© Marph And Lee 2005

Just Abuse It ( Parody of Just Lose It by Eminem )


[Intro]

Ok..
Guess who's fat?
Fat again
Shady's fat
Tell a friend
Whaaaaaaaa

Now everyone report to the kitchen
To the kitchen, to the kitchen
Now everyone report to the kitchen
Alright Stop!.....its dinner time!


[Verse 1]

Come here little kiddies, On my flab
Guess who's back and even more fat
And I don't mean fat as in a new case of cheese baguettes i used to stuff my face!
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
No worries, papa's got a brand new tube of soy
What else could I possibly use for my joy
Coz i wud eat anything, but little boys
That's not a stab at steak pie
That's just a metaphor, when i am shy
I get a little bit hungry sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rice
Yeh i know i ate all the pies, i cant touch my toes i mite die
And i take up half the dance floor, and i pee through my bum hole so i cant really let one go
Everyones gonna know who did it
I shit a little "gases", the world gonna pay! [Fart Sound]
Oops my hotdog slipped 
And everyone just heard me rip my pants


[Chorus]

Now I'm gonna make fat
Make you fat
Yeah boy eat that crap
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know foods my world
Alright abuse it(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Abuse it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go lazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)


[Verse 2]

Baby it's pieday and it's my day
Just to stuff face, all the way to sunday
Maybe til monday, I dunno what day
Just till theres no more pies to eat
Crusin' on the freeway
Feelin' kinda creeky
Too much weight down, let my engine blow
Now I cant have no mcdonalds, and all I want to do is (eat a burger)

Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a blob
But I'm feelin' abit hungry bk from my job
Could i order 5 pizzas with exra cheese, 
Ring onions, 2 burgers and a bag of chips plz? (yeah) 

Now, extra large man
That's my size
[Dr Dre] "Man, how cum u aint eatin ur pies"
DRE! (HA-HA)
Dear God goes fat!
I'm just tryna have a chat...


[Chorus]

Now I'm gonna make you fat
Make you fat
Yeah boy eat that crap
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know foods my world
Alright abuse it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Abuse it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go lazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby,
(HA-HA)


[Verse 3]

Now it's Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and I don't know what happend
They say I was eatin all the citys food
Down the street screaming
(yum-yum-yum-yum)
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is this much
I'm not guilty
They said, "Save it, boy we gotcha you on tape
Yellin' at an old lady to (eat a burger)

Now this is the part where the thins break down
It gets real fattning, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it's burger king now
The beat comes back n everybody eats chocolate brown
Snap back to reality
Look it's fat shady
Yo you signed me up to battle!?
No i'm way too fat!
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie
I don't have any limes to go right here so, chubba chubba teletubbie!
Fella's (WHAT?!) Fella's (WHAT?!)
Grab you left nut, make right one jealous (what?)
Black food
White food
Skinny food
Fat food
Tall food
Small food
I'm callin' all food
Everyone report to the kitchen
It's your chance for a little food eatin
Nut squeezin' it's the season
Just go (HA-HA-HA-HA)
It's so appeasin'


[Chorus]

Now I'm gonna make you fat
Make you fat
Yeah boy eat that crap
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know foods my world
Alright abuse it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Abuse it
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Go lazy
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Oh baby
(HA-HA)
Oh baby,
(HA-HA)


[Outro]

UmMmMmm eat a burger
UmMmMmm eat a burger
Ooh boy just eat a burger
I mean girl just eat a burger