© Marph 2005

Is This The Way To The Dietician? ( Parody of Is This The Way To Amarillo by Tony Christie (Peter Kay) )


When the day is dawning, in the kitchen in the morning
I'm already in there
with the food that I'm eatin in there
every full fridge, where Ive laid my hands
will no longer be there, cos I've already eaten that

Is this the way to the dietician
I've tried losing weight by pissin'
always ended up back in the kitchen
where my sweet food waits for me
show me the way to the dietician
Once i was so hungry i went fishin'
eatin raw fish in my kitchen
when there was no food there for me

Sha la la lala lalala Sha la la lala lalala 
Sha la la lala lalala i need food inside of me

There's a lunch bell ringing
hear the song of joy that it's singing
for the sweet sweet dinner
and the guy who's coming to eat there
just beyond mcdonalds, theres a burger king
but i raided both, eating everything

Is this the way to the dietician
I've tried losing weight by pissin'
always ended up back in the kitchen
where my sweet food waits for me
show me the way to the dietician
Once i was so hungry i went fishin'
eatin raw fish in my kitchen
when there was no food there for me

Sha la la lala lalala Sha la la lala lalala 
Sha la la lala lalala I need food inside of me