© Marph And Lee 2005

Could Well Be Gay ( A Parody of Could Well Be In by The Streets )


[Verse 1]

Cuz my last relationship fucked me up. 
Din’t work out wid my girlfriend, found it hard to love. 
Looked into the bumhole, then looked back up, 
Lookin for more than a girl to rub.
She dint look as fit as joe from the pub
Or the bloke from JD's called dan. 
Back then my sex wasn’t so damn rough, 
But that’s before I found out bout the boy stuff. 
And in girls clothes I found I looked quite lush, 
N looking at boy magz, things sat up to adjust. 
I told her I thought it was important, 
That I needed to go through a transformation. 
tossin the dick, or suckin in, oblivion 
With that gayboy who's your special one. 
She said I was the gayest boyfriend under the sun, 
And blokes go easy so she gave me the dump. 


[Chorus]

i saw this thing on itv the other day,
said, that if i fancied boys then im probably gay,
and i got in with one on my twelvth birthday
so i reckon i'm a hardcore gay

[Verse 2]

The girls dont know that its the other court i play in.
The one which is occupied mostly by gay.
My boyfriend came up to me, sayin
if i would care for some masterbation
i didnt know if i really was this gay
Suppose that's just cos of my small "hey!"
Im tryin to think what else I could say, 
Peelin' my trousers off, spinnin them sexually.. 
Yeah actually, yes, he did look pretty neat
His perfume smelled expensive and sweet. 
so i took him to my cars back seat
the fun began i tasted meat
he kept givin me this look, like he would speak
Was he only horny, or was he a keep? 
Asked him if he thought i was gay enough for him
started to think that this could be real


[Chorus]

i saw this thing on itv the other day,
said, that if i fancied boys then im probably gay,
and i got in with one on my twelvth birthday
so i reckon i'm a hardcore gay


[Verse 3]

I said sum of my boyfriends all were 
ruff down below and things started to hurt 
I screamed to them my eyesights goin blurred. 
But not all gays are like that, all messed up and stirred. 
so I grabbed all my money and looked around on the curbs 
With money I planned to get a gay hooker, so. 
With all these weird people walking by, 
Right at a corner I found one infront of my eyes. 
So surely the guy accepted, no lie 
He took all my money at that time. 
I felt like his dick was smiling all the time. 
He was like "fair play" and he undid his tie. 
I never got to find out wat his balls looked like. 
And I said to him, this just isn’t right. 
Wish I had a sexuality that I could rely, 
im gay in the day and straght in the night. 


[Chorus]

i saw this thing on itv the other day,
said, that if i fancied boys then im probably gay,
and i got in with one on my twelvth birthday
so i reckon i'm a hardcore gay


[Verse 4]

As I walked back home takin him to my place
he had his hand stuck to the side of his face. 
I thought for a minute, wow its sticky
sticky enough to hold it there, even for a day
went in the door, my house looks gay
the colors and that, obvious to see
it was nice to have someone who liked it instead
someone who thought that it matched my bed
i launched upon it, with a gay again
had more fun than you could bet
tryin to act like i wasnt just being there
just for the fun before it came to an end
I looked at my watch and realized right then 
That, for three hours, doin masterbation
when we finished, we lay there silent 
And we carried on interacting, for more than that again. 


[Chorus x2]

i saw this thing on itv the other day,
said, that if i fancied boys then im probably gay,
and i got in with one on my twelvth birthday
so i reckon i'm a hardcore gay

i saw this thing on itv the other day,
said, that if i fancied boys then im probably gay,
and i got in with one on my twelvth birthday
so i reckon i'm a hardcore gay