© Marph 2005

Constipated - ( Parody of Complicated by Avril Lavigne ) 


Uh huh, life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is
Cause life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is

I'm be-hind the toilet door
On the loo, like i was before
And if I could only poo or wee
You will see
I can't, poo into a jar
Or when, we're drivin' in your car
And es-specially not in a loo, theres no pooo

Nothing is felt, no poo becomes dealt
I'm tweenin by butt, contract and relax
I'm tryin real hard but the poo won't become free
No wee

Why the hell am i always so dam constipated
I'm always in the
bathroom and I've pushed so hard my ass is nearly wasted
Toi-let Tis-sue
And I try and I squeeze and I tween and I push and I breathe but i never get poo
Can't you see my poo's not free and it seems it never will be 
no no no

My poo's never unannounced
Dressed up, like it's sumthin else
Can't you see I just can't get no wee
It's inside me
Oh no, there's no urine flow
On so long, that i start to doze
I know, not excreting anything
It just clings

Nothing is felt, no poo becomes dealt
I'm tweenin by butt, contract and relax
I'm tryin real hard but the poo won't become free
No wee

Why the hell am i always so dam constipated
I'm always in the
bathroom and I've pushed so hard my ass is nearly wasted
Toi-let Tis-sue
And I try and I squeeze and I tween and I push and I breathe but i never get poo
Can't you see my poo's not free and it seems it never will be 
no no no

My ass, gettin slightly sore
Not out, but in like before
And if, i could only poo or wee
I'd be free

Nothing is felt, no poo becomes dealt
I'm tweenin by butt, contract and relax
I'm tryin real hard but the poo won't become free
No wee

Why the hell am i always so dam constipated
I'm always in the
bathroom and I've pushed so hard my ass is nearly wasted
Toi-let Tis-sue
And I try and I squeeze and I tween and I push and I breathe but i never get poo
Can't you see my poo's not free and it seems it never will be 
no no no

Why the hell am i always so dam constipated
I'm always in the
bathroom and I've pushed so hard my ass is nearly wasted
Toi-let Tis-sue
And I try and I squeeze and I tween and I push and I breathe but i never get poo
Can't you see my poo's not free and it seems it never will be 
no no no



Constipated - ( Parody of Complicated by Avril Lavigne ) 


Uh huh, life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is
Cause life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is

I'm be-hind the toilet door
On the loo, like i was before
And if I could only poo or wee
You will see
I can't, poo into a jar
Or when, we're drivin' in your car
And es-specially not in a loo, theres no pooo

Nothing is felt, no poo becomes dealt
I'm tweenin by butt, contract and relax
I'm tryin real hard but the poo won't become free
No wee

Why the hell am i always so dam constipated
I'm always in the
bathroom and I've pushed so hard my ass is nearly wasted
Toi-let Tis-sue
And I try and I squeeze and I tween and I push and I breathe but i never get poo
Can't you see my poo's not free and it seems it never will be 
no no no

My poo's never unannounced
Dressed up, like it's sumthin else
Can't you see I just can't get no wee
It's inside me
Oh no, there's no urine flow
On so long, that i start to doze
I know, not excreting anything
It just clings

Nothing is felt, no poo becomes dealt
I'm tweenin by butt, contract and relax
I'm tryin real hard but the poo won't become free
No wee

Why the hell am i always so dam constipated
I'm always in the
bathroom and I've pushed so hard my ass is nearly wasted
Toi-let Tis-sue
And I try and I squeeze and I tween and I push and I breathe but i never get poo
Can't you see my poo's not free and it seems it never will be 
no no no

My ass, gettin slightly sore
Not out, but in like before
And if, i could only poo or wee
I'd be free

Nothing is felt, no poo becomes dealt
I'm tweenin by butt, contract and relax
I'm tryin real hard but the poo won't become free
No wee

Why the hell am i always so dam constipated
I'm always in the
bathroom and I've pushed so hard my ass is nearly wasted
Toi-let Tis-sue
And I try and I squeeze and I tween and I push and I breathe but i never get poo
Can't you see my poo's not free and it seems it never will be 
no no no

Why the hell am i always so dam constipated
I'm always in the
bathroom and I've pushed so hard my ass is nearly wasted
Toi-let Tis-sue
And I try and I squeeze and I tween and I push and I breathe but i never get poo
Can't you see my poo's not free and it seems it never will be 
no no no