© Marph And Lee 2005

Seven Pains ( Parody of Seven Days by Craig David )


On my way back from the pens
They're just a couple blocks away from me (owh) 
As I walked playin my gameboy
I almost got to level 3
In front of me 
stood a beautiful honey with a beautiful body 
She asked me for a lime
I said it'd cost her her name 
a six digit number & a date with me tomorrow at nine 

Did she decline? Yo
Didn't she mind? You're a hobo
Was it for real? Damn sure 
What was the deal? A pretty girl aged 44 
So was she keen? You've gained weight
Cinnamon queen? You smell like cake
What did she say? She said she'd love to 
to do a poo
She asked me what we were gonna do 
said we'd start with a barrel of ale for two

Chorus 
Monday 
We were arguing on Tuesday 
we were fightin by Wednesday 
and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday 
I killed her on Sunday 
Monday 
We were arguing on Tuesday 
we were fightin by Wednesday 
and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday 
I killed her on Sunday 

Nine, was the time
I got a parkin fine
And it weren't even mine
So i walked ther 
she told me 
She'd love to torture me all night long 
Ooh I loved the way that she bit 
from the front to back she whipped it(back she whipped it, ooh the way she kicked it) 
And I oh oh I yeah 
Wanted revenge
cos I'm a man who'll always be fair

Ooh yeah 
I'm not a man to stay down baby 
Ooh yeah 
cos a broken hand isn't really fair 
From the first impression girl hmm you don't seem to be like that 
But when i got to know her, I wanted to hit her in the back
From the subway to my home 
I was hittin her with a pole
When you feeling all alone 
I'll come round
and just kill you kill you

Chorus 

Monday 
We were arguing on Tuesday 
we were fightin by Wednesday 
and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday 
I killed her on Sunday
Monday 
We were arguing on Tuesday 
we were fightin by Wednesday 
and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday 
I killed her on Sunday 

(Break it down, uh break it down) 
Since I met this crazy lady 
ooh yeah 
I wanna hit her all the time
And give her my fine
And I ain't about to deny it 
It's a brutal murder thing 
with you-oh....... 

Chorus 

Monday 
We were arguing on Tuesday 
we were fightin by Wednesday 
and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday 
I killed her on Sunday 
Monday 
We were arguing on Tuesday 
we were fightin by Wednesday 
and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday 
I killed her on Sunday 
(x2)