*~The Other Quote Page~*
NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT
Princess - *to Snowbunnie* "I'm like the sister you never had!"
Princess - *in line at Fazoli's, turns to Snowbunnie* "You've lost your damn mind"
Princess - *talking to Oliver* "Man, you're a sleepy man, man!"
Oliver - "My eyes are fluffy"
Oliver - "Unruly corn!!"
Snowbunnie - *after Oliver eats some fish* "Hey! You found Nemo!"
Princess - *as we drive down 5th Avenue* "Wow, I never noticed how pretty the bookstore was"
Oliver - "Hey there pussy!"
Jessi - *referring to Oliver at Long John Silvers who had a lot of greasy food on his plate* "You need a health consultant"
Jessi - "Saucey Jelly Janutolo!"
Snowbunnie - "Who is that cunt?"
Jessi - "I don't know man, I keep going in and out of consciousness"
Oliver - "I did not say I was a doughnut"
Oliver - *eating at Long John Silvers* "Woman and cheesesticks first!"
SnowBunnie - *hears a fire truck as we eat at Long John Silvers* "Man, I hope Wendy's is okay!"
Bubba - *talking about watching Oprah* "I almost cry everytime she's on"
Princess - "I wish I was a telepath so I didn't have to talk so much"
Princess - "I think if I won an award in high school, it would have been 'Most Likely To Be Committed'"
Juke Jockey - "Willy Wonka was hot"
Jessi - "Gene Hackman?"
Juke Jockey - "No, dude! Gene Wilder!"
Princess - "I'd like to be Michelle Pheiffer so I could feel my boobs"
Juke Jockey - *drunk* "Since we are too drunk to walk to Speedway...we are driving"
Jessi - "Hey, there's a praying mantis"
Princess - "I'll pray on his mantis"
Butters - *sitting on the chair* "Man, I'm having a little trouble with my arm here"
Princess - *to SnowBunnie* "Do you like dicks?"
SnowBunnie - "Not if they have men attached to them"
SnowBunnie - "Dear Mr. Donut, I am sorry I ate you. But it's ok, you were the best donut EVER..your life did not go unwasted..sincerely, the bitch who ate you"
SnowBunnie - "I think this one is powdered in crack"
Jessi - "HAHAHA why?"
SnowBunnie - "Tastes a lot like my imagination thinks crack tastes like"
SnowBunnie - "Yes. this is officially crack"
SnowBunnie - "These donuts are as dry as my virginity"
Jessi - *looking at the sign at Gino's* "Wow dude, is that man fucking that man up the ass!??"
Butters - "I want a down comforter..and Princess has down syndrome"
Juke Jockey - "Man, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner cause then I could just eat myself"
Juke Jockey - "I could quite possibly marry the man that made Funyuns"
SnowBunnie - "This is my superhero name"
SnowBunnie - "Oh, I can't decide which donut to eat. Oh well, guess i'll just have to eat you all"
Juke Jockey - "If I could suck myself I would never leave the house"
Juke Jockey - *as Archie drives 10mph on 5th Ave* "Wow, there goes Mortis the Tortoise"
Jessi - *after Butters fucked up his Easy-Mac* "It's just Easy-Mac..well apparently not easy enough"
Jessi - *at Fazolis talking to the bread bitch* "You...me...breadstick, minus the you"
Jessi - *talking to Kara about the cafeteria menu* "What if they have fish Kara? WHAT if they have fish?"
Jessi - "She has squirrel apartment complexes"
Princess - "There are squirrel apartment complexes?"
Bubba - "I gone"
Jessi - *talking about Geraldo* "I think he got died"
Jessi - "I know what i'm thinkin and I know what i'm talkin, i'm doin two things at once, write that down"
Jessi - "Are you colorblind?"
Bubba - "Yes"
Jessi - "24/7?!"
Jessi - *talking to color blind Bubba* "You've never seen the sky?"
Jessi - *talking about Princess* "Don't try to explain things with numbers to him, he don't do math"
Jessi - *talking to Bubba about the burning bowl* "Honey it's still runnin"
Bubba - "There is an etiquette to bowl passing"
Jessi - "It feels like a wave just hit me in the ocean, it's cold and wet and i'm tingling!"
Jessi - "Man, milk from a tin can is so sweet!"
Princess - *talking to Jessi w/a flaming lighter between his legs* "How do you like your hot dog?"
Jessi - *talking to SnowBunnie* "Man, I would go anywhere with him, I'd go to Carlsbad Caverns"
Jessi - "You've just smoked yourself retarded!"
Jessi - *talking about the drive back from Rio Grande* "Man, driving was hard, as was Princess's penis"
Jessi - "Black people do shotgun? They ought to do gunshot"
Princess - *scratching head* "I'm slow"
Veronica - "All I gotta say is....what was that?"
Jessi - *Jessi to Archie who was talking to Kara at the time* "You speak to her like i'm Helen Keller!!"
Brad - "You'd eat the bowl?" Jessi - "Yea, if it was coated in chocolate or something"
Jessi - *talking to Erick* "You look at me like i'm a retard" Erick - "Well..."
Brad - *talking to Archie* "Get out of my way! I wanna go eat!"
Jessi - "Dude, you gotta suck it like a dick, just pass it around"
Brad - "Yeah...don't you know how to get it in there?"
Princess - *telling us what time it was* "It's 20 after 40 till 2"
Kara - *after Jessi spit all over her* "I gotta get a spit guard"
Jessi - "Man, Kara burped the other day and I ATE it!"
Archie - "I'm gonna go stick my head in the freezer"
Jessi - "Your gonna stick your head in the freezer?! You can't get high doing that!"
Veronica - "6 dollars!!"
Brad - "Is it still drunk driving if you're in a wheelchair?"
Jessi - "I can now be officially classified as a fat fuck...I eat, I sleep, I get high...I eat...I go to bed"
Jessi - "Stoners-R-Us...would you like fries, pizza, cookie dough, nachos, cookies with that..please drive around"
Jessi - "This ain't no fucking hide and seek the biscuit!!...give me the fucking biscuit"
Jessi - "The more I sit here the longer they're gonna close...shit...the longer I sit here the more they're gonna close"
Jessi - "Give me my biscuit bitch...I ain't playin!"
Jessi - *talking to Minnie* "You may as well stay up and smoke your face off"
Jessi - "Man, this is hard to light, we need stoner lighters"
Jessi - "Fucking pay attention!"
Minnie - "You gotta ring the bell!"
Jessi - "Ring the bell? This isn't fucking Burger King!"
Jessi - *to Kara about cookie dough* "Tell him not to leave such a nice food item in a stoner's house"
Jessi - "Man, I have smoked 5 days in the past 3 days"
Jessi - *talking to Minnie* "Banana!...Man, I told you to get the banana out and you ate it!"
Jessi - *while scratching head* "I was gonna say something"
Jessi - "Lets get some grindage!"
*fighting over who has to get up and get the lighter*
Kara: Well I got the last lighter
Jessi: Well I bought the pizza
Kara: Well I cooked the pizza
Jessi: Well I bought the weed
Kara: Well I bought the last batch
Jessi: Well I bought your concert ticket to cover the last batch
Kara: Well that's my bowl and those are my lighters
Jessi: DAMNIT
*and Jessi goes to get the lighter*
Jessi - *talking about a concert date* "It was in Colorado on July..19(long pause).......17(long pause).........fuck 2001"
Kara - *talking about cookie dough* "Ya know, you can get salmanella if you eat that"
Jessi - *talking about the cookie dough roll* "Man, if that was a dick...it would hurt!"
Jessi - "I feel like a real stoner man." Kara - "Me too, Dude."
Jessi - *fucked up telling Kyle to go get my damn doughnuts* "And I'm gonna nibble your arm off if you dont get the fuck out of here!"