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| The GHETTO |
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| In 1999, the GHETTO was formed for lack of better things to do. |
| Leslie Hall - GHETTO leader and founder. Owner of the sacred Severed Head which still lives after 2 years. I miss the good 'ol days of ghetto when the only worry we had was how to get that fucking window in the living room covered. All we need to have a good time is some helium and a horny monkey. |
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| Elizabeth Belton - Otherwise known as B.B. McGee. She is, and forever will remain the butt of all jokes on the face of the earth. Hobbies: special olympics on Sundays, drinking hehe, ultimate fishing, stalking Tucker with me and telling really corny ass jokes, but mainly telling me roofus information at 4 in the morning when i'm trying to sleep. THE BATS!! |
| Robbie Story - Ghetto leader wannabe or Tinky-Winky as we sometimes refer to him as. The only person on earth who truely FEARS a 3-pronged fork. We go to his house occasionally to blow up things and watch the teletubbies at 9am. Watch out..the nipples are mine. |
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| Robby Wimmer - DB, Tractorman, etc..Wimmer is the man with the goods..tractor that is. Rob likes to play Candyland a lot, it's his favorite game. He even has a shirt that says "I went to Candyland and all I got was this lousy shirt". Wimmer also likes to play with his Gladiator action figure set where he battles to be the ULTIMATE Gladiator. |
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| Brian McMillan - THE TOTAL MAC of America. Not much to say about MAC, can't really make fun of him cause he never does anything. You never hear what he says cause all he does is mumble. But he's a sexy stud muffin nonetheless. Although the whistling through the braces really pisses me off :) |
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| Ryan Massie - His name is really Renfro, we don't know where all that Ryan shit came from. This man is responsible for SCORE..if you don't know, then don't ask. Renfro likes Gouda, and a damn lot of it too. And he loves to play with Crack-a-Smacks banana hehe. |
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| Candace Vassallo - The other head bitch of the Ghetto, she likes helium, pie, and late night trips for coffee. Starbucks anyone? Autozone?? that ain't right hehe. Whoa they got another kid, where did she come from? So help me God if you make us watch teletubbies ever again we'll kill you. |