Buskirk Bitches

Well this is me, the one who has the time to do all this shit. I am the cool one of the group, the drunk, the rebel, etc. It's hard to talk to me because I cannot make a full sentence. I have trouble with connecting words or something. And on top of my speech problems, I now have a concussion, I must say I AM NOT like a bird Nelly. Don't go to the bathroom in the middle of the night or i'll lock your drunk ass out!!(that's for you Linz hehe) Must be the humidity bringing them in for the chicken..NEVER A DULL MOMENT HUH?

Lindsie is my rebel roommate. Came to us from the pits of Cincinnati University. Together our soul purpose in life is to PISS OFF THE RA. We hate our RA and do everything possible to piss her the fuck off hehe. And yes, she really is a bitch, especially when you wake her up. Lindsie has a serious alcohol problem. We are really worried about her. Someday she will be giving speeches at the local high schools near you. Lindsie is a true alcoholic, she is at the plasma center 2 days a week donating her plasma to save the lives of small children er uh to support her habit. Lindise loves to watch Martha Snewert a lot. And I fucking hate her cause she called me a mental amazon woman.

Bays is the sweet innocent one of the group, yea right. She's not really as innocent as she looks. She likes to sneak in hot cheerleader boys windows after we get back from the gay bars to replenish herself. She is the BOOTY CALL QUEEN of America. Bays claims to look skanky all the time, but not really. Bays works at KFC with the colonel making it finger lickin' good! It seemed like a good idea at the time!! hehe

Kelly is our next door neighbor. We didn't talk to her till one night after the bar, Lindsie and I in one of our drunken stupors of course, but it was a great 1st impression nonetheless and now we are all just best friends. Kelly has this serious farting problem, I mean really, and I seem to be the only one who is around when it happens. Kelly is engaged to the wonderful Joe. Joe is a buff little bitch, but he can't drink very much. Stay away from the Firewater Joe cause I'm not taking care of your drunk ass anymore. Kelly likes to dance on the bars and wear curling irons at 4 in the morning, so be careful when you walk around the corner, you just don't know what you might see. Chug it Kelly, just not too fast lol.

Well Jenny has been allowed back onto the page because she yelled at me. We like her sometimes even thouh she is mean most of the time. Jenny only acknowledges us when she wants something but it's ok cause we steal food from her all the time cause she always leaves her door unlocked lol. Tell your mom we said thanks for the cookies! Along with Lindsie and Kelly, Jenny also has a farting problem, she tries but they just aren't very good, that's why we call her squeeeek. Hail Campus Crazies! And bring me some damn cookies you greedy bitch!!

Kim is Jenny's lovely roommate. They go to campus crazy meetings together hehe. Kim likes to look at herself in the mirror and praise her beauty. We love Kim cause she always lets us go in their room and steal Jenny's food, cause they're cool like that lol.