THE MUGWUMP PARTY OF AMERICA IN NO WAY IS A LEGITIMATE PARTY.
THE VIEWS EXPRESSED ON THIS SITE ARE ENTIRELY PRODUCTS OF MY WARPED SENSE OF HUMOR IN NO WAY DO WE MEAN ANYTHING WE MAY SAY ABOUT THE HONORABLE MR. LAY OR ANY OTHER WHITECOLLAR CRIMINAL WE MAY RIDICULE. IN NO WAY DO I ACTUALLY ENDORSE THE ESTEEMED MR. LAY FOR PRESIDENT.
DO NOT SEND MONEY OR DONATIONS BECAUSE GEOCITIES AND THE IRS WILL GET REALLY MAD AT ME IF YOU SEND ANY MONEY, I WILL KEEP IT AND LAUGH AT YOUR STUPIDITY. I DO NOT RECOMMEND HOLDING KEGGERS ON ELECTION DAY YOU MAY HOWEVER CALL RADIO & TELEVISION STATIONS TO ADVERTISE MY SITE UNDER THE GUISE OF CAMPAIGNING. YOU ALSO MAY HANG MY POSTERS ALL OVER, EXCEPT ON YOUR SPOUSE. (TACKS HURT)