Voyds’ Secret

Once upon a time there was a little boy called Voyd. He was a very clever little boy and a very good speaker. He believed that he could work on cartoons one day and to the voice overs!

Unfortunately, one day he woke up to find his house being burgled! "Stop thief!" he cried, jumping to his feet.

"Oh GOD!" The thief screamed, drawing back in horror. Oh, did I forget to mention that Voyd was very ugly? That's why he wanted to only do voice overs and not act.

Anyway, on with the story. "This must be an alien from MARS or something!" the not very bright burglar gaped. "I've gotta catch 'em all! Aliens!"

"I am NOT an alien!" Voyd shouted, getting very upset. But it has always been an uncanny ability of his to make difficult decisions and so he decided to call for help. However, this was not very smart as it alerted the other thief to his presence.

"WOAH!" the 2nd spaced out thief cried "Put him in a cage, call him the missing link and we could make TRILLIONS!"

"Why make trillions," the 1st burglar leered “when you could make" here the camera zoomed in for a close up "...billions?"

"You're an idiot." Voyd stated. But this only served to make the burglars angry and so they shoved him in a sack, took his to Tennessee and opened an exhibit, with Voyd as the ugliest kid in the world, who was the child of an alien.

"An alien eh?" the Beast pondered "Well then I could use him on my team. Those other two idiots need someone else to help make they're choices for them, and I need to go to Hawaii!"

And so the Beast came and took Voyd up into the Planet.

"Good grief you're ugly" the Beast exclaimed "I'll just make you into Null matter and so no one will notice."

"LET ME GO YOU STUPID ALIEN!" Voyd cried, and cried, and cried. And then talked, and talked and talked. No matter what he was doing he just WOULDN'T be quiet.

"SILENCE!" The Beast finally snapped "YOU SHALL NEVER SPEAK AGAIN!" And so the Beast took away Voyd's voice and kept it in a sea shell which it hung around its neck, allowing it to speak like Voyd and woo its prince.