May and June’s Secret

Why Pyrus and Zera’s mothers are never mentioned.

One day, during the Golden Jubilation, the leaders turn up with their wives in tow. King Cryos's wife (let's call her...May) looks up, pauses, and sees the Fire King (called Ted) leading his wife (June) towards the centre. June looks up, May and June's eyes meet, music plays softly in the background anddddd…cue close up.

Then, after a while of talking to each other, and getting to know each other, and discovering their similar sexual fantasies, they run away together to Planet Bone, and have many fun nights with Sternum and each other. This leads to many things:

One: The breakup of the Jubilation, cause now they blame each other.

Two: Cryos cannot bring himself to admit to his daughter that her mother's bi and left him for a lizard, so he tells her May's dead.

Three: Ted cannot believe that June left him, and goes into a deep decline, dragging on for years, which ends with a heart attack when he realizes that he's gotta tell his son something other than: "Mummy's on a business trip."

Four: Femur goes nuts with jealousy that his brother can actually get some loving, and has him, June and May put on the Prison Planet.

Five: Lord Mantel decides that he’s never getting married, and that Planet Rock must be better than all the other planets ‘cause that sort of stuff never happens there.

Six: Whilst on the Prison Planet June and May merge to become Jewelia, which is why she's black (burnt) and white (ice) and she and Sternum have a messy break up, leading to the whole prison war.