| A Desperate Plea For Race |
| LOL. I love the pic, keep race that way! Even when your demands are met! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaa! At the rate your going you could have the world! the world I tell you! Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I applaude your sheer evilness! * claps and makes all the nameless newsies she owns clap to, though they are all very scared* Ha! brilliant! I must go! I just wanted you to know! screw doc frankenstien you guys are my role models! Vey insane and sugar highed Gears. |
| "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" *Filly screams and runs around in circles* "What have you done to Race!! Why oh why is the world so cruel and head mal-shapen?? You are evil" *Shakes her pink fluffy Medda parasol at Muffins and Blush* "OHHH EVIL DOERS, your doings of evil will not go done without a effect of revolutionary redoing...!!!" *Filly puts her hand to her chest and pleadges movingly* "But if you return the mis-shapen Head of Race to it's orginal mis-shapen, but more appropiate size I will supply you with your demands. I have the lawn mower, with mulcher, I had to steal it oh evil doer." *The door to Filly's dark conversation room is speared with a ray of light and blast of nagging for Filly's evil mother,* "DRAT! DO NOT DO ANYTHING DRASTIC!! I shall return it with the rest of your demands!! I will be back." ~~~ Filly ~~~ |
| *has died laughing* *will try to get back to you as soon as Death is traumatized enough* --Wisecracks |
| Buffins and Mlush, Ladies, ladies, ladies. *shakes head* Tsk, tsk, tsk. I come to check my list mail after a long absence and what do I find? My two favorite listies making trouble. Again. As usual. *sighs* Why do you never let me in on your antics? I never liked Racetrack... Nevertheless, I am here with my measly offering: *puts on granny-glasses and reads from a scribbled list* 1 Fisher-Price Bubble Mower, white 1 half-full bottle of bubbles (complete with wand); for use in mower 1 Barbie New Volkswagen Beetle, purple; hand-powered 1 small green funnel, plastic 1 pack Colgate Total dental floss, unused; bubble-gum flavored It was the best I could do on such short notice. Has it been 48 hours already? Shucks... Your loyal servant *bows* Mimic |
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| *digs around through shed, voice floating out around bangs and muffled curses* I can take care of the green plastic funnel, but I'm afraid we're all out of lawnmowers with built-in mulchers--ooh cool, a purple spotted weedwacker! *sticks head out the door* Will a purple spotted weedwacker do? *hears a faint creaking* What's that? *pause* Oh well, like I was saying, I'll give you a green plastic funnel and a purple spotted weedwacker *as well* as three Twix bars and a--*shed collapses into a little pile of rubble* Oh dear...the funnel was in there... ...*considers, rethinking game plan* ok, I've got 4 Twix bars and a purple spotted weedwacker, and I can steal a gas powered golf cart from the rich people over in the rich subdivision where my best friend lives--*takes on the Hysterical Ransom-Movie-Heroine Tone (TM), dropping to knees, wringing hands, adopting an even more pronounced southern accent, and otherwise being dramatic* just don't hurt mah Raceykins! *climbs to feet and recovers dignity* Ach-hem. I'll give you seven pieces of Bazooka Joe Bubblegum if you'll make his head normal again... ^*Cats*^ --I'm sick. Cough. Sneeze. Sniff. Wheeze. Hey, that rhymes! P.S. *emerges triumphant from the rubble of the old abandoned shed* I found the funnel! |
| Hmmm what to do what to do, Race is one of my favorite newsies...*begins to dig around in her change cow ((don't ask it's complicated))* 15, 20, 45, oh wait that's a nickel not a quarter. Okay I have 5 bucks not enough for the lawn mower, *thinks about it* Hey my dad has one of those. Okay Muffin and Blush the lawn mower is in the mail. *gives roommate money and whispers roommate leaves comes back with walmart bag.* And here *holds out green plastic funnel and minty dental floss* Here is your funnel and the dental floss, just for Muffin. can you please put Race back the way you found him?? The every hopefully Mills |
| oh please! i'll do whatever it takes, just give race back his normal head! Here! I HAVE a green funnel, and look a gas powered lawn mower. please help yourself to my things! What color lawn mower would u like, i have all assortments! I beg of you, cause no further pain to my dearest husband (yes he is, no u lie, he IS!)! thank you so very much! Ballabile |
| *reads ransom note* *speeds (literally) off to THe Home Depot* *returns panting* Here! I got yer stuff! A lawn mower with a built in mulcher, a gas-powered golf cart, and a GREEN PLASTIC funnel. Now give me back my Race! --Jess |
| La de da de da...*skips along* Ooh! An email from Blush and Muffins! Should be interesting, shall I read it? *the imaginary voice in Cyanne's head answers back with a "no!", but of course, she doesn't listen* *clicks on the email, and reads it* *shriek* What have they done to poor Racetrack?! I must make things right! *reads more thorougly* Alrighty...so they want a ransom for 'im, eh? Well, that seems reasonable. I mean, after going through all that trouble to shrink his head in the first place, they might as well ask for something in return. And what do you know?! I have some of the things on the ransom list! *pulls a little paper bag out from nowhere* Ah! I have a lawn mower in here...and what do you know, it has a built in MULCHER inside! *pulls the lawn mower out* Now do I have a funnel? Hmm.... *rummages through the bag* I think I found one! *pulls out a rubber chicken* Guess not. Shucks. Well, hopefully the other listees were kind and managed to come up with every thing else for the restoration of his head! And if not *shrugs* oh well! It would be rather amusing to see him attempt to smoke a cigar now... *skips away* love and duct taped men, ~Cyanne |
| O.k. O.k I know you kidnapped race and again I applaude you but what kind of fan would I be if I didnt help a newsie in need and belive me when they are in your oh so capible hands they are in desperate need. So I belive you asked for a green funnel. I brought you three sizes small ,medium and large.......* Looks at them and then smiles evily* On second thought Crutchy's my favorite! Sooooo Race can get help from his other many many supporters on the list! * Pulls out paint and paints funnels red, brown and gold* Ha! Now ......Oh wait you where going to use this to biuld something huh? Oh well in that case * paints large funnel green* I'm not giving you this to get race back, just to help you with the machine thingy its for. So! Have fun torture race, oh wait if your doing that you would be having fun......oh well, enjoy yourselfs and dont shrink his head anymore.....On second thought do....Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! You go! Gears |
| *is resurrected with unearthly screaming and crying heard behind her* Mmkay, i'm alive again. Death is SUCH a pussy. ANYway, would shrinking Race's head make much of a difference? I mean, he has such a small body already and i always thought his head was a tad big for it. Oh well. > *Muffins and Blush hop into a car full of Monkees and drive into the > sunset* *poof* D'oh! You weren't supposed to actually drive INto the sunset! JEEZ-us! *sigh* I'll go get the aloe... --Cracks |
| Yes we are as surprised as you are that this many people actually cared! |
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