Awards were given by the two qualified judges, flown specially in from Utah: Muffins and Blush.
BEST SOLO TABLE DANCE...The nominees are Brian Denton and Racetrack Higgins.
*clips show of both solos*
The award for the best solo table dance goes to *drum roll*
Racetrack Higgins! *Race comes up and makes a heartfelt speach thanking
all the little people*
*camera pans to judges*
Muffins: Well it was a close choice, but Race was the clear favorite of the two.
Blush: Yah!!!!! *shouts* I love you, Race!! *subtley points towards Muffins when Race looks over*
BEST CHAIR LIFT IN THE 'STARTING NOW' SCENE...The nominees are Pie Eater, Dutchy, and Swifty.
*clip shows of 'Starting Now' Scene*
The award for the best chair lift in the 'Starting Now' Scene goes to *drum roll*
Swifty! *Swifty comes up and makes a long but fast speach and is off the stage in three seconds*
*camera pans to judges*
Blush: That was certainly the 'swiftiest' speech I've ever heard! Wouldn't you agree, Muffy?
Muffins:*gives Blush the same glare David gives Jack every time Jack calls him the 'Walking Mouth'* Ha Ha *stale laughter* Very funny
BEST FRONT ROW PART IN THE 'STARTING NOW' SCENE...The nominees are Blink, Specs, and Skittery.
*again clip shows of 'Starting Now' Scene*
And the Award for the best front row part in the 'Starting Now' scene goes to *drum roll*
*looks shocked* It's a tie between Blink and Skittery! *both come up and fight over microphone each trying to get a word in, both waving to judges... aka their girlfriends*
*camera pans to judges*
Muffins: Well this was a tough choice. We judged three sections of their part and Blink won the best walk with hands above head.
Blush: And Skittery won the best skip out of the chair.
Muffins: We couldn't decide who had the best point, but we knew it wasn't Specs.
Blush: So we gave them a tie! *holds up tie*
*Muffins resists urge to strangle her with it*
BEST LEG SLAP...the nominees are Jake, Itey, and Snitch.
*clip plays of leg slap part*
And the award for the best leg slap goes to *drum roll*
Jake! *Jake looks confused at even being remembered, and is pushed on to stage by other newsies. After thirty seconds of searching for something to say, he is escorted off the stage by the award presenter, Cone*
*pan to judges*
*skittery and blink are sitting next to Blush and Muffins respectivly*
Muffins: Love that leg slap. *looks around and elbows Blush, who is feeding Skittery a cookie*
Blush: Yah, leg slap...nice.
BEST HANDSHAKE AFTER LEG SLAP...The nominees are Jake, Itey and Snitch.
*clip plays of handshake part*
And the award for the best handshake after leg slap is *drum roll*
Itey! *Itey comes up to the stage and pulls his suspenders out of his mouth long enough to receive his award from the presenter, Goosey, and make a heart felt speech to the choreographer*
*pans to judges*
*then quickly pans away*
Anouncer: We'll get back to the judges later for their comments, they are *coughs* indisposed at the moment.
BEST TABLE JUMP LANDING...Mush, Snoddy, and a few others that just don't matter.
*clip plays of table jump part*
And the award for best table jump landing goes to *drum roll*
*looks suprised for 2nd time tonight* It's a tie between Mush and Snoddy!
*both run up to the stage, jump on the podium, and blow coffee flavored kisses to the audience*
*pans to judges*
Muffins: *while fixing hair* This was another hard one to choose from, they both did so well.
Blush: Yes, but I think the right man won.
Muffins: *looks at Blush and whispers* It was a tie, dear.
Blush: Ummmm, yeah, whatever...
MOST SPAZDIC ARMS IN END PART... Boots..um.. Boots... and ummm Boots.
*clip plays of end part*
And the award for the most spazdic arms in the end part goes to *drum roll*
Boots! *Boots runs up, his arms flailing wildly. It takes a couple of tries, but the award is finally given into his hands. Boots then goes on to give a speech thanking his granthfather and father for passing down the family secret of truly spazdic arms*
*pans to judges*
*Muffins is trying to make her arms spazdic and hits Blush in the head with one*
Blush: *looks at Muffins* Don't do that.
*Muffins grins sheepishly*
And for our last award *drum roll*
BEST ENDING...The nominees are Bumlets, Bumlets and Bumlets.
*clip plays of end of KONY*
And the award for the best ending goes to *drum roll*
*looks suprised for the third time* Bumlets! *gasping in surprise, Bumlets comes up and gives a long speech thanking every one he has met since his birth and is pulled off the stage in mid-speach, though you can still hear him thanking people until he reaches the back of the stage*
*camera pans to judges*
Muffins: Well that wraps up the annual KONY Dance Off. We would like to express our appreciation for all the contestants. You are all winners in my book! *winces at cheesy line and curses cue card* I hope to see you again next year. I would also like to give a special thanks to Micky Dolenz, who has provied all our drum rolls tonight. *puts Micky back in her pocket*
Blush: *looks at Muffins* Those were my lines. *Blush grabs Micky from Muffins pocket and runs off the stage laughing as Muffins runs after her*
*Blink and Skittery looking at each other, unsure of what to do. They decide to go and get a hambuger and leave. The credits roll on an empty stage*
The End!!!!!!