3 Word Story
BY: HarmlessHermit, Thaimodz, Click, Spartacus, Muffinman(me), Iceman, Doogsy, Idiota, ZeXLR8er!!, Grim Reaper, Leego, NeoGangster, Anonymous1157, Crazy, Arcade, Fuzzy, Marevix, White Bear, Murska, Neoecs
It all started when Ville did something really funny and ate four blue alien corpses. After eating them, he got his new pulse laser and gained control of the satellite orbitting the Earth and nearly destroyed it when he was trying to use the malfunctioning toilets. What also happened when he killed those stupid aliens was that he decided to try to form an evil alliance with the people of Iraq and Iran.
After forming the evil alliance, the leader of the mutant shakespeare-quoting cockroaches, called Iraq, shot down a Harrier and farted loudly. Then he ran, because he knew that several forums got destructively spammed by he-who-was-formerly-known-as-Leego. And he was going to kill the person that dared to spam the forums of Monkkonen Dot Net as fiercely as is humanly possible.
After realizing that he was a nasty looking guy, he ran away into the jungle untill he realised that he dreamt about him getting a large gun and conquest a planet called Notrium. He shot his first alien when the alien was hunting a marine of the ville corp, then quoted Shakespeare: "E=mc2". He turned gassy, when he saw people dropping around the so-called 'thaimodz-memorial'. Hopelessly, he listened. But suddenly he got angry with a device called The Car. So he threw his WMD at the man called Zex, who reflected it with his power-armor and shot it at the person whose name was Steve, the fat man from Thailand. Then he blocked another incoming projectile that was heading twords his doggy. Unfortunately, he didn't see the nasty looking character who was flying twords him, and was hit. Zex rushed twords doggy, and grabbed it as Steve threw a large cat. Then it hit the large pumpkin on Zex's nose ,the cat doesn't seem to be a cat that likes to eat rotten pumpkins, so everything went 'BOOM' then the pumpkin went "SONIC BOOOOOOOOOM(fizz)"!!! Then the cat hurt the alien by throwing large Alien Eggs ville-bound.
Suddenly, a large Ville-Corp Penthouse window cloned Ville and destroyed the moon-and-star ring. "Oh dear," exclaimed Doogsy. He shot his anti-bush-ultra-kerry gun, hitting a friend of Quanrian, who retaliated with moderating named Amnuai, then Quanrian sped towards the enranged aliens! They got pissed and flung themselves across the battlefield shouting Half-Life 2, Half-Life 2 rocks! The aliens fought like a burgit! Gimme Gimme!! Then an albino kicked Fuzzy's bottom and threw it where it belongs; in the garbage bin. Then Amnuai smelled the albino and in his fluffy cat named Boo state-of-rage, he ate a brown piece of...cabbage, that has been smoking reefer since Click ate him. Then the cabbage turned reddish-pink , because Click's stomach failed to digest ville's little rabbit. Click started screaming loudly in sadness as he saw reaper eating his big breakfast burger!!!He attacked thereaper, who killed him. TheReaper attacked and killed himself leaving everyone dead.
THE END!