1. Use his guestbook on his site as a chat room
This is rather good fun and makes Tim have to delete all his messages (good fun http://www.freewebs.com/lil_timmy/guestbook.htm).
2. Get everyone to realise he has copied their work onto his website and has taken credit for it.
This is fun cause then you can...
3. Write up a treaty with him stating all the things that you want removed off his website.
This REALLY gets on his nerves because then he says that we are trying to run his website.
4. Set up catapult with napalm outside his door, ring his door bell and cut the rope to the catapult, realise he isn't home, run home and sulk.
This doesn't piss off Tim but it would be fun to watch a door with naplam stuck to it.
5. Don't let him look at your maths work and then he'll never get his work done.
This also works well on Chia and Pudney
6. Call him pathetic names, and when he retaliates with words such as- rim stinger, peanut butter trail rider, chocolate donut or poof- Laugh in his face
This pisses anyone off but still fun.
7. Fill his locker with nuclear missiles (at least 3)
KABOOM
That gives me an idea, I've gotta go ask Matt C to pick me up a couple of Nukes while he's at the shops...
(don't try ideas 4 and 7, will proably end up with you dieing)(Tim's cool pissing him off is still fun though lol)
Doing this can end up in pain, but it's fun.
STEP 1- Find a group of year 12's playing soccer.
STEP 2- Grab ball and kick in opposite direction and make them go get it.
By now they should be saying stuff like "FUCKING YEAR TENS, YOUR FUCKING DICKHEADS, GO FUCK YOURSELFS YOU FUCKING POOFS"
STEP 3- Now stand next to Matt C and point out that the year 12's swear a lot.
Matt should now yell some thing at the top of his lungs, that goes something like this"FUCKY-FUCK-FUCK-SHIT-FUCK-FUCK!!!"
STEP 4- Watch veins in year 12's necks pop out, as they walk over and push Matt around.
You should notice that other year 12's now join in pushing Matt around.
This happened today (23.9.2003) which was rather funny now I think about it, cause I've NEVER seen Matt 'pick' a fight.
Step 1- Grab a box, a lighter and some newspaper.
Step 2- Coax Rory into burning the box.
Step 3- Stand back
Step 4- When Matt's mum comes out of the house to see what smells like smoke, blame it on Rory.
Step 5- Watch Rory try to shift the blame.
Hehehe that was funny...
Step 1- Notice that Tuna and Bradford have 10 packets of sparklers and a can at your party.
Step 2- Don't say anything to them about it.
Step 3- Stand out front of your house during party and watch them try and light a can with a sparkler in it.
Step 4- Realise theres 10 packets worth of sparkler dust in the can.
Step 5- Laugh
Step 6- Run to an inconspicuous spot and sheild eyes
Step 7- Inspect where the can had once been and the hole in the road.
After all this has been completed, go back inside and forget about it, only to realise that the next day Tuna and Bradford have left a huge pile of sprakler boxes lying around, and when your dad asks you what they are from, a) Don't lie, and b) Don't prtect your friends.