At least once in everybody's life, you have to deal with the loss of a loved buttonhole. It is not a pleasant moment, for you or anybody near you for the fact you are shouting "Where the *bleep* did the *bleep*ing thing go? Son of a *bleep*ing *bleep*!" and other such family appropriate phrases. If shirt manufacturers gave you extra buttonholes like they gave you extra buttons, you wouldn't have to worry about it, but since they are complete idiots they don't feel it necessary to include extra buttonholes on the clothing. What kind of mentally ill people would be stupid enough to feel that extra buttonholes are not necessary? Even, I, a lowly student, realize that many of the faults in society can be directly related to the lack of extra buttonholes. Adolf Hitler lost a button hole once. He blamed it on the Jews because they made the shirt (no offense to them, nobody has extra buttonholes).Mr howard. A certain purple dinosaur. All were mad because they lost a buttonhole and weren't able to replace it.
I encourage all of the females who read this to go shirtless in protest of the fact that there are no extra buttonholes. All of the males who read this may write a letter to their local member of parliament encouraging him to pass a law to make extra buttonholes mandatory at:
The Department of Consumer Awareness
1530 Longworth Building
Canberra 20515
Thank you for you time.