| Before veiwing these 'thesis' I would like to point out that I cannot spell, and that these are not actually thesis', they are only me bitching about things I hate. Thank you. |
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| THESIS ON STUPID PEOPLE |
| Throughout history there have been stupid people, and with stupid people come stupid things. For example. Arnott's Shapes. Have you ever eaten a chicken flavoured 'SHAPE'? Well you'll know what i'm talking about. THEY TASTE NOTHING LIKE CHICKEN! In fact I have NEVER tasted a chicken that tastes like chicken salt. Thats another thing! Chicken salt contains everything except chicken! SEA SALT, HERBS AND SPICES, GARLIC POWDER, ONION POWDER, DEXTROSE, SOY SAUCE POWDER, VEGETABLE OIL, NATURAL FLAVOURINGS, CITRIC ACID'. There you have have it, NO WHERE in those ingriendients does it say CHICKEN FLAVOURING or anything like that, and who eats chicken with chicken salt??? "They Discrace the chicken salt name" James P Also how did they get the flavour Barbecue shapes??? Have you ever tasted a Barbecue? I would say not, unless your sick and disturbed! I want to meet the guy/woman who comes up with these crazy flavourings, and I also want to know why he/she was licking a Barbecue in the first place. One last thing on Biscuits. Pizza flavoured biscuits. To me pizza tastes like Ham, cheese, pineapple, olives, capsicum, tomato sauce and anchovies, not salt and parsley! Who ever created the first pizza would be rolling in their grave by now. Pizza biscuits, indeed... As a society we also have people who I just don't understand. Take for example, hairdressers. You ask them nicely if they could give it a tidy up of your hair and if they could cut it a bit shorter, and once they are finished they ask you, "Is that to short", I mean what type of moronic idiot would ask you if they've cut your hair is to short? SO WHAT IF IT IS TO SHORT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO IF IT IS?!? "I'm afraid that if you say something to them that mind offend them and they can fuck your hair up. Its true though I cant belive that we actually trust them they could not like us and screw it up on purpose and you can't do nothing about it" James P Also some of the people who come up with slogans for their products. While searching for biscuits (in my pantry) to write about, I discovered a box of 'NABISCO, IN A BISKIT*' pizza flavoured biscuits and their slogan was 'STOP THE MUNCHIES'. Ok well, remind me next time I'm planning on getting stone to take a box of these with me, because they're meant to stop munchies, and if they don't it's false advertising, and I'll have to write a damn good letter explaining to them how I was getting stoned and I had the munchies, and I ate a whole box of those damn biscuits and I STILL HAD THE MUNCHIES. I do realise that I may not be making sense to most people but what people MUST understand, is that as soon as we get rid of biscuit manufacturers and hair dressers the would would be a better place. |
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| As stated in my first "Thesis on Stupid People" my fear has grown. Not only must we be afraid of hairdressers, and biscuit manufacturers, but we must now come to terms with a new enemy. Vegetarians. From the dawn of human existence, humans have always eaten meat. But as human consience kicks in, on a few peolpe, they start to realize that killing animals for food is wrong. IT'S NOT. IT'S INSTINCT. YOUR WRONG!!! People have always eaten meat, and always will. If you don't like meat, then to bad, stop trying to convert innocent meat eaters into becoming vegetariens. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. "vegetarians, they can go piss off and take a huge bite out of my cows big fat chunky ass" -Michael B If a lion brought down a 400kg zebra, you wouldn't care (vegetarians) you just nod and say "Oh, that doesn't matter because it's natural for them to do", YES YOUR RIGHT, but it is also natural for humans to eat meat. What is more cruel for an animal; getting chased down, grabbed from behind, pulled down, getting your neck ripped open and eaten while you are still alive? or is getting shot, or getting it's head cut off crueler. I can tell you, I would want the second choice! "I think they've got the right idea" -Dillusional Danni B Although I may just now be babeling on and on and on, I don't care! LIFE SUCKS GET A FUCKING HELMET!!! (don't ask). The second thing I would like to bitch about is phone polls. Yes phone polls... you know the ones that channel 7 do. Eg- the last recent on, "do you think Alan Bond should be aloud to be seen as a sporting hero If yes dial 1900 FUCK ME, or 1900 FUCK YOU for no" (not real numbers) who's gives a flying fuck how Alan Bond is seen let him live his life without people shuving phone poll results in his face. WHAT IS A PHONE POLL GOING TO PROVE ANYWAY. "THEY SUCK SHIT, if I wanted to say if I wanted to fuck some one I'd fuck em, not call a pissy phone poll" - Michael B HOW IS A PHONE CALL TO SOME ONE YOU DON'T KNOW going to effect whether we go to war, whether some dude should go to jail, etc. Imagine if it did effect it. There would be derranged people who ring up every 3 seconds, just so they could hear the news presenter say "We had a large reply to our last phone poll, 96% of people, thats 1002 people, said, let the ass raping, baby screwing, murder out of jail" and the derranged people would be sitting there saying "hehehe jokes on them, I phoned up 998 times, hehehe" ***looks at Matt C*** In conclusion the world is ruled by idiots. |
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