DEAR MR JOB-AVOIDER,

I FUCKING HATE YOU BECAUSE...

1 You continue to gloat on past glories and seem oblivious to the present.

2 Years of Munich taunts but as soon as someone mentions the word Hillsbrough they become a disgrace to the human race.

3 For the last five years you hear the scouse bastards saying that this is our year.

1997- A midfield hard-man (Charlie won fuck all)

1998- Owen to be the next Pele (1 wonder goal and now he is shite

1999- A decent keeper and the title is ours.(Westerweld blames the fuckin ice at Boro for mistake)

2000- A bigger squad. (15 foreign wankers and still you're shite.

4 The fact that you think that the treble is League, Mickey cup and Euro Cup.

5 Back in the 1970's the European Cup was much harder to win and if you lost then you were out despite the fact that in 99 we played Bayern Munich 3 times, Barcelona twice, Juventus twice and Inter Milan twice and won the competition without losing a game.

6 Every time Liverpool put 3 or 4 wins together it is `Liverpool are back.`

7 Scousers come on a United website to get their hard-ons.

8 When Charlie scored the last minute equaliser in the TREBLE season you seemed more interested in us losing the league than the result which shows how the mighty have fallen. Who had the last laugh you scouse cunts.

9 Scousers beleive that all of our players are shite and 'spawny' when it is quite obvious that they are not.

10 They say that United shouldn't even have been in the Champs League because we finished 2nd but if this is the case why haven't Liverpool qualified for it. Do you even know what the Champions League is? (BTW it is not that thing that you play in on a Thursday night with all the 5th placed teams and Champions League rejects)

11 Despite half of the of the Premiership playing their 2nd team in the League Cup, Liverpool play their strongest side and get all aroused when they reach the final to play the mightly Birmingham. (Says it all and it may explain why this is the only thing you have won in the past 9 years.)

There are thousands of other reasons why I hate Liverpool and I can't be arsed naming them all but you get the jist.

FUCK OFF YOU LAZY SCOUSE BASTARDS. I FUCKIN HATE THE LOT OF YOU.

TRIVIA QUESTION

Q./ HAVE YOU EVER WON THE TREBLE?

A./ HAVE YOU FUCK!

Yours,

Hads (yourname)