E-CON'S

THOSE LITTLE THINGS THAT "INTERNET PEOPLE" USE - WELL HERE'S A COLLECTION OF ONES YOU GOTTA KNOW - AND THAT MOST PEOPLE DON'T!

FACES

Happy :-)

Angry :-(

Sad :-(

Wink ;-)

Shocked :o (Letter o)

Big Smile :D

Devil }>

Cry :'(

Tongue :P

Yum :9

Kiss :*

Love it :7

TITS

(o)(o) perfect breasts

( + )( + ) fake silicone breasts

(*)(*) high nipple breasts

(@)(@) big nipple breasts (you know who you are)

oo A cups

{ O }{ O } D cups

(oYo) wonder bra breasts

( ^)( ^) cold breasts a.k.a. perky nips

(o)(O) lopsided breasts

(Q)(Q) pierced breasts

(p)(q) breasts w/hanging tassels

(:o)(o) bitten by a vampire breasts

\o/\o/ Grandma's breasts

( - )( - ) flat against the shower door breasts

< o < o electric shock breasts

|o||o| android breasts

(/)(o) scratched breasts (ouch)

(%)(o) extra nipple breasts

($)($) Melinda Messenger's breasts

( o0o )( o0o ) Barbell pierced breast

(^o)(o) zit on your breast

( o Y o ) Porn Star breasts

ARSES

(_!_) a regular arse

(__!__) a fat arse

(!) a tight arse

(_*_) a sore arse

{_!_} a swishy arse

(_o_) an arse that's been around a.k.a Nicky Weaver's arse

(_x_) kiss my arse

(_X_) leave my arse alone

(_zzz_) a tired asre/lazy arse

(_E=3Dmc2_) a smart arse

(_?_) Dumb arse