COCKER LIST

Did you pass the "Are you a cocker test"? Do you know a pure cocker born and bred? Do you suspect a person's cockerness? Do you know someone who is slowy / or quickly turning into a cocker?

- If so then report them / yourself to this address ( [email protected] ) and I will add them / you to the list.

Be sure to rate the person(s) cockerness on a scale of 1-5...

1 = very slight cockerness creeping in.

2 = getting more cocker-esque - uses more cocker phrases than the norrm.

3 = more cocker than manc or any other, very suspect.

4 = very cocker - not quite all the full.

5 = pure 100% cocker - than knows!!! - respect due laaake.

The Cocker List

NAME.............................................................................................................COCKER RATING.................................

REMEMBER SEND THOSE COCKERS' NAMES TO - [email protected] !!!!