Editors Message, like cockers...

A special owdo to all yer t' famous cockers out there!!

A spooke t' fuower of 'em this morning down aateside 'eh bus staation near t' Maccy Dees ont' rock like. Ufff chuck, a werr well pleased that they came t' meet me, coz Burry got beat by Northwich Victoria last nite like, a want too pleased baa that tha-knows. But at t'end e' day, Bury av got 'eh best pies in hole 'eh Naationwaade, cocker.

EEEEE Baaa gum, I'm jiggered cock so I'll go'te bed early t'nate aftrrrr a pastie.

Any doos I'm off down't Peel for a few jars eh t'ale, cocker...

Yours,

Bobby Locker (the Rammy Cocker)