Battle of eh Cocker - Soaps:

Emmerdale Farm V Coronation Street

(yorkshire-COCKERS) V (lancashire-COCKERS)

The Cocker soaps both are set int cocker lands of Yorkshire and Lanky-lancashire. They've fourt like for many years, cocker, frum back int Tudor times when houses eh roses fight. Nowadays the gangs of various cockers laaake ter meet up ferr Bumkins Wrestlin' every day ont Moors o 't pennines -

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Current state of affairs is that the Corrie Bumkin beaters called the Emmerdale Farm Cocker-boys - "Farmer Cocker lockers", whilst in retaliation the Emmerdale Farm Cocker-boys said the Corrie Bumkin Beaters were " Jockkie Dockkie Bumkin Eaters" (!)

More reports to come soon...

THE WAR GOES ON ALTHOUGH MY ONE LASS (below) HAS ROCKED THE EMMERDALE FARM BOAT RECENTLY ...

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