BURY FC, cocker - F. A. Cup winners 1903

Up t' Shaaaykers!!!!!

EXCLUSIVE - Interview wi't Burrys number one fan - Norris Cockstanley of the Manchester Road Stand and leader of the infamomus Burry FC firm the Inter-Cocker-Bumpkins ! It's only a quikky laake though, cocker...

(ME); Hello Mr Cockerstanley, how are you today?

(NORRIS); Eh up laddy eww 'r yew, like?

(ME); Erm, remember I'm here to interview you about Bury Football club.

(NORRIS); Ow eck cocker, I ferrgot, like - ah'm reet jiggered, tha-knows ! But heres chance fert learn a tadch of Burry, cocker

(ME); Thank you, so when did you first going to see the 'Mighty Shakers' ?

(NORRIS); Ecky-thump lad I used t'go t' games wi mi lass back int days when cows waalkerd cobbles 'et streets. Gigg Lanes been thur fert many years, like.

(ME); Okay, and when did you first decide to form the Inter-Cocker-Bumpkins?

(NORRIS); Back int seventies wen't we caught t' Yorkshiremen tekkin are pies after game one saturtday. Me 'nt Jeffrey decided t' chaase eh buggers ont tractor we got eh pies back and we gave em a good kickin en al, like.

(ME); Excellent, so what other conquests have the Inter-Cocker-Bumkins been up to this year?

(NORRIS); Well up Wigan, we met eh Bulton firm Pastie-Makers Army like and we had eh graate fight wit all thos shinnanigans from down east lancs rode. They werr trying to hijack arr coach back t' millgaate when we werr taken ont bye aboout 3 Wanky-Wandrers, cocker, but we only ate bulton, we only ate buton, neh neh neh neh, neh neh neh, SHAKERS

(ME); What ?

(NORRIS); (interrupting) BURY TILL AA DI, BURRY TILL AAA DIE, BURRY BURRRRRY, UGH UGH UGH, Pride of all Lanky-lanky-lanky-shiirre.

(ME); (20 mins later) So then Norris, why do you wear a Tottenham shirt too all the Bury games?

(NORRIS); Ecky-thump ladd me wife knit this ferr just ten rooll e cotton wool. Anyway this is eh Bury shi't, Tottington is up in North Bury, sooo its okaay, cocker. Der they not teach yer owt int' schools nowerdays eeeehh like?

(ME); Obviously not. So what do you think of your teams chances of promotion this season?

(NORRIS); Nay cocker, nooooo chance, with that tatty, giidy-kipperr ont board. But wi Butty Bhutia knockin em up I'll give us eh gud run fer money like. The on't problem is if Sol Campbell decides terr desert Shakerrs at t'end eh season fer a bigger graftin salary, cocker.

(ME); So your not enthusiastic about the future of your team?

(NORRIS); Nay lad.

(ME); Well thanks for your time Norris, sir. Its been a pleasure.

(NORRIS); Same te yew cocker, march ont shaaykerrs............der yer wanna bit o mi meat and tatty pie like?

(ME); No but thank you.

(NORRIS); Eh up cocker, yer dont nooooooo wha yer missin, ah got i frum sunny Rackkers baaykery week ast Friidaaay.

Links:-

Bury Official Site - http://buryfc.co.uk

(Do you come Bury?) - http://hjem.get2net.dk/Shake/index.HTML

Tribute t' me favouriite plaay'r Butty Bhutia, cocker

orite cocker lives near Oly Cross cockers...