Jonney Gonad the liddle ABU

Hello everybody I am an ABU fan from Milton Keynes and this is my website dedicated to ManUre because I am just so obsessed with them, but don't tell anyone that because I really am the dude !

HI - IM A THICK CUNT WITH NOWT BETTER TO DO THAN COME HERE, ON A MANU WEBSITE (A TEAM I HATE & HAVE NO INTEREST IN?) DESPITE THE FACT THAT I DO NOT (OH NO) SUPPORT THEM COS THEY ARE ALL PRAWN BUTTY EATERS (HAR HA HA - GOD I AM JUST SOOOO FUNNY ARNT I?) - ITS SAD - I KNOW. I HATE MANU/MANURE - SHITE THATS ALL I CAN SAY - IVE GOT NO OTHER ARGUMENTS.... OH, HANG ON, YOUS ALWAYS CHANGE YER KIT EVERY OTHER WEEK DONT YA ... AND ALL YERS FANS ARE FROM LONDON...... I HOPE YOU DONT WIN THE LEAGUE COS .... ERM
FUCK IT .... MUNICH!, AND LFC ARE BETTER (ERM HANG ON - SHIT - I SUPPORT ARSENAL/STOKE/SIDDY/VILLA ... OH SHIT I'M LOSIN IT
ALTOGETHER NOW - "YOU DONT COME FROM MANCHESTER".OH ERM - FUCK ....... AND FERGIE IS THE BEST MATE OF ALL REFS & ERM ........ THE PAPERS ARE BIASED & ERM 6 TITLES/ DOUBLES/THE TREBLE - WELL YOU GOT LUCKY - I hate ManUre Gloryhunters, I'm a cockney sparrow. Its a disgrace how all referees come from Ragchester United's backroom staff, even the ones who referee games that United don't play in. Fuck off back to London you prawn sandwich eating cockney twats, support your local team!!! Leeds 4 ever.... Gary and Phil Neville, the Ugly sisters (hahahahaha!!!!!!) are a disgrace to their country, god bless the queen. But the managers who pick the team always favour ManUre scum players who don't even come from Manchester. The Nevilles are rubbish and very ugly and should never be allowed to pull on an England shirt again. We should play quality defenders like...erm............Alan Shearer and.....oooohhhh er Silvinho these two big gayboys are crap.City we're from manchester, is what other teams sing because they are all of course right. Beck-scum is a ficckko wanka, derrrrrrrrrrrr yoo stewpid dummb idoit. Posh-spice is ugly, Brooklyn is a stupid name. Man CITY, we are the only football team to come from Manchester and thats what I tell all the reds at work. I mean your from Munich and hahaha crash in the snow, hahaha, so piss off back to the Megashit, I mean store(hahaha) - Bazza C.T.I.D.MUFC plc you are robbing football of its true colours. You made SKY pump oney into the game and you just are co-porate scumsters who are only from China, in fact you should re-name yourself China United fcplc erm coz thats who you are. Only Manchester City are from Manchester and they are loyal fans. Where were you in 1995 when you were shit, I was a Blackburn fan. You just poison are game coz you rip-off people and you lie and cheat and Roy Keane is rubbish and Andy Cole is a racist and erm........Spice-boy wears bras and skirts and Nicky Butt is rubbish and roy keane is too and Giggs is overated and Bartez is a dodgy keeper and you never go Shearer who turned you own coz he's got ambitions and you are the luckiet team in the world because you cheat and chase the referees and the newspapers all bum you and...er roy keane is rubbish and he hates you. Chelsea FC forever, in fact you take a leaf out of my teams book because we know how to treat our fans properly! Ha ha ha support your local team you gloryhunters from London, you've never even been to Manchester so I don't know why you even go to Old Trafford to watch David Beck-scum (arf arf) and the other losers coz Roy Keane hates you all. Hail Norwich City......Your so lucky prawn-eating gloryboys - GOD I AM ON A ROLL TONIGHT - I BET YOU MANC/COCKNEYS ARE GUTTED AT THIS POST ARNT YA .
BYE FOR NOW - JONNEY GONAD A.B.U (now available across Britain at all gullable earholes/pubs.)

Some hillarious Rag-Slagging

Here's some of my favourite songs that always wind up the ManUre Gloryboys;

"Do you come from Manchester?"

"City are from Manchester"

"Shall We sing a song for You?"

"We support our local team"

"You dirty Glory Hunters"

"Your just very lucky"

"where were you when you were shit?"

"Do you know where Manchester Is?" - this goes down well especially at Old Trafford!

"Same old Man U always cheating"

"The referee is a Rag fan"

- these songs are all true, hillarious and wicked man!!!!

Here's some hillarious jokes about the Raggers that me and me mates made-up. If you haven't heard them yet, then you obviously musn't watch They Think It's All Over... ha ha ha anyway!!!

q.) How do you know if there is a traffic Jam on the motorway?

a.) Man U are away!

q.) How many ManUre Gloryboys does it take to buy a replica shirt?

a.) One to buy it then another to buy the latest released one?

q.) Whats Beck-scum's favourite position with Posh-Spice?

a.) Goalkeeper!

q.) Where Does a ManUre fan keep his brains?

a.) In the back of his head!

q.) When is the only time that the Munichs get beat?

a.) When the referee is not a Rag-o-manic!!!

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