Always amazed about how many adds we get by Satan worshipers, and we definitely get our share of religious ones too, but this beautiful horror stopped MUEN dead in it's tracks! What a devilish smile! And those eyes! Mix it all in with a huge chunk of vanity and self-assured poisonous personality... and you got yourself Penny Layne, lol! Besides she's from Chicago, where all our focus had been at the time of the interview, and the aspiring model/actress was preparing for a tour with SCUM OF THE EARTH, working the merchandise on their August 2007 tour... The following "warnings" are what MUEN found at her page, when inspired to investigate this dark princess more...


*PENNY LAYNE NOTICES******

+ I will deny you if all your pics are from lame ass Photoshop. I don't even know how to use Photoshop

+ I will deny you if your page freezes my browser or takes for-fucking-ever to load because of the lame HTML and what-not.

+ Or-If you don't even HAVE any pictures. Or if your pics are of your abs or your stupid fucking import car or big ass pick-up truck that I don't give two flying fucks about.

+ If you're a GUY and you want to add me just because I have breasts you can go right ahead and fuck off. Meaning if you want a bunch of hot or what you think are hot chicks on your friends list you-will-be-DENIED. You are pathetic and need a serious life. You can have 4590895 hot/half naked girls on your list-but you're STILL ugly :)

+ Please-no add requests or messages from thugs, G's, homies or rappers. I hate rap and will deny you. I can't understand ebonics and I can't shake that azz and I won't be able to *holla at cha boy*. We have nothing in common.

+ "BANDS---if you want to add me message me first. I have blocked you all from random adds because most of you suck so bad I want to rip out my eardrums and stomp on them with my stilettos just to escape the horrific musical slaughter I was just forced to endure."

INTERVIEW: JULY 2007

MUEN: SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR "SCUM OF THE EARTH"?

PENNY LAYNE: I do merchandising for them on the road...

MUEN: SAW YOU ON THE "MODEL MAYHEM" PAGE... NICE WORK! YOU HAVE AN INTERESTING SMILE... NICE TEETH, HEHE.. WHAT ELSE ARE YOU DOING OTHER THAN MODELING?

PENNY LAYNE: I occasionally co-host a cable access horror movie show (think Elvira-ish) out here ...and speaking of teeth I have a freaking cavity right now thats killin me!

MUEN: WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE CABLE SHOW YOU HOST? AND ARE YOU GETTING ANY MODELING WORK? IS IT TOUGH TO FIND WORK, OR ARE YOU GETTING ALOT?

PENNY LAYNE: The name of the show is "The Bone Jangler." I'm really not looking for modeling work right now. I'm way more into acting than anything. And other than like low budget b-horror flicks, there ain't shit going on with that either. Maybe a few music videos here and there but not enough to make me happy! :(

MUEN: SO WHAT CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT RIGGS, AND SCUM OF THE EARTH?

PENNY LAYNE: Hmm.. Riggs is probably one of my best friends. Just don't tell him that :P...he says some of the most dumbest and ridiculous shit ever, but it totally makes me laugh. Hes really good for humor purposes.... so while I'm on tour with them in August doing the merchandising, it should be good times! :P

MUEN: WHAT MOVIES HAVE YOU BEEN IN SO FAR?

PENNY LAYNE: I was in a low budget b horror film called "The Horror Convention Massacre 2" by Old School Sinema. Based in Cleveland. I really want to get more into that stuff. I freaking love it!!

MUEN: HOW OLD ARE YOU? AND I READ YOU'RE GETTING READY TO MOVE FROM CHICAGO TO HOLLYWOOD, RIGHT?

PENNY LAYNE: Im 26-and I plan on leaving this cold snowy hell as soon as possible for Hollywood. Hopefully by the end of this year or beginning of next.

MUEN: AND SO YOU LOVE ANIMALS.. AND SATAN? YOU MUST HATE GOD THEN RIGHT? EVER BEEN KICKED OUTTA SCHOOL?

PENNY LAYNE: Ive never been kicked out of school or anything really ...besides an oceanside gift shop in Ft Lauderdale. Ha. Fuckers. I can't say I hate God. I don't even know if he exists. The idea of 'god' is a great one isn't it? But the whole pearly gates bullshit is exactly that. Bullshit. Hopefully theres a higher power. Yet--You cant really have the idea or belief in Satan without his/its counterpart which would be God. Satanism is interesting. Anton Lavay's idea of Satanism is the way more applied to my life and way of thinking than fucking Christianity.

MUEN: AND YOU DON'T LIKE HIP-HOP?

PENNY LAYNE: Hip-hop just flat out fucking sucks. There usually is no talent- besides some ghettofied drug dealer swinging ebonics around. Its not music. And I appreciate music. Thats why rappers aren't real musicians.

Interview by G. Cataline (MUEN Magazine)