- If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gass is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
- The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (OMG!)
- A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
- A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy....I'm still not over the pig.)
- Banging your head against the wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home......maybe at work.)
-The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to iuts body. The femlae initiates sex by biting the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
- The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...lucky pig...can you imagine??)
- The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
- Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality of quantity.)
- Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know...)
- The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmm....)
- Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people. (If your ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
- Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing...)
- A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)(WTF is a black light??)
- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
- Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
- Polar bears are left handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
- Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig???)