2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in."
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6) Ask all of your friends what their screen name is when you are talking to them.
7) Finish all of your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
8) Don't use punctuation marks.
9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
12) Sing along at the opera.
13) Go to a poety recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16) Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
17) When the money comes out the ATM, scream, "I won! I won! Third time this week!"
18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
19) Tell you children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little sychronised chair dancing.
21) Follow delivery men around in pure James Bond style, but make it very obvious.
22) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
23) Threaten to jump out of a ground floor window.
24) Put those hole reinforcing circles on the center of your glasses.