2) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
3) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
4) Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "Oops!"
5) Walk on with a cooler that says, "Human Head" on the side.
6) Stare at another passenger for a while, then annouce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
7) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
8) Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
9) Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
10) WIthout letting anyone see, press the emergency stop button. Act surprised and start talking to yourself, "It's okay. It's wasn't your fault you killed your family. It was SATAN! Damn you SATAN! DAMN YOU!!!!" Then press the stop button again and act as if nothing has happened.
11) Scratch yourself excessively saying, "Fucking headlice. They're all over me. I knew I shouldn't have played with that dog so much."
12) Start to talk about your sexlife. Tell them that all of your three children were concieved on this very lift. And point and say, "It was up against that wall." Note: If no children, say lost your virginity.
13) Have sex with your imaginary friend.
14) Preform a striptease.
14) Fake an orgasmn when the lift starts to move. Announce that it was your best ever.
15) Say, "This new G-string is really starting to hurt" then attempt to adjust it.
17) On entering, ask the passengers if they want to be your friend. Burst into tears if they say no.
18) Stop the lift and say, "Twenty years in prison for murdering the whole family, and I get stuck in a lift after being out for two hours. Just my luck!"
19) Announce in a computer-like voice, "This lift will self-destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2,...oh, here's my floor."
20) As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
21) Insist the lift costs $2.50.
22) Pretend to be a flight attendant (particularly affective if you are dressed like one), instruct the passengers on what to do in an emergency.
23) Yodel.
24) Bring out a magniying glass, closely inspect the other passengers skin and say, "Oooh, look at your pores."
25) Ask the others, "Do you mind if I do my Eminem impression?", then bring out a chainsaw and mask.
26) Try breakdancing.
27) Bring out a fake toy gun and shout to the person next to you, "You lookin' at me?!?"
28) Challenge the guy standing next to you to a "thumb war".
29) Explain your ideas of world domination to the wall.
30) Force people to read the Kama Sutra while asking, "Do you wanna try this one?"
31) Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare, and in a deep voice announce, "It is time..."
32) While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it! Quick!" then whistle innocently.
33) If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"
34) Point a fire extinguisher at the door as it opens and a passenger tries to enter, ready, aim, bend the nozzle around, and cover yourself with foam.
35) Pretend to be the pilot of the lift, talk into the headset, "This is lift number 1, ready for desent to 1st floor. Waiting for permission to depart. Over."