A friend with breasts is better.
A friend in need of something to feed.
A friend in fishnets is wetter.
A bird in hand or two in the bush.
To come with a bird�s hand is kinder.
A kiss on the lips and tell me shush.
A kiss to stop me going blinder.
Too many cooks fill you with froth.
And a pussy to lick the cream.
Slurp away like a pig at the trough.
And another nights damp dream.
Never judge a book until you�re under the cover.
And light hands make it work.
Never settle for once if there�s chance of another.
It ain�t dead if it can still jerk.
MUDCROW
MAY26 1999
