T'was the night before christmas and all through the house,
not even a mouse said the cat.
Then all of a sudden all the children laid asleep.
Up on the rooftop, we heard click-click-click.
And down through the chimney came old Sint Nick,
dragging his dick on the bricks. When he came out,
he said, ho,ho,ho...I got a bobo. I scratched my dick on the brick.
That is the end of the story for right now...
The above story was told by OJ every year with some of the lines changing to suit the times. Since his passing, other family members have taken on the task of telling the christmas story. For Christmas 1999 Peppie gave an outstanding performace of telling the story.