>       WHAT CAN A BIRD DO THAT A MAN CAN'T?
>               Whistle through its pecker.
>
>       WHY DID THE MAN CROSS THE ROAD?
>               He heard the chicken over there was a slut.
>
>       WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
>               They don't have time.
>
>       WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
>               Only one will stop to ask for directions.
>
>       WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
>               Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
>
>       WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?
>               Because they don't have penises to keep them in.
>
>       WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
>               They're intended for children,
>               but the men usually end up playing with them.
>
>       WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LAY ON THEIR BACKS?
>               Because their balls fall over their asshole and they
>vapor-lock.
>
>       WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE?
>               It's guaranteed sex with someone they love.
>
>       WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
>               So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
>
>       WHY DID GOD MAKE MAN BEFORE WOMAN?
>               You always need a rough draft before you have the final
>copy.
>
>       HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN?
>               Who knows? It hasn't happened yet.
>