> Subject: Veteran
> 
> Mr Jones hired a new secretary.  She was young, sweet and very polite.
> While taking dictation one morning she noticed his fly was open.  Upon
> leaving the room, she said "Mr Jones, your barracks door is open".  He
> was puzzled by her remarks but later that day he noticed that his zipper
> was
> open.  He decided to have a little fun and called her into his office.
> "By the way, Ms Smith," he said, "when you saw my barracks door open this
> morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?"
> "Why no sir," she replied, "All I saw was a little disabled veteran
> sitting on two duffle bags."
>