POKER CHUCKLE




Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried
>to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with
>friends and relatives.  His father tried every way possible to get
>Johnny to occupy himself...television, ice cream, homework,
>video games...but the youngster insisted on running back and
>forth behind the players and calling out the cards they held.
>
>The other players became so annoyed that they threatened to
>quit the game and all go home. At this point, the boy's uncle
>stood up, took Johnny by the hand, and led him out of the
>room. The uncle soon returned back to the poker table without
>Johnny, and without comment the game resumed.
>
>For the rest of the afternoon, little Johnny was nowhere to be
>seen and the card players continued without any further
>interruptions.
>
>After the poker game ended, the father asked Johnny's uncle,
>"What in the world did you say to Johnny? I haven't heard a
>peep from him all day!"
>
>"Not much," the boy's uncle replied. "I just showed him how to
>masturbate."
>