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May 2003

thirty-first
song of the day: ben harper steal my kisses
proverbs for kids: Two is company, three's.....................The Musketeers.

thirtith
song of the day: john mayer - love song for no one
proverbs for kids: A penny saved is.........................not much.

twenty-nineth
song of the day: jack johnson - bubble toes
proverbs for kids: Happy is the bride who..................gets all the presents.

twenty-eighth
song of the day: k-os - call me
proverbs for kids: Where there is smoke, there's..............pollution.

twenty-seventh
song of the day: talib kweli - waiting for the dj
proverbs for kids: An idle mind is......................the best way to relax.

twenty-sixth
song of the day: tom cochrane - life is a highway
proverbs for kids: An idle mind is......................the best way to relax.

twenty-fifth
song of the day: jimi hendrix - fire
proverbs for kids: The pen is mightier than......................the pigs.

twenty-fourth
bbq today woot
song of the day: eve - love is blind
proverbs for kids: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and......you have to blow your nose.

twenty-third
wooo for the aquarium!
song of the day: erykah badu - bag lady
proverbs for kids: There is no fool like...........................Aunt Edie.

twenty-second
song of the day: green day - basketcase
proverbs for kids: If you lie down with dogs, you......will stink in the morning.

twenty-first
song of the day: eric clapton - tears in heaven
proverbs for kids: Love all, trust........................me.

twentith
song of the day: rollingstones - you can't always get what you want
proverbs for kids: You can't teach an old dog.....................math.

nineteenth
song of the day: sazon diamante + don primo - la calle
proverbs for kids: A miss is as good as a........................Mr.

eighteenth
happy birthday grady, and holy shit, i was fucked over for prom... well it was so much fun becuase i was tipsy... i was sooo plastered at the after party i couldn't even walk. it was terrible. but fun stuff tons of pictures for you later
song of the day: santana - black magic woman
proverbs for kids: No news is.........................impossible.

seventeenth
song of the day: sam roberts - where have all the good people gone
proverbs for kids: You can lead a horse to water but ...........how?

sixteenth
song of the day: k-os - heaven only knows
proverbs for kids: Never underestimate the power of............termites.

fifteenth
song of the day: b.t.o. - taking care of business
proverbs for kids: Don't bite the hand that.......................looks dirty.

fourteenth
song of the day: david bowie - changes
proverbs for kids: It's always darkest before..............daylight savings time.

thirteenth
song of the day: tribe called quest - the love
proverbs for kids: Strike while the.........................bug is close.

twelith
if you saw the news today, about the ferry that caught on fire, i was on that ferry, ruined my complete day, didnt get to go kayaking, bastards
song of the day: foo fighters - monkey wrench
proverbs for kids: Better to be safe than....................punch a 5th grader.

eleventh
happy mummy's day!
song of the day: remy shand - burning bridges
A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life savings of $600 and goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her a bull. "It's the only one I got for $599, take it or leave it." She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, "I'd like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says: "Have found stud bull for ranch, bring trailer." The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are $0.75 per word." She thinks about it for a moment and decides. "I'd like to send one word, please." "And what word would that be?" inquires the man. "Comfortable." replies the brunette. The man asks, "I'm sorry miss, but how is your friend gonna understand this telegram?" The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads REAL slow, when she gets this, she will read, 'COM-FOR-DA-BULL."

tenth
wooo for anaheim! and wooo for ottawa!
song of the day: jimi hendrix - foxy lady
A six-year-old walks into the kitchen where his mom is preparing a meal and says: "Mom, the last few nights I have woke up to this thumping noise coming out of your bedroom and when I looked to see what it is, you're sitting on top of dad and bouncing up and down. Why are you doing that?" The startled mother recovers quickly and says, "Your dad is a little overweight and I'm trying to get him back to normal size. I bounce on him to get all the air out of him." The little kid just shakes his head and says, "Mom, you're wasting your time." "Because, once a week, that nice-looking lady next door comes over and blows daddy right back up!"

nineth
song of the day: son doobie featuring sazon diamante - from the ghetto [produced by kemo]
Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
"This Goes In Front"

eighth
ugh on the canucks!
song of the day: pink floyd - time
What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar

seventh
song of the day: ben harper - faded
What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean?
An air pocket

sixth
I GOT THE JACK JOHNSON CD!!!! WOOO!!!!! THE NEW ONE On and On AND ITS SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!
song of the day: jack johnson - gone
What's the definition of "eternity?"
4 blondes at a 4-way stop.

fifth
holy fuck! did anybody know that tony alva is a year older than my mom! born in 1957! Still doin' demos! Why wont he come here and do a demo? sheesh
song of the day: pink floyd - comfortably numb
What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle?
A dope ring.

fourth
song of the day: talib kweli - get by
So Blonde That:She couldn't be a pharmacist because she can't fit the bottle in the typewriter.

third
song of the day: kyprios feat. swollen members - lions gate
So Blonde That: She looked into a box of Cherrios and said,"OH, LOOK!! Donut seeds!!"

second
song of the day: metallica - nothing else matters
So Blonde That: She sold her car so she would have gas money.

first
song of the day: k-os - freeze
So Blonde That: It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
April 2003

thirtith
So Blonde that: She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

twenty-nineth
So Blonde that: She studied for a blood test and failed.

twenty-eighth
So Blonde that: Under education on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics.".

twenty-seventh
So Blonde that: She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

twenty-sixth
So Blonde that: When she was on the highway going to the airport and saw a sign that said Airport Left, she turned around and went home.

twenty-fifth
So Blonde that: She told me to meet her at the corner of WALK & DON'T WALK.

twenty-fourth
So Blonde that: She thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

twenty-third
So Blonde that: She was staring at the frozen orange juice because it said "concentrate."

twenty-second
So Blonde that: It took her months to figure out she could use her AM radio at night.

twenty-first
So Blonde that: When she heard that 90% of all crimes were committed around the home,she moved.

twentith
So Blonde that: If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless

nineteenth
i can't believe toronto lost...
So Blonde that: She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

eighteenth
wooo! canucks won!!!! i'm addicted to benny's bagels. the enviornment, not just the food.
So Blonde: She tripped over the cordless phone.

seventeenth
So Blonde: At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put Sagittarius

sixteenth
ESSAY WHAT?:A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing these four elements; religion, royalty, sex, and mystery.
The prize-winning essay read: "My God," said the Queen. "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"

fifteenth
When you were 1 year old, she fed you and bathed you.
You thanked her by crying all night long.

When you were 2 years old, she taught you to walk.
You thanked her by running away when she called.

When you were 3 years old, she made all your meals with love.
You thanked her by tossing your plate on the floor.

When you were 4 years old, she gave you some crayons
You thanked her by coloring the dining room table.

When you were 5 years old, she dressed you for the holidays.
You thanked her by plopping into the nearest pile of mud.

When you were 6 years old, she walked you to school.
You thanked her by screaming, "I'M NOT GOING!"

When you were 7 years old, she bought you a baseball.
You thanked her by throwing it through the next-door-neighbor's window.

When you were 8 years old, she handed you an ice cream.
You thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.

When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons.
You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old she drove you all day, from soccer to gymnastic to one birthday party after another.
You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies.
You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
You thanked her by waiting until she left the house.

When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.

When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
You thanked her by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags.
You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 20, she asked whether you were seeing anyone.
You thanked her by saying, "It's none of your business."

When you were 21, she suggested certain careers for your future.
You thanked her by saying, "I don't want to be like you."

When you were 22, she hugged you at your college graduation.
You thanked her by asking whether she could pay for a trip to Europe.

When you were 23, she gave you furniture for your first apartment.
You thanked her by telling your friends it was ugly.

When you were 24, she met your fiance and asked about your plans for the future.
You thanked her by glaring and growling, "Muuhh-ther, please!"

When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 30, she called with some advice on the baby.
You thanked her by telling her, "Things are different now."

When you were 40, she called to remind you of a relative's birthday.
You thanked her by saying you were "really busy right now."

When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your YOUR HEART.
IF SHE'S STILL AROUND, NEVER FORGET TO LOVE HER MORE THAN EVER..
AND IF SHE'S NOT, REMEMBER HER UNCONDITIONAL LOVE

fourteenth
Keeping life in perspective
At age 4 .... success is .... not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 .... success is .... having friends.
At age 16 .... success is .... having a drivers license.
At age 20 .... success is .... having sex.
At age 35 .... success is .... having money.
At age 50 .... success is .... having money.
At age 60 .... success is .... having sex.
At age 70 .... success is .... having a drivers license.
At age 75 .... success is .... having friends.
At age 80 .... success is .... not peeing in your pants

thirteenth
A French instructor was explaining to her class, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

"House", in French, is feminine - "la maison".
"Pencil", in French, is masculine - "le crayon".

One puzzled student asked, "What gender is computer?" The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't in her French dictionary. So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun.
Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer"), because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but they are still clueless;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

twelveth
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists - A Yale graduate and a hick from Oswego. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word a come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu". First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels, two by two
Destination - Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the hick top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin went
Met three ho's in a pop up tent
They was three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
Hick won it hands down.

eleventh
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.
Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on little Johnny. "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, ......just fucking beautiful!'"

tenth
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said his mom, "of course not." Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"

nineth
Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night,in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in *The Act*. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsey ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?" Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops onand daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off.

eighth
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'
Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!' Miss Rogers."
All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'
Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'
Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'
Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".

seventh
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6.
"But that's right!"
Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the fucking difference?" asks the father.
"That's what I said!

sixth
Containing himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly, "MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND...." Mommy tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the story. So Little Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy...." At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asks Little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny starts his story, describing the car going into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and "....then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Navy."

fifth
my god, i love sweatshop sooooo much, not their music, them. yes booper sounding shut the fuck up.
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

fourth
Cinderella is now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?" The Fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?" Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, and almost under her breath she uttered her first wish: I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension." Instantly, her rocking chair was turned into solid gold. Cinderella was stunned. Bob, her old faithful cat, jumped off her lap and scampered to the edge of the porch, quivering with fear. Cinderella said, "Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother". The Fairy Godmother replied "It is the least I can do. What does your heart want for your second wish?" Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said: "I wish I were young and full of the beauty of youth again". At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful youthful visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years. A long forgotten vigor and vitality began to course through her. Then the Fairy Godmother again spoke "You have one more wish, what shall you have?" Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says,"I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man". Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up, that when complete he stood before her, a man, so beautiful the likes of which neither she nor the world had ever seen, so fair indeed that birds began to fall from the sky at his feet. The Fairy Godmother again spoke , "Congratulations, Cinderella. Enjoy your new life." And, with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was gone. For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect man she had ever seen. Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, and held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered, "I bet you regret having me neutered now, don't you?"

third
Best Joke 2003: An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first packand left te plane. Te 2nd passenger, Hilary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the former US President, a NY State Senator, and a potential future president." So she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane. The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the president of the United States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader of a superpower nation and I am the cleverest president in American history, so America's people won't let me die." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane. The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th passenger, a ten year old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as a Catholic, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The girl said, "It's okay, there is a parachute left for you. America's cleverest president has taken my schoolbag."

second
PSYCHOLOGICAL TEST: It is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, she believed him to be so much her dream guy, that she fell in love with him but never asked for his number and then....... A few days later, the girl killed her own sister.
Question: What is her motive in killing her sister? Give this some thought for a while before you scroll down.








Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again.
If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath.
This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer.
Many arrested serial killers took part in this test and answered it correctly.

first
When Bill and Hillary Clinton first got married, Bill said, "I'm putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look at it." In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box, and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why. That evening they were out for a special dinner. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the cans in the box?" Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again." Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened but temptation does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering the years." They hugged and made their peace. A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in the box?" Bill answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."





February/March 2003

twenty-sixth
What a woman says: This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up, Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW

twenty-fifth
This actually happened at Harvard University in October last year: In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen which gives the sperm all the energy for their journey. A female freshman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in semen?" "That's correct," responded the professor, going on to add statistical info. Raising her hand again, she asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?" After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing. The poor girl's face turned bright red,and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied) she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class, never to return. However, as she was going out the door, the professor's reply was classic. Totally straight-faced, he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue, not the back of your throat.

twenty-fourth
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, >Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that. So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great college!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?" The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million could buy?" The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a fag."

twenty-third
is it just me or has the "profile" on the member search thingy been down for two years? holy smokes, i've been on here for too long.

benefits of sex #10: A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

twenty-second
benefits of sex #9: Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain

twenty-first
benefits of sex #8: Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up

twentith
war or no war, check out my xanga site to see my stand on war... and no its not anti war...

benefits of sex #7: Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM

nineteenth
benefits of sex #6: The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

eighteenth
benefits of sex #5: Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being

seventeenth
benefits of sex #4: Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

sixteenth
benefits of sex #3: Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

fifteenth
benefits of sex #2: Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

fourteenth
benefits of sex #1: Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth

thirteenth
FAIRY TALE FOR WOMEN OF THE 21st CENTURY: Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: I don't fucking think so.

twelveth
Ladies finally another species that understands!// A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."

eleventh
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

tenth
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

nineth
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open pack! eat nuts."

eighth
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

seventh
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

sixth
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how??...)

fifth
On Marks & Spencer Bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

fourth
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how??...)

third
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

second
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how??...)

first
On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

february twenty-eighth
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

twenty-seventh
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

twenty-sixth
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

twenty-fifth
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

twenty-fourth
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

twenty-third
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

twenty-second
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

twenty-first
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes???

twentith
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

nineteenth
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

eighteenth
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

seventeenth
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

sixteenth
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

fifteenth
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

fourteenth
i love kemo!

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

thirteenth
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

twelveth
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

eleventh
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

tenth
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

nineth
worried as hell. i think my dad might have his cancer back...

Only in Canada......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

seventh
horray! my drug is back! i'm an addict! along with most of you on here. i'm changing my song soon, so sad! because i love homegrown, when i find brougham camp - let you know, i'm gona put that up, but until then i'm trying to upload jurassic 5 + nelly furtado - thin line. I love this song so much! Alot of you will be happy to come back and not see the same ole song. hahaha.. listen to the lyrics dont just listen to it like a poppy teenie booper please.
damn i'm having a dilenma, i want to put up lyrical vision - message 2oo3 too.. but i cant choose! hell, i'll put jurassic 5 and if it doenst work i'll put up lv.

Only in Canada ......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

sixth
Only in Canada......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

fifth
Only in Canada......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet pepsi.

fourth
Only in Canada......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. (at least not worse than the states, open an account and get a free gun......)

third
Only in Canada......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. (thats our family for sure.)

second
Only in Canada......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

first
Only in Canada......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight





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January 2003

01/31/03
i give up, hot orange county boy is gone forever :(

01/29/03
this is lame, none of my friends go on here anymore! kriiiistin! she was my last one... and patty! where are you? shorty, aliyah, anita, crystal, kiera,aj all goners! what is this. WHAT WORLD IS THIS? damn i'm such a net addict! i need to join an internet anonymous meeting... something is seriously wrong with me. someone help. and the worst thing is, apt is not the only community i'm part of... oh dear.

01/27/03
boy i was an angry child. but i had a right to be!!!! i've asked this before, why are there so many children out there saying they love some boo... you're too young.. anybody under 15 is too young i believe. i mean dating, i can see isuppose, but saying you love someone, hellllllls.. people at 70 dont know what love is, and love comes with experience. go to a playgroudn and play. i wish i still can without being looked at funny, or without having to go there in the mingst of night... where people think i'm drunk. bastards.

01/25/03
NEVER FUCK WITHOUT B.C. YOU DUMB FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
guys who are active, carry a fuckign condom, girls dont be such a fuckign dumb ditz and fucking cary one too, dont always rely on the guys, and fuck why arent you on the fucking pill if your active? fucking retards

01/17/03
it feels liek fucking spring, where's the damn snow?

01/16/03
holy smokes! it works! it really works... my god, now i can check apt again... god i'm such a loser but i bet you are one too! thank god i had blackplanet before.. hahahha

01/07/03
i realize i scare people away... espeically the hot ones wink wink :(

01/06/03
i sorta mighta gotten a job at seymour!!! so exciting.. i'm so waiting for her to cal me and say.. actually we dont nee dyou anymore.. SCARY...
MY DAMN GUESTBOOK DOESNT WORK AGAIN!

01/05/03
god i'm so afraid of commitment its not even funny.... actually its not so funny that its funny... now i've figured it out! the reasonw hy i havnet had a boyfriend ever is not just because i'm picky... its because i dont want commitment.. AND WHY SHOULD I?????? i'm young. i'm cool. i got tons of time. plus technology is growing rapidly so i have lots more time. damn world, stop pressuring me.

01/04/03
just becuase i like black guys does not mean you are suppose to push me towards one when you see one! god that was embarassing. >.<

01/03/03
why do teachers give out work on the holidays??? do they not understand the word "HOLIDAY"???????????????????? growl.

01/02/03
hahaha thats so funny one, two, three. oh if you dont get it, i guess you're too intelligent to get my stupid jokes.
everybody was all hyped up for new years... but me, i'm even MORE hyped up for chinese new year... SHOW ME THE MONEY.. ding ding ding ding ding ding.... one of the great things about being chinese is this.

01/01/03
fuck, another new years gone because of nerd camp. well my new years resolution is not to miss new years next year.
new cd: homegrown - various artists from vancity

 Booty Songs List
i've decided to start a booty songs list thats so hard to think of, and when i'm done, i'm gonna burn it hard baby. this ones for you kristin@

  • Sir Mix Alot - Baby Got Back
  • Destinys Child - Bootylicious
  • Juvenile - Back That Azz Up
  • Ice Cube Feat. Mack 10 and Ms. Toi - You Can Do It
  • Missy Elliot - Get Yo Freak On
  • Clipse feat. Pharrell - Grindin'
  • Mystikal - Shake That Ass






December 2002

12/25/02
there's no magic in christmas anymore

12/24/02
is it just me or is my guestbook all deleted, i dont mind and all but someone sign my guestbook to see.

12/23/02
CLICK HERE FOR MY GREEDY GREEDY LIST!!! its fun stuff.. you gotta read it. its fun! common do it! all the cool kids are doing it. dont worry another browswer will open for all you lazy kids

12/22/02
is it just me or is it tru that the older you get, the less exciting and heart warming feeling of christmas is lessened? i gots to say it sucks. it feels slower, and less activities to do as when i was younger the excitement built on and there was a christmas dinner every night for five nights in a row and you got to collect more presents to put under the tree.. now my mom has to make an extra effort to buy more presnets under the tree to make it look complete. oh aint life funny?

12/21/02
so funny how i booted booze for people older than i.

12/20/02
horray, my cousins parnets didnt give me crap ass presents i dont know what to do with.. god i gotta be careful, my cousin can read this now. dammit. well history tells it i'm not close with my cousins. maybe just robin she lends me her id. but i'll shut up now.. maybe i'll turn this font to white later. i get angry so easily. and then i vent on here, its GREAT!

12/19/02
does anybody even read this? if you do, lift your hands in the air, and wave them around like you just dont care and say ooo-h... and then continue to say uhoohh...

 12/18/02
today nelly f and swollen are filming their video.. HORRAY FOR THEM! as long as i believe.. I CAN BREATHE ahhhh

12/17/02
its snowing! its snowing! its snowing! its snowing! its snowing! its snowing! its snowing! its snowing! its snowing! its snowing! its snowing! its snowing! its snowing! its snowing! its snowing! its snowing! [up on the mountains.] thats all ig otta say!!!!

12/15/02
the internet is so evil and addictive... godamn the internet.

12/12/02
READ!!!! anybody know a guy from the orange county who flew allll the way to vancity to go to the whistler nokia world cup championships? he went with three of his friends.. he has the josh harnett kinda look but a million times hotter... and skater globe shoes [Rodney Mullen S3]... blue stripy tshirt something from abercrombie or american eagle or something likethat....shaved head, kinda like um.... cant explain he's got buzzed hair.. the sweetest smile... drooool. he's so fucking hot.. i talked to him all the way from la to vancouver and i never caught his name number ANYTHING all we talked about was snowboarding. it was heavenly.... he has a cool dakine backpack... oh my god he's so hot. why am i so stupid, and he has such a nice smile.... dreamy.. anyway

 i'm BACK FROM VEGAS!!!!

nobody id'd me, i gambled and drank.. suckers..and i won around 30 quarters (yah! i'm ahead of the game!) and why does everybody in the states think i'm from china taiwan or japan.. CANADA folks.. CANADA.... and wow.. there's more black guys in the LA airport than allllll of vancovuer.. that was nice.... anyway..

12/07/02
 where have i been? oh i dont know.

12/02/02
 damn my biological clock...................... so sleepy so early!

go pink floyd!

12/01/02
ITS CHRISTMAS TIME ALREADY!!!!!! WE'RE GETTING OUR TREE! WE'RE GETTING OUR TREE!!!!

song of the day: tupac + nas - thug mansion [acoustic] i love acoustic anything.





October/November, 2002

11/24/02
numbers are evil

11/23/02
 DAMN SCANNER!!! WHY WONT IT WORK?

11/22/02
 you go to ubc? i already envy you
my god the guys on the ubc varisty volleyball team are so fucking hot....

11/20/02
 horray no more bullshit exams... for now

11/18/02
 if you're against the olympics, i'd really wanna know why you are so stupid... olympics... creating over 300000 jobs, Generate up to $10 billion in direct economic activity, putting vancouver on the map, rapid increase in our tourism industry, upgrade our transportation drastically, and development in sports. for those dumbasses who say our streets will be crowded and dirty get out of the urban society, whats wrong with you? for those who say tax will increase thats total bullshit.. and for those who say we should be spending the 9.1 million provincial government dollars on something else, well think about it.. 10 billion dollars in tax revenue will be paid back...
i'm advertising but i'm getting pissed off at thsoe who are so closed minded about the olympics.. i wanna see canada win gold IN CANADA..

11/17/02
 for all those fuckers who tell you to love your mother, becuase later on in life you'll regret it and find the true meaning of your mom and all the bullshit, well i bet you were just an idiot.. i bet your mom never said bullshit to you to make you hate her. i bet your mom didnt tell you that the biggest mistake of her life was marrying yoru dad and having you. and i bet you she didnt tell you that if you didnt get into university that you'd be kicked out and she'll spend your college money on a shopping spree for herself. i bet you she didnt tell you not to get a job and that you had to study but later on when you ask for field trip money she asks you why you didnt have a job. yeah fuck you and fuck off. because nobody asked you.

11/14/02
 if you're from west vancouver secondary school holla holla.. damn so many hot guys there

23 32. 0hey guys, you know girls think about guys as much as you think about girls... well......... at least i do...

11/13/02
 damn the bolsheviks! damn canadian novels! damn equilibrium! damn logs! damn school! but most of all damn UBC enterance marks!

11/12/02
 so much studying, so little time

11/11/02
 information overload to the brain sucks

11/10/02
 what does msn for msn msgner stand for?
i just came into realization that i dont have many teen years left...

11/09/02
 we work, we bleed, we eat, we sleep, the earth, the trees, we need to keep, observe and breathe so deep, to speak these words - sweatshop union

11/08/02
 on wednesday we had a tight game against kits but we KICKED THEIR ASS! muahhaa we killed those damn DEMONS! but too bad i didnt go to that one i had grad photos... thursday... was the CITY CHAMPIONSHIPS! we got SECOND. silver medals.. damn magee are so friggin good.. oh well second in all of the city is pretty damn goood. today i'm gonna study my ass off, all four of my provincial courses i have tests on this coming week... thats math midterm, chem exam, history exam and english exam and the following week i have english in class essay and history in class essay. THAT SUCKS. later, I GOTTA STUDY!

Come back line of the year: "A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever." A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

 11/05/02
 kicked asssss today... we kicked kilarny's ass... in vball. god i think they had their grad photos today coz a whole buncha guys came in their suits..a nd damn when guys are in suits they look 10 times better. and damn killiarny has some pretty damn good looking guys..

11/04/02
 holy dusty, and mos elisly are so fucken hot in real life.. too bad dusty has a 'soulmate' psssh.... abstract was sweeeeeeeeeeeeet.. smelt like tabacco.. yuck. lee has braces. hahahaha so funny.. i think he's the kid that lives in kwak... later dudes

11/03/02
 web cams scare me. why do people like to take pictures of themselves so much in such an odd way... or take dumbass pictures of themselves.. maybe its just coz ive never played around with a webcam... but if i did.. iwould probably take a picture of my teeth.. what a beaut... my teeth i mean... and if you're cooland in vancity... well i'll probably be seein you tonight... abrude+sweatshop... prev's probably gonna be there..bye now.

11/02/02
 i dotn know why my bold doenst work..still stuffin my face and gettin fat with halloween candy i didnt hand out to the kids... been listenin to abrude's p.a.i.n.t. and sweatshop's local.604 non-stop... holy shit sweatshop is so great.. their lyrics are absolutely amazing.. its got so much meanin' and shit...so excited for tomorrow! so excited! and so excited for del!!!!!!!!!!!





September, 2002

09-21-02
10.41
been doin' nothin' cept school coz fucken ubc admissions are raised higher... killer...
been lovin' motoe.. his sounds, his style.. he's a puppy.. you've gotta admit he's hot. well i think so.. i got a picture with him! check it out on the left... ahhh motoe... you rock.. when will your album come outt.. sheesh..

something you probably didnt know: n exocannibal eats only enemies. An indocannibal eats only friends.

09-15-02
18.32
oh harry harry... you were cool! what have you become... A FAKE! thats what you've become. but you did grow.. when you came to vancouver i dont remember when you were 14.. you were ugly as a mule.. like your brother still is! sorry, whoever says he's the no. 1 bachelor in the world, they can kiss my ass.. coz i wouldnt marry prince william if my life was on the line. okay maybe i will but i would rather kiss a toliet! but harry you're hotter now, you WERE cool... i hope all that fake stuff you're doing is jsut for the public and for your royal family and all that stupid shit you have to do... man i feel sorry for you harry. if i was in your position, being called the rebel and shit, i would show what kinda rebel i really were.. i woudlnt just be smokin pot and drinking.. i'd be doin' crack adn stickin needles in me... but its good that you're doing charity.. but for all the wrong reasons! oh well whatever floats your boat.. personally i liked harry pothead better.. coz you were real.
anyway yeah yesterday was tiring.. i did the edgemont audition, i dont think i'm gonna get a part, but oh well its all for the fun, i got free coupons, thats already worth the trip in it self.. and i met two bitchy actresses.. and one really cool guy named micah.. he's not hot or anything but he's COOL! then we went to the grave yard.. took the dopest pictures... i havent developed all of them yet.. then to downtown... walking from fwuh you gastown was the scariest walk of my life... more like RUN... damn nation... i took so many pictures tho it was fun. anyways... sitting in front of the art gallery. i saw the hottest guy in mylife... you know me and my love forblack guys.. he was tall, dreads, like prev.. hotter then prev, the nicest eyes... he dressed nice. he had nice shoes.. he had the nicestskateboard.. and he could skateboard and duck under a 3ish foot bar... while still on his skateboard.. that was amazing.. and he's hot. too bad i was in awe and shock if i coulda just been quickly snapped outta it, i woulda talked to him.. HE WAS SO FUCKEN HOT!okay i'm out. school again tomorrow *groan*

something your dumbass probably never thought of: No two cows have exactly the same pattern of spots.

09-13-02
17.19
man what is goin on here.. i go watch triple X in sweat pants, wit a buddy of mine.. i get ID'd TO SEE IF IM FUCKEN FOURTEEN.. hell, this is probably why guys of my age and older dont hit on me. that or i'm ugly as hell. but thats alright. haha. then.. GET THIS.. i go to earl's, but i'm dressed up [just went to a paul martin thingy]... THE HOSTESS gives me the SPECIALS for tonight.. i'm talkin about drinks here man.. given the chance i ordered coz i didnt get id'd.. what the hell is going on here... the thing is i wear sweatpants/skate clothes 95% of the time.. so i guess i look like i'm 13 all the time... that sucks. society sucks.

haha oh man get this.. i was walking home from a bus stop.. dude.. i see thsi car with a sign that says "GOD MADE GORDON CAMPBELL A WORLD CLASS ASSHOLE" well guess what i'm a fucken bc liberal.. and damn proud of it.. i went and made myself graffiti labels that said "GOD MADE GORDON CAMPBELL AN ASSHOLE SO HE CAN GET RID OF ALL THE SHIT IN BC!" sometimes i amaze myself. hahahahah dont start with me, i have all the insiders for the liberals.. i'll school you in a bc liberals vs. ndp debate.

09-11-02
19.30
which should i buy? grey and white mantecas or royal blue and grey mantecas? i'm stuck on a decision...

 god, stupid media, stupid america and stupid propaganda, shut the fuck up about 9/11... yeah sorry it happened... yeah terrorism.. blah blah blah.. but god damn BUSH YOUR A FUCKEN TERRORIST YOURSELF YOU MOFO! damn nation... stop trying to get freebees woman from bc who's husband died.. i'm sorry your husband died.. but i'm also sorry for all those other people who were murdered, raped, killed by a drunk driver... why dont they get speicla reconision? bull shit i tell you... people dying for stupid reasons.. it happens ever day not just september 11th.
sorry, very mad, very very mad, i'm sick of hearing it... and since i'm alreayd in a very pissy mood because of the propaganda and the media... i'd also like to say XX_FOXXIE_XX IS A HOMOPHOBIC, go cyber bitch slap her. alright i'm done bitchin'... breathe... ventilate..

camp phoenix's orange cabin chant: "we love oranges/nothing rhymes with oranges/oranges from florida/where bush stole america"

09-08-02
17.51
dudes, i miss summer, even tho snow season is jsut around the corner... i miss my freedom... i aint lookin' forward to studyin' so much its gonna kill... :( freaky.

something i bet you never thought of: You can't lick your elbow.

09-04-02
20.35
three words.
i hate school.

09-02-02
10.09
stupid camp schedule, i'm so used to waking early... and sleeping early.. but then again i'm so fucken pooped out from taking care of em... these kids were sooo dman cool.. this kid, who was the "nerd" he fucken knew EVERYTHING.. why the sky was blue, how to tell how old trees are, where does rain come from.. etc. and he's only turning eleven!! this kid who was the "cool" kid was a pro bmx rider and motorcross rider! this other kid was the "tough" kid.. i helped soften him up... he was sucha cutie... he had a lil earring and everything... damn. i kidna miss camp but glad to be home..





July/August, 2002

08-17-02
12.37
is it just me or does every lady on earth from 13 to 30 (includin' gay guys) think vin disel is the sexiest man on earth... god. thsi young'n was like dont you jus wanna stroke his chest?? no no not me. i wanan lick it.. hahaha.. god he's sexy indeed. ya know what else i wanna see? blue crush coz i love michelle rodriguez.. she's one groovin' chic...








08-15-02
16.45
i'm fucken done school... see y'all suckers, i'm outside enjoyin' the sunshine in stead ofcomin' on here durin' my study breaks.. do yo' self a favor, and get some fucken sunshine... its good for your soul. go outside and run around in the grass. go swimming, go to the beach [you can check out the hotties]... go bikin' go do somethin active coz helllllllllllllllll you're still youthful wait until you're old and you sit and think damn i wish i was a kid, and could run around. okay too much blabbling IM OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT


[1]yea, i'm havin' this huge infacuation with bob marley right now i cant stop listenin' to him... its so fucken relaxin' and has fucken amazin' lyrics... i cant stop downloadin'.. today bob marley, tomorrow i'll probably be downloadin' all the beenie man stuff. go reggae! this is jus a phase, bare with me peoples.. (yesterday i had a thing for dilated peoples) hey y'know some of bob marley's pictures look a lot like prevail


08-10-02
13.51
hahaha sUCKERS!!!! I WENT TO SUMMER JAM FOR FIVE BUCKS ON THE FLOOOR!!! god what a day... we go to downtown just to walk around and people watch (sounds weird but its fun, and i know y'all do it too)... and we were like hey! if the concert already started scalopers make their tickets way cheaper! and so we went, but no scalpers, and we'rel ike ahh fuck this, lets just go downrobson... down to LEVEL (THANK YOU LEVEL UNDER HOOTERS!!!!) and the guy i thought was hella cute there sold it to us for 5 bucks each even tho he got them for free... we went there. jessy hit on some really hot 14 year old that looked like he was 20.. thats so gross. and some older guys hit on us.. man i never knew there were so many black studs livin in the vancity area... all the white/brown chicks were dressed as hoes.. (cept jessy hahahahaa) and dancing like strippers.. i was so "out of place" i was in skater wear, with my sweeet bandana to get myself into the IN group haha jk. but yeah.. god i hate how these girls were dancing.. go to a fuckin strip club............ fucking girls... so many ugly brown guys. haha no offense brown guys... im not into brown guys.. man even tho da brat, jd, jagged edge, nore, fundesa, fuckign rascalz didnt show.. WE PAID FIVE BUCKS!!!!! fuckign rascalz.. they are FROM vancouver,there's no excuse.. and they show no love or support for our city. i'm pissed......at rascalz.. show no love for them cept for their musical talent... haha jet. later skaters.

08-06-02
18.19
no matter how many people complain about that fucken auto save friend thing, you people still have it on.. my block list is getting LARGE and i'm getting FUCKIN sick of deleting you fucken losers outta my list and addin you to my block list... be cool, go to school. wait not only that... TAKE YOUR FUCKING AUTO SAVE FRIEND OUT... coz your fucking pissing me and a zillion others out there. loser

pictures random... i'd just like everyone out there to know i love circa ;P












08-04-02
16.17
man... yesterday was craaaaazy... what a day.. WHAT A DAY! started out when jessy came over and we bused to downtown, walked down robson, back.. all the way to gastown, to FWUH, to all the vintage shops, people watched.. you know how we love to do that. well especially us.. you know the hotties in downtown, i love it.. theyr'e always interacting, they aint afraid to hit on you.. the hot ones i mean. heh heh heh.. gosh i lvoe downtown.. by the time it was 7, we went to ajays place, went back downstairs at 9-9.45 to get some food, some beaver tails, went back up, got a couple drinks watched the spectacular fireworks witht ehb est view on earth, then when over we said our good byes, went downstairs, followed the crowd.. went crazy... that was amazin, hit every record store we passed, tryin' to find the apenuts, road life, mammal, any of mok's old stuff, but nope, but we found some other dope cds.. we went crazy with the crowd, people watching of course... went to DENNYS!!! came out, and it was absolutely crazy, we actually GOT ON the B-line.. but we left coz there was these annoying girls in there screaming and shit... and they stunk. and they were short and uglya dn so fucken annoying.. yeah i'm mean when i say this but god they were annoying... so we got off, big mistake, the next 7 buses passed us by without stopping, then we walked across the bridge, to 5th ave. nope nope nope. dont work... bus kept passin us by.. then the guys that stopped at howe and nelson with us crossed the bridge like we did, and waited, waited and waited. and then finally. we got on.. we waited forthe 401... with the same guys. god they were hot.. chatttter... then we got home, i got the car.. it was 2am by this time, and we went skateboarding tryin to get air off the speed bumps (we aint that good, mind you) and then by the time we got home and slept.. it was 4am... hahaha.. dope day., CRAZY day..

08-02-02
20.16
muauahahahahhaa... nevermind, i got it... i fixed it... if you dont give up, you become the genius ;)
i've changed my mind, i'm staying home on this nice friday night (haha thats a first for awhile) when you stay at home you SAVE money...

20.05
man i really come on here too much... i have about an hour and a half until i'm goin on, and i was like what to do? what to do? and i come on here... WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON?? i can't bold ANYTHING after that thing on top that tells you to download windows media playa!!! alotta thigns are suppose to bolded after this.. but its NOT.. NOT!!!!!!! so all ya internet genius.. HELP!!!!! thank you.

16.44
went for sucha long bikeride again, i love biking.. i love the dike. lotsa people say its sucha boring trail coz its so flat.. but the scenery is just amazing.. i'll never get bored of it, and even tho the airports right there, i dont care! ITS DOPE!!! was gonna do the grouse grind today but my mom was all like its not safe to go by yourself. so i didnt go! geez. grouse grind so dope! well well well.... 3 more classes of summerschool and i'm out! out for good! damn then its september nad then i have to go back to school for another dreadful 10 months. i cant believe its august already... when august starts, people start puttin out BACK TO SCHOOL SALE ads.. which piss me off.... its HALF OF THE SUMMEr.. and they're already reminding you, you've gotta get back to school... geez

08-01-02
19.52
word of advice to everybody, never wash your pillow, just go and buy a new one.. dammit. DAMMIT!!!! its taking so long to dry.. its so gross. the water is still soapy inside. its so nasty..... dont go through what i went through, if you do, dont say i didnt warn you!

14.29
fireworks were pretty. so much walkin'.. i love it. i bused to aldo to meet up with dorothy, walked down to the second level under hooters, shopped, walked all the way back to granville to hit up the vintage shops, sweeet ass shops i love em.. the blinkin' TSHIRT place across from FAMOUS PLAYERS on granville. the guy there is so cute and so nice.. the nice personality adds to the cuteness.. haha.. love that store.. i love the people in downtown.. there's always hot guys. the two types i like too, the black bball hotties.. and the skater punks or beachboys... and they're all toned... i love it... and you interac wit em.. love it.. haha... anyways walked all the way back to denman.. down to enlgish bay adn then back to granville.. dopeville. later

07-31-02
14.20
aight, aight, i'm BACK baby... for those new, i had a randy journal here before but i stopped coz of summerschool (i still have it so id otn knwo why i'm still here) but recently... i dont know, been talkin to new people here.. so i keep comin to checkmsgs.. so why not just add a few words of wisdom.. like i did before.. my page was fuct up before.. but i'm slowly fixin it.. there aint too much shit here that'll fuck up slow computers.. its al good.. well like to tell you more about what i've been up to but i'm headin to the beach now... FIREWORKS TONIGHT.. hey! jus coz i come here alot dont mean i have no life, i go out haha.. later

5 seconds later
god, waht the hell is wrong with this page... i give up... if you are an internet wizard... give meee guidance! i'm OUT.. so nice out there..





May, 2002

05-28-02
18.10
man i havnet been here for a while.. thats it EXTRA JOKES!!!!!!! hahahahhahahahahhahaha.... its been so intense... friggin maple leafs game as everybody should know i'm rootin for them.. all my friends are against me... they all say t-dot-o-dot sucks.. but they're just jealous.. that city is hella great.. i lvoe toronto. its the best in the world.. its the center of the world. and thats that..... well maybe nyc is better... but still TO is the greatest.. blu jays are still my fave.. raptors.. ehhhhhhhh.... MAPLE LEAFS ARE MY TEAM! mauhaha...
anyways whats been up other then hockey hockey and more hockey... im pretty much doing super bad in school iwent dragon boating yesterday which was cool. super duper in deed..... alright thats that..... there's no point anyway nobody ever reads this shit.. i'll be surprised if they do. i neverget new g-book entries.. i think people are scared of me thats why.. oh well.. too bad. bye now

Joke of the Day: A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"
They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car
"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around the curve they heard a big splash. "Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says 'bridge out' instead?"

Quote of the Day: "In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks." - Calvin and Hobbes

cujos making another amazing save in game 5... 31 saves that night

05-15-02
18.00
TORONTO WON TORONTO WON TORONTO WON!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats all i gotta say today.. the rest i'm puttin here are jokes. hehehhee... a whole lotta jokes. for you to read, nobody comes by anyway.. hahaha.

Parent's Ten Rules of Dating:
Rule Seven:As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to introduce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka -- zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveways you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car -- there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

[1] Patrick Lalime skates away as the Leafs celebrate a 3-0 Game 7 win. [2]Alyn McCauley celebrates a goal [3]RILEY SMITH, total hottie, from raising dad and this disney channel movie.... he's so hot!

05-13-02
20.17
whats that who won yesterday? did i hear... T-dot-O-dot??? thats right, my men, the maple leafs! for all those goin for senators, well you guys just suck... thats right you heard me. haha more of the parents rules below, altho my parnets are pretty much nothing like these rules... but its funny to read anyway.

Parent's Ten Rules of Dating:
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: "early"

Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Joke of the Day: You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

[1] hahahahah, just read it. [2] aint this picture cute, i love it. hahaha

align=left> 05-09-02
21.10
happy bday to my older coz turning 22 i believe...
almost time for mothers day. phew got everythign prepared. i think she took a sneak peek at her prsent already whatev...
heyo for all you mutha wha-shut cho mouth- sayin toronto leafs suck ass.. well y'know what, YOU suck ass.. same with yo momma! bada ss jigga. sorry somethings wrong with me.. TORONTO kicks ASS even without their captain! man i've been slacking anyways gon jet. buhbye. oh wait forgot to tell you about my mcdonalds commercial.. meh maybe later. see ya.

Parent's Ten Rules of Dating:
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.

05-04-02
13.18
yesterday was SO cool,i went to slam city jam, so many hotties there... pretty sweet, i miss snwoboarding. 7 strangers said hi to me and asked me how i was doing, they were probably high. but 1 mother fucker stole 20 bucks... i'm angry. i didnt buy anything,but i got a magazine and some posters... errm thats about it. not enough lighting for me to take pictures, angry.. oh and i got stickers! and i saw this cute lil kid who was better then 2 thirds then all the other skateboarders, he's only12, and he's SO adorable.. and he's SO GOOD! ryan sheckler.
then i went to chris' house and we were hangin it was pretty sweet. her horses are so cute, and we got to play on the 'tramp' hahahaha.. and we played badminton and we played kick the can, and we played soccer and golf. how fun was that. common, her house is the coolest.. it was like a kid birhday party. havent been to oen of those for a while...

Top 3 things to say after sex:
1. Are you sure this was you're first time?
2. Gotta cigarette?
3. Wanna do it again?

Top 3 things NOT to say after sex:
1. That was IT??
2. I think I hear my mom calling me ---- see ya
3. OOPS, the condom broke! My bad!

Quote of the Day: "In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks." - Calvin and Hobbes

[1] ryan sheckler

05-02-02
07.04
happy birthday to rowena in seattle, the big 21, be happy you're legal down there now
shitty, well i think everybody knows, canucks lost first round, fucken detroit.. oh we'll be back next year with our new guy (front page today).. right now i'm watching leafs vs. senators.... T[dot]O[dot] BETTER WIN! i'mma representin' you got that straight.. representin...
so many fucken tests i did this week, all over with cept i jus found out i did everything wrong, i'm so pissed... i'm not gonna get into university as much as i want to, well really i dont watn to my ma is forcin me to so she can brag to all her friendzo which is pissin me offffo... well i'm gonan go back watchin hockey. tata

five minutes later
fuck it, 4-0 ottawa in the lead.

Top three things to say before having sex:
 1. I love you (but only if you mean it)
2. Rock my world
3. Let's get ready to RUMBLE...

Top three things NOT to say before having sex:
1. Is this gunna hurt?
2. Sure....I've done this thousands of times...
3. Are you sure it's in?

A father is asked by his friend, "Has your little boy decided what he wants to be when he grows up?" "Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," replied the boy's father.
His friend thought for a moment and responded, "That's a rather strange ambition to have for a career." "Well," said the boy's father, "he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"

The Famous Joke of the Day One Liner: I finally quit smoking by using the patch. I put six of them over my mouth.

 [1]sentor vs leafs [2] joe bowen [3] mats sundin, i hope he comes back

feel like shit.





April, 2002

04-28-02
10.12
sigh. all that! all that! well we are better. i just hope our team doesnt split, i hope bertuzzi doenst leave, or morrison or cassel... we need better defensemen. and our goalies need more work. BUT HEY its bettter then last year when it was 4-0 against colarado... this year it was 4-2... and hey we were playing friggin DETRIOT! but still. yeah yeah yeah... canucks still dont suck to me, i'm not jumpin off the bandwagon.. next year, next year... damn winter is gone, no more hockey and boarding, i just might go insane, unless i become real good at wakeboarding or windsurfing.. bye bye winter.......

Top 10 Places NOT to have sex:
1. In the movies
2. In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!
3. In front of all of your friends
4. In a phonebooth
5. In your best friend's bed
6. At Grandma's house
7. At school
8. In your dirty basement
9. In the street
10. ON-LINE**

JOKE OF THE DAY: The Ladies at Lunch
Jill: Have you ever been to one of those "karaoke bars"?
Mary: No, I haven't, and I have no desire to go. To me "karaoke" means a combination of people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing!

04-25-02
20.47
cloutier, cloutier, cloutier, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??????????????????? have your muscles fallen asleep? have your fast reaction died? where has your skill gone? bertuzzi! man, yo, that temper has got to go! you fuck up all our power plays... naslund, morrison, common! where's your AH whats the word. jovo, JOVO! what the fuck, where's the skillful defense? WHAT THE HELL! most sorry game i've seen yet. 4 fucken ZERO. zero dont mean hero guys WIN MUTHA FUCKAS!!! i'm mad as most of you may see....

Top 10 Places to have sex:
1. In your bed
2. In your parents bed
3. In his car
4. On a washing machine, while running
5. In a hot tub
6. On a beach, down in the sand
7. On a comfy couch with the TV on
8. On a waterbed
9. A plane bathroom
10. **In the rain**

Joke of the Day: Two lawyers are in a bank when armed robbers break in. One robber rushes the teller windows, one guards the door and the third bank robber stands in the middle of the bank and yells, "Right! Everyone up against the wall and empty your pockets. We want valuables, watches and wallets."
The first lawyer jams something into his buddylawyer's hand. "What's this?" asks his friend without looking down.
"It's that $100 I owe you" answers the other lawyer.

 [1]hottie mattias ohlund [2] cloutier lettin another goal in

04-23-02
21.55
we must win. y'all should know what i'm talking about.. i've been drivin around honking at people with canuck flags.. i want one of those, where do you get one of those? can you beleive it? we lost on sunday! what is this? i mean common! right now its 3-2 for the red wings. we have to win, seriously or i'll kill someone.. we ARE going to win we must. oh my god i'm gonna look like an idiot if we lose but we're not .. hehehehe. fun stuff bye.

A STORY about a window: "Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one-hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened all the activity and color of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance. As the man by the window described all this in exquisite detail, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine the picturesque scene. One warm afternoon the man by the window described a parade passing by. Although the other man couldn't hear the band - he could see it. In his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words. Days and weeks passed. One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep. As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved to where his friend used to be. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone. Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed. It faced a blank wall. The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window. The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall. She said, "Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you."

04-20-02
14.18
happy 4-20 day guys!
watchin hockey games.. AHHHHh sointense! i want TORONTO TO WIN not only coz they rock but coz i'm born in toronto hehehehe... and I WANT LA TO WIN its 4-3, colardo leading! it'll be easier for us to beat LA then colorado... well its such a nice day. but really i cant wait until nite... hehehheheheh... il'l prolly come back and talk more about hockey. buhbye
gona put two jokes down coz i'msick of these sex jokes, jus wanna get em over wit. haha

TOP SEX JOKES # 2 A small white guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big black dude looks down upon the small white guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown" The small white guy faints!! The big black dude picks up the small white guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small white guy. "What's wrong?". The small white guy says; "Excuse me but what did you say?". The big black dude looks down and says "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown." The small white guy says, "Thank god, I thought you said 'Turn around."

# 1 There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years." "Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?" Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!!!!

 guess whatthe first picture is made outta of?

04-19-02
23.31
mother fucken hell! THE FUCKEN PEOPLES DIDNT LET ME GET INTO PEER COUNCILING! the councilors chose the POPULAR people and they said they needed a fucken variety of people. BULLSHIT. this whole blonde ditz group got in while my friend and i got shafted. WHAT IS THIS? i'm good with kids, i'm good with problems. what the fuck! shit man. seriously.
anyway just needed to get that outta the way. hahaha.. y'know what tomorrow is???? FOUR-TWENTY aww dont give me that shit that you dont know what it is............. whatev, if you dont, you dont. hahahhahahaa....
i just came home from wathcin the hockey game! YEAH BABY!!! FUCKEN RULE THE NHL LEAGUE!!!! LIKE I SAID BEFORE! IF YOU SAY THE CANUCKS SUCK, WELL FUCK YOU! HEHEHEHEHEHE CANUCKS ROCK BABY! yeah you heard me! hahahahahhaah FIVE FUCKEN TWO!!!!!!! TWO NOTHING IN ROUND ONE!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!! what ja say? detriot rocks? sorry whats that? detriot sucks? yeah? thats what i thought! hahahhaa
yeah after the game i went out to watch jay and silent bob strikes back with my budddies. hahha. anyways gon jet. maybe i'll add two jokes this time for you to read. later

TOP SEX JOKE # 4: A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh. The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction. The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan. From this, the doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed. The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happened to which the man replies: "She choked."

# 3 A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute.He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval. The Man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the crowd.After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle".

[1]picture well it speaks for it self [2] if you dunno what it is, well you dont deserve to know what it is.. hahahhahahahahahha lets just say its got something to do wit four-twenty [3]Trevor Linden is checked by fucken Detroit Red Wings' Darren McCarty [4] my sexy stud man TODD BERTUZZI [5]DAN THE MAN cloutier! i love him! his saves are just sooo intense!

04-14-02
22.13
fucken hell! canucks is playing against detriot first game.. WE GOTTA WIN! we're GONNA WIN! WE ARE! WE MUST!ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... the pressure. the excitement. the adrinaline.. heh heh heh...

TOP SEX JOKE #5: # 5 Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."

04-13-02
8.57
heh heh heh they lost! suckers..edmonton i mean! calgary won 2-0.. zERO! hehehe... we got sucha big chance into the playoffs now!!!! now if welose that one, we'll get in either way coz if edmonton wins next game and we lose,we'll tie and both get in..wouldnt that be sweet? well i think thats how it goes or i mighta messed it up. oh well WE'REIN!!!!! for those who say canucks suck.. well...SCREW YOU! coz we're on top of the world right now.. this is gonna be sweet. tonights game! we're gonan win win win!!!!!11111... well gona jet. later.

TOP SEX JOKES: #6 One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

04-11-02
17.02
happy birthday to colin yeung, who just turned 20 yesterday[oh my gosh!]
and today's the seventh aniversary to 9/11!
 yesterday was the dance!!!!!!! oh my goodness i asked this really hot grade 12 called will to dance for the last dance [OH GOODNESS i hope nobody from pw will come and "happen" to surf by,, and read this, so embarassing] but anyway yeah seriously, today's teen dancing together is kinda lame, coz its just kinda a hug for 5 minutes, spinning to the beat.. hehehhee.. but oh well his muscles were so big, he' was soooooooooo sexy....... SEXAY!!!!!!!!
anyway, enough of that.. TODAYS THE BIG GAME. okay not that big but its the last, THE VERY LAST game at home.......... if we dont get into the playoffs.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! okay ya. i'll stop there BYE NOW!

Top Sex Jokes #7: A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?" He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."

[1]my favourite defensemen, JOVO! he's so cool! his jersey is signed in NATS pizza! [2]thats a real hot canuck player... ohlund..

04-06-02
happy birthday to cameron goforth, even tho i dunno him very well.. well i still know him... haha
15.05
holy cow i think i needa go for a bike ride.. that was one hell of a long couch -rest.. my goodness.. wuz watchin gone in the wind...

TOP SEX JOKE #8: A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. '6 shots?! Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well,,,,,in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offence, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

10.10
damn it. i keep on wakin up so friggin early on weekends.. i guess its a good thing... i cant believe it.. i didnt get the grouse pass all my moms fault. i kinda wanna go snowboarding... right now... damn richmodn i live so friggin far....

TOP SEX JOKE #9: "A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 122."

[1] i watched this movie on bravo.. friggin FOUR hours... too much tv...

04-05-02
22.35
YO! I found the moka only song [red dragon] its sweeeeet... i luv moka..
today i went to my friend christina's house, and its in the southlands! and she has this barn in the back with FOUR horses.. one of them is named matt.. [thats hers] and the rest are these really cool horses. now i want a horse. yes i do. okay thats enough. LATER

TO MY DEAR BOYFRIEND (HUSBAND):
I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in THE BALLS
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching football, baseball, playing video games etc. on TV.
Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.

pictures are of [1] moka only [2] swollen members, shaun on the left, kalia on the right [3] same as two.

04-04-02
18.52
FUCKIN HELL! they just deleted all my old journal entries! i had a cOOL moka only pic.. fucken bitches... and a fucken cool picture of trudeau...... shitty i'll just find the same pictures and put them on here.. whatev. later
IF anybody has the song moka only - red dragon gimme a shout coz i've been lookin for it

16.43
big happy birthday goes on to my lil cozzzz who's turning fourteen today...
yoooo stoopid. i got out so early today.. friggin 12... you know tomrrows the art county thingy? shitty... i guess i'm not going.. i want to go see swollen members but the thing is that there are so many chances for me to go see em since they're based in van-city.. so happy about that. hahaha... anyways.. yeah i got nothing to say today. i just wnated to add one of my email thingys/jokes/stories on here. haha later

365 days of sex
TO MY DEAR GIRLFRIEND (WIFE):
 During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
7 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be asleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hair-do
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed,the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceilin
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move

and tomorrow.. the wife/girlfriend's response

picture's random, dont ask





March, 2002

03-27-02
20.46
3 MORE DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY!
dooms day
aka report cards day... need i say more?

Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a six-pack and a naked woman in front of him and ask him to choose just one.
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A: They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch.
Q: Why do men whistle while they're on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.


















03-26-02
22.16
4 MORE DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY!
whoops nevermind found the swollen members link to the song. WOOHOO! go undergroundhiphop.com!

16.18
still havin trouble findin stupid swollen members song to put on this site. whatev.
as geeky as i sound i finally finished my stupid debate but while i'm sick!!!!! stupid 24/30! 80% not good enough for me! geez louise.
anyway, yeah i've been sick all day long for the past few days... sucks to be me i know.. meh whatever. stupid birthday i dont know what im gonna do.... anyway gon jet. BYE.

[i luv these questions n answers, so i'm gonna put two-three questions each time i write an entry.. instead of just one, coz these are hilarious.]: Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because not one will stop and ask for directions.

03-20-02
21.31
10 MORE DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY!
 so damn bored of working. i got sick. okay i wasnt THAT sick. so i SORTA faked it. i didnt go to work today. heh heh.i dont want to go tomorrow. but my ma's making me go tomorrow. i guess the dough is good but still i'm bored outta my mind... the only thing i'm lookin forward to is old navy! geez louise. ZZZzzzzzzz........ cept i do have a sore throat..... i wish i could just get a job working at old navy.. DISCOUNTS BABY! hehehehe..anyways.... blah blah blah. so much homework due on monday. i dont want to think aobut it...
hey got any ideas for what i should do for my bday? i want a place where i can hang with all my buddies. i dont have any dough. damn nammit. later.

Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One--he just holds it up there and wait for the world to revolve around him.
Or Alternate answer: Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.

03-15-02
18.28
15 DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY!
 what the fucking hell. stupid "sexy_stalker" fucking bitch. his fuckin pop up msgs (dont even get me started on that first of all) told me not to right click. and duh first thing i do is right click. its fucking human nature. not like i was gonna fucking steal anything and even if i was. SO WHAT? GEEZOUS KRIST! and you know what. he pops all this shit up. someone should kick his fucking ass. fucking loser.LOSER. asshole.
woohoo. i love the internets. you can vent and let the world know. and they cant do anything about it. other then attempt to hack into my site and fuck it up. but even so i have back up SO HA!!! muahahhahahaa..
ITS SPRING BREAK! i'm free!!!!!!! okay only for ten days. and i have work monday to friday full time. but oh well. money money money for my grad trip. NICENESS... MEXICO! wit my best buddies. shit man i'm so sad that my friend josh is moving to kamloops. in TEN days. and i didnt even know until today. another (who's birthday is tomrrow) matt. he's gone to japan for his birthday, even tho he's not going to have a birthday (he leaves on the 15th but arrives on the 17th) which is hella funny. but he'll LOVE japan (he's half jap but he looks NOTHING like an asian) anyways i'll leave now. later...
and one more thing. FUCK YOU for those who put pathetic tags on your page. you deserve to be hacked and your computer to be FUCKED!

 Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They're practicing to be men.

thats what i'll be doing during the spring break

03-13-02
16.40
16 DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY!
[just thot i'd remind you over and over again] damn my tamagotchi died again. yeah yeah i know i'm a nerd. shut up. tomorrow's my PC interview! ACK! i REALLY hope i get into PC or i'm gon cry. okay maybe not. but i really wanna be a peer councillor. yeah that sounds so damn nerdy as well. erm whatever.
spring break soon! hiphop horray. but sucks coz i wont have time to board! EVER oh my GOSH!... sucks to be me. yeah i know i know. but i can go up during the weekend!! i'm gonna be working at patty sahota (MLA! ooh) during the day... ooh that osunded nerdy too haha.. yeah well. whatev.
oh my gosh i cant believe greenday and blink aint coming. pop disaster tour! okay i've known that for a while, i just wanted to randomly say it outta no where.. i luv greenday, i luv bilnk, and i dont luv jimmy eat world. but i sure like em alot.. they're really good live.. i can give em credit for that. yeah i'm runnin outta things to say now... i can BS my way in here coz y'know whaaa? its MY PAGE! muahaha..
nowi remembered why i'm so excited for spring break, my girl dorothy is having a party.. NICE. her rents will be out. we can decarpetrize her whole house, and make everything as beer-proof as possible... NICENESS :)and wednesday i'll be at T-BAR! 50% ladies night! i've been wanting to go on a wednesday since forever but you know school night and all that BS... okay i'm gonna stop. tata.

Q: What should you do when you see your husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A: Shoot him again.

picture is tom from temptation island 2


03-13-02
16.58
17 DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY!
yeah, there's nothing much to type about except i've been getting alotta msgs saying how great my hot guy pictures are.. okay just the david fumero one on the very bottom (but if you click on old g-book entries you'll see other hot guys) heh heh heh.. anyway. yeah i was at the ck site and i found marky mark. boy was he hot. he's too old now but he was hot back then. hahaha... mark walhberg.. erm. yeah. i think i'm going to put some temptation island pictures of TOM later on coz he's so damn fine. i hope you (if you're reading this) saw the kaya pictures from the first temptation island. hahaa.. anyways i'll write later. maybe. erm. later.

Bad Pick Up Line #1: I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

03-11-02
16.21
19 DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
hey today's the 6 months anniversary to 9/11... yesterday's 9/11 documentry was so fucking sad. i cried whenthat rev died.. it just happened so quickly.. so unexpectedly. okay it was expected. but to DIE. ahh.. :( man.. and when they were in the building and you hear all the crashing of the bodies. of PEOPLE. real life people and then all of the sudden CRASH they're gone.. fuck man. just think how bad it was... at the end when one of the firemen was like, i found out how evil evil is.. and never thought evil could be so evil. i was thinking yo man.... the US is in alotta tragedy but think about all the places the US are bullying around the world... i mean if you live anywhere other then north america you'll know how people actually think about the americans.. seriously. in m y opinion i mean. well i dont mean i'm anti-americans. i think americans are our older sibling of a nation... (dont hold too much pride canadians, you gotta faith the truth) but seriously, you cant just look at one side and look at all the publicity and media.. you have to look both sides of it and see what the middle east are coming from...

Bad Pick up line #2: Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

Six months after the terror attacks, a temporary memorial called "Tribute in Light" beamed skyward tonight from a spot near ground zero.

03-10-02
1.04
so sleepy man, haha... just got back from tbar and jessy and kelly jus came to my house. wahtever man. anyway i came home and just took this quiz.. the phoebe one... weird.. whatever. that was random. anyays TOMORROW.. snowboarding. HORRA. i think. i hope my mom wont back out again. God, i feel like a loser. anyways. yeah. not only can i bitch about and laugh about this weird ass she-man looking BITCH from my school whos name i will not say, QUEENIE! but now my friends from vyp can bitch with me as well. hahaha... anyways chao down.

Bad Pick Up Line #3: "I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out."

03-08-02
18.01
HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY!
The more i play hockey the more i want to join a league. i love ice hockey it rocks! now if i could just learn how to stop........

picture of the canucks kicking ass, man i wish i could be as good as uh.. CASSIE CAMPBELL! she rocks the ice! or HALEY WIEKINHEISER!

 13.35
this is so sad man, nobody ever goes on apt no more.. no one new ever writes in my guestbook no more. wait scratched that out.. NO ONE writes to my guestbook no more. WHAT IS THIS?sheesh.... im out.

Bad Pick-up Line #4: Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in Heaven.



03-07-02
17.59
shit man, so many things going on in the news about kids dying from drag racing and speeding. i mean i know that this kids dying thing has always happened its just that the news is showing everything now! but still really why do kids do it, i mean i'm a kid, but once i see all these kids dying, i'm just like woah man take it slow, better late then never right? today some stupid kids from my school were "racing" as they were bragging shit to me... i mean i was thinking why are you stupid or soemthing have you not seen the news about those kids who died? and the kid responded... well those kids suck at driving they are slow drivers.. and i'm thinking.. fucking idiot... those kids were new drivers like you, they had just or more experiance then you, my mom had like 20 years of driving experiance and she doesnt do the shit that you do.... WHY... why be so stupid. why RISK your life for something so stupid? or risk your life to be "cool, or risk your life to be on time for something?! just sit and think about this for a moment.. its YOUR life... LIFE. you only got one. is it really worth it to lose it? i'm asking you that question

Bad Pick Up Line #5: Hey lady, those are some nice clothes, can I talk you out of them?

the pictureis uh nothing to do with today's journal entry but i found this a while ago and thought this was hilarious. hahaha.. later!

03-03-02
18.29
my goodness its already friggin march. well guess what?! its almost my birthday!!! 27 days to be exact!
came back from vyp today. friday was hectic (if you read my feb journal entry of the day i didnt look forward to) well i had a blast. pregrad and all... kinda wasted but its all good right? i'm a teenager. its NORMAL hahaha. whatev. tried to get into sub buliding party but htey id us even tho we were already inside and then he said if ONE of you had id then i'll let you in but my friend had left because we told her toF UCK. so close. so many hot guys, so many white and black guys. my goodness i'm sad..... anyways gon jet. it sucks.

Bad Pick up line #6: How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?





January, 2002

01-31-02
21.16

kaya wittenburg [temptation island]
my goodness is he FINE! i was watching temptation island and i was lookin for a picture of kaythern's boy toy tom... but i found this hottie...
well today... ah well i wasnt feelin too good today... for alot of reasons. stupid reasons. but whatever. i had this paranoia... (OMG POCAHONTAS' BOYFRIEND JUST TOOK OFF HIS BOXERS, he was about to SLEEP WIT SOMEBODY!) anyways back to my paranoia.. its weird, i keep on thinkin some close friends arent really close. i feel like i have no close friends at all. its so strange. everythin... nevermind forget negative. actually what i was about to talk about is pretty negative. tomorrows feb, that means i'll be puttin this away and startin a new box... but i'm gonna put kaya's pictures in here anyway coz he's so damn fine. feb! month of valentines. i hatge valentines day! its so depressin... im all anti-valentine since i found out that valentines is more to it then chocolates. haha... anyhoo.. i'm gon jet. later

Darwin Awards 2001 # 5:A 27-year-old French woman lost control of her car on a highway near Marseilles and crashed into a tree, seriously injuring her passenger and killing herself As a commonplace road accident, this would not have qualified for a Darwin nomination, were it not for the fact that the driver's attention had been distracted by her Tamagotchi key ring, which had started urgently beeping for food as she drove along. In an attempt to press the correct buttons to save the Tamagotchi's life, the woman lost her own.

01-30-02
17.26
holy smoly. whats up wit apt and all their changes? the gbook box is smaller! they movedddd everything around on the top!! then i had to figure everything out again to cover it! sheesh... thats whythe scrolly thing on the top aint workin properly, it cuts out half of it after a while. annnyhoo.. today was first day with my PE class. half year CAPP is finally over! i'm so psyched. next year i'm SO takin pe12... scuba divin! paint ball! laser tag! go-kartin! rock climbing! kayaking! cnat believe they consider that as "physical education" GREAT! hahaha... anyhoo today my mom made turkey, the turkey i never had for xmas, while my rents were gone! hehehehe.. well here's another darwin award (while i go look for a picture here...)

Darwin Awards # 6: A police officer in Ohio responded to a 911 call; She had no details before arriving, except that someone had reported that her father was not breathing. Upon arrival, the officer found the man face down on the couch naked. When she rolled him over to check for a pulse and to start CPR, she noticed burn marks around his genitals. After the ambulance arrived and removed the man - who was declared dead on arrival at the hospital - the police made a closer inspection of the couch, and noticed that the man had made a hole between the cushions. Upon flipping the couch over, they discovered what had caused his death. Apparently, the man had a habit of putting his penis between the cushions, down into the hole and between two electrical sanders (with the sandpaper removed, for obvious reasons). According to the story, after his orgasm the discharge shorted out one of the sanders, electrocuting him.

01-28-02
10:17
YAH no school! i slept in.. heh heh i wish i could go snowboarding... >.< but now i' stuck at home doin jack nuttin at all.. mmmm i wonder if anybody even reads the whole shitload i write.. prolly not since shorty doesnt even go on apt no more (she usually reads EVERYTHING) so gottttta give her the credit. annnnnyhoo... that was my book that i read yesterday.. heeheehee... soo... yeah thats bouts it

Darwin Awards #7: Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low altitude when another plane approached It appears that they decided to moon the occupants of the other plane, but lost control of their own aircraft and crashed They were all found dead in the wreckage with their pants around their ankles.

Drink me! 01-26-01

12:31
this is drivin me crazy two weeks without snwoboardin!!!!! what if i loose my groove!!!!!!! i was turning so well before!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhh!!!!!! oh here's anohter one of those damn tests... but i like this one since its alk drinks.. hehehhehehehehehee..... daiquiri, i had one of those in cuba.. a strawberry one.. it was sooooo good.. real real real strong... anywayyyyyyy... write more later.. jus bit bored.

24:09
i read a WHOLE book today... WOA! "confessions of a shopaholic" it was pretty good... it was all a movie in my head where all the guy characters were good lookin.. hahahaha... and then i went out n watched a movie wit my mom. OCEANS ELEVEN!!!! i just llllllove brad pitt...... he's so hot... peanutbutter (meetjoeblack) and george clooney is soooooooo cool... juila roberts is a great attress... i liked it... :) anyways gotta say sorry to jesssy coz i said i would watch it with her.. heh.. anyway...... gotta beg someone to go boardin wit me tomorrow. later.

Darwin Awards #8: A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home died of suffocation, according to police He was approximately 6'2" tall and weighed 225 pounds He was wearing a pleated skirt, white bra, black and white saddle shoes, and a woman's wig. It appeared that he was trying to create a schoolgirl's uniform look He was also wearing a military gas mask that had the filter canister removed and a rubber hose attached in its Place The other end of the hose was connected to one end of a hollow wooden tube approx. 12" long and 3" in diameter The tube's other end was inserted into his rectum for reasons unknown, and was the cause of his suffocation Police found the task of explaining the circumstances of his death to his family very awkward.

i'm grape flavoured! 01-25-02
24.14
something really hilarious happened today. dodo and i were driving in the snow to oscars and it was pouring snow and we couldnt see the road, so we were driving at 30k/h, really slow but it was really freaky! this cocky thinks-hes-so-slick dumbass drove past us really fast, in his ugly ass white mustang, and looked at us, shook his head like no.. and said what the fuck........ i was like what a bitch.. but ignored it, and then i looked over my side window then saw him in front of us cutting in front of us then i thought he was turning left, except he was SURVING! and he SWERVED right into an on coming car......... BAM... slow motion too.. i was laughing soooooooooooooooooo hard.. was like, WHOS SLICK NOW BITCH! hhahaha it was hilarious..

ps, hear how it said, i have mood swings y'hear! hahaha jkjkjk.... dont understand how 10 questions can just tell you who you are or how you're gonna be..... so pathetic. so hilarious.

Darwin Awards 2001, #9: A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house The resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister.

01-24-02
20:48
aHHHHHHHhhhh NO SNOWBOARDING AGAIN!!!! i think i'm gonna go insane soooon... tomorrow is the richmond clean up so if you happen to drive by no. 3 road honk baby honk honk.. hahah..
oh this pic is uh... well id otn konw... never thot of myself to be kanga. i always loved tigger better... whats up with all these quizzes all of the sudden?!?
TEMPTATION ISLAND 2 IS ON ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! i need to find a really close guy friend, that i'm confortable kissing and hten go on temptation island and HAVE SOME FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *grins* heeheheeheee...



01-23-02
19:38
ouch what a burn, pplnever replyin my gbook msg. and i'm such a nerd, still carin.
nope i didnt walk out today you fools, i 100% dont support the teachers for choosing to do this strike and screwin my education up! and my social education part... lammmmme! heard that nobody showed up at the rally's.. losers.
you know what i just realizeD? all white boys in apt have chinese girlfriends, whats up wit that?

01-20-02
13:47
fuckin hell, no snowboarding today. but today i ended up watching crazy/beautiful on pay per view. at first i didnt want to watch it but i'm glad i did! i love the movie so much! even tho i hate kristin dunst and she's kinda oogly (but she's a pretty good actress for her age)! Jay hernandez is the hottest creature alive. okay maybe not but he's so sexy. he's got a great great smile, and he's got that bold face. he's so sexy. and he's got a perfect body. so built but not gross arnold strwortz gross.. its like nice everything and really awesome tattoo omg...and in the movie, he was so sweet, and nice and smart and he had bright future and goals and plans, and he's an athletic guy, omg, why why why arent there more guys like him??? acutally why why why arent there guys that could be MINE! damn nation.... he's so sexy!!!!!

01-19-01
22:26
man! this stinks... noone will go snowboarding with me tomorrow!!!!!!!! :(
friday i went to mel's thing it was aight, then iwent to bbt wit some other poeple. geez where i was told i wasn't good lookin, and that punk meant it. man that hurt. and today i had a cabinet meeting at dodo's and i slept over at her house. we didnt sleep until way after 4am... haha we crazay! jessy and i went around the mall today, man i love hangin out wit jess and dorothy. haha.. anyways later.

01-17-02
19:17
today's aliyah's birthday!!! not that she'll ever come back to evil apt to read this but whatever, JUST IN CASE :) and on the 14th i forgot to mention shorty's birthday and the 15th crystals bday... CRYSTAL will prolly read this but dont know about shorty and aliyah... (THEY ALL TURNED SEVENTEEN!!!! my goodness we're all getting too old!!!!) ANYHOO..
k, lotta peepz been tlakin bout lord of the rings the movie and how their favourite character is legolas (is that how you spell it?! is that even hsi name?!) well anyways he's the cool one... i always thought he was the guy from save by the bell (zack).. you have to admit they look freakishly alike (not in this picture)... well ithought he was rather good looking in all the flurry-ish pictures he's in but boy amk i dead wrong, this picture is sharp, and he's butt ugly! okay not butt ugly but what was i thinking? geez louise, but still his character is awesome, the way he can take a spear KILL someone, then use it to kill two more with his bow... he's awesome.. i'll admit that.. but only in the movie... haha.. later

Random fact from the Province Newspaper: The more you have sex, the less of a chance you'll get a stroke

01-14-02
18:22
i found this really cute poem by this eleven year old poet and peacemaker, he defined death. The doctors said he was going to die at 3, he lived, then they said 5, he lived, and now he's 11.
On Being a Champion

A champion is a winner,
A hero�
Someone who never give up
Even when the going gets rough.
A champion is a member of
A winning team�
Someone who overcomes challenges
Even when it requires creative solutions
A champion is an optimist,
A hopeful spirit�
Someone who plays the game,
Even when the game is called life�
Especially when the game is called life.
There can be a champion in each of us,
If we live as a winner,
If we live as a member of the team,
If we live with a hopeful spirit,
For life

Mattie J.T. Stepanek

17:23
apt needs a better server, something better then this www.kiwi whatever the fuck it is... this shits gotta stop man.. its pathetic.

7:47
what is this? the apt server sucks man! at least aa has a strong server that nothign can go wrong, well nothing has gone wrong. but too bad aa only lets in asians, and not blacks and whiteboys.. dang

01-12-02
24:47
today i went to that ryp/ag (regional youth parliament/attorny general) workshop and then to susies house for a post sessional. it was fun. then jessy, dodo, bryan and noorin and i went to watch How High... it was soo cute, i love redman and methodman! they're awesome (redman is better tho) it was hilarious! iloved it..... lets just say... well nevermind.
shit dont think i'll be able to board tomorrow, i'm so angry..... damn nation. anyways i'm gon jet. later... im kinda beat.

ps. what is thsi mutha fuckin thing where they deleted ALL my friggin entries and totally fuct it up? mother trucka! so stupid, someone should shoot the apt107 people for being so cheap and no gettin more space just for our gb entries. i can understand the im's but the gb is sacrid! mutha.

01-11-02
19:01
still gettin used to this 2002 shit.
too much homework. too much tests, quizzes, projects. shitty. fukeneh, stupid teachers, wit their greed! should stop wit their protestin and get back to work, and teach me the shit i need to know.

something you'll catch me sayin:"YO whats crackin?
01-09-02
20:57
what is this? no guestbook entries today, i'm insulted... well i'm off to bed...btw, i dont support the damn greedy teachers, i support the walkout because its skipday and u dont get in trouble! what greatness...later!

01-03-02
23:04
today, today is josh's birthday (not like he would read this). Sucks coz I'm not doing anything lately.. all my friends are getting better at snoboarding so now i'm not gonna have a snowboarding buddy.. which SUCKS! but today i watched Kate & Leopold with my mummy.. it was okay.. i think serendipity is better but my mom thinks this was better then serendipity... lets just say it was cute, but really predictable for me, and it was kinda weird... how everythign was.. well think i'll head to bed, there's nothign for meto do... everyones out n busy.. SUCKS!

01-02-02
12:46
well first of all... like ta say happpy new year to all my friends fam, okay jus everybody...
been a long week and couple days since i wrote here... first of all xmas, i wento feed the homeless, that was fun, met some great people and their stories. Boxing day i went crazy wit vicky, went to 4th, she bought a snowboard adn we bought matching wallets (we already have matching everything, including sweatshirts, jeans, backpack.. we chi seen, ya i know). Then to PC where i bought a jacket and cool tassel hat at AE! then to robson, where i bought jeans at off the wall. we pretty much went crazy.. i bused to get my car,then i went to richmond centre and bought boots and saw Veronica (vicky's cousin, my 2nd cousin, btw, vick and i are third cousins) working at aE... sweetness, i bought boots, and head out to get a good nights sleep, but of course first i went on icq to say see ya in five days to all my friends.. i was wrong about that coz when i got home iwas beat.. tell ya why...
Came back from victoria on the 31st, 7:30. I had about 15 hours of sleep from the 5 days before (we left on the 27th) i got there, we had our sessions already adn we had everything ready... we went to harbour towers hotel, two blocks away... the day usually goes like this: meeting (where we make cool bows for the speaker when she walked in), session, lunch, session, dinner, session, nite activities, we went out sleep around 4am.. wake at 7am, starts all over again... altho we had so lil sleep, it was still fun making new friends, what sucked is that i got sick! the dance was fun, even tho the guys were kinda not fond on the touchin, it was like elementry dancing, dodo adn i were gonna invite some hotties fromthe street (skate hotties) to come to our dance instead... oh well... maybe next year... well i'll tallk to you peeps later...





December, 2001

12-24-01
11:10
shit, my dad left on the 19th, my bro on the 20th, my my mom left on the 10th. i'm free!!! shit, too bad at my age there arent any parties around christmas time because christmas is the time for the family... my mom will be back on the 26th...
shit i wish i went snowboarding on sat, but i didnt, im such a loser, its all coz i didnt want to cary around my board on the bus (my back is crap)... so i went skating with people i havent hung out with before or havent hung out with since last year.. went skating, and went to stanley parka dn then whitespot (lotsa driving, drove me cRazy!)
sunday, i had a dinner, wit josh,matt,keegz,christina,al,vick... it was sweet except they made too much of a friggin mess! geez louise.
today i'm doing nothing, i REALLY want to go snowboarding but everybodys' like FAMILY DAY.. friggin hell tomorrows the family day....plus my friend kris who's also staying home alone coz her fam went to china with my fam, she's friggin working....... geez...
tomrrow i'm going to feed the homeless in themorn at downtown... its gonna be sweet coz i love talking to these people, they are so great. dont you ever wonder, when you're in downtown and you're walking past a homeless person, odnt you ever wonder how they got there? i mean now's the chance to find out their story.... so its so great.. and we serve them,adn it just makes you feel so good on christmas...
boxing day i'm going shopping (of course, its how i was born.. boxing day is our favourite hoilday (my mom and i) we shop til we drop (literally) which is great, coz thats my mom and i's tradition....... hehehe...
on the 27th i'm going to bcyp... sweeetness.. i'm kinda nervious... coz i havnet read anything yet.. anyways..yeah.... so.... thats whats happenin for the next couple days and wahts been happening...
oh yeah last night i had the strangest dream. well not strange it was kinda sweet. a war was going on, and i was with this unknown person and we hid underneath the matress (where it protected us from all the bulets and stuff, strangely), these guys from bulgaria, who was trying to kill us (i think i was in london), but they jumped out of a plane, in parichutes, and one jumped down and he was hot..... and he was so nice, and he helped me out and everything... (hey its a dream) hahaha wellll thats all for now folks later.


12-14-01
i went to grouse today with vicky, al (my goof troop buddy),erca,katie (aka you-know-who) hopefully she wont read that....
goof troop al and i were boarding on the bunny hill and we saw'd this guy who was runnin the rope tope (he was kinda cute, with his shiny smile) he called me a bitch, for pulling a mom joke (aliyahs joke) and called al the nice one grrrr... but he said sorry later... and you knwo waht else?he started friggin callin me mitch.. why why must everyone call me that... man o man...
i'm still madat you -kno-who even tho she didnt tell someone else my secret, but shestill didtn deny it for me which in fact doesnt . AH FUCK IT. i'm so angry i could kill......... watch out (i'l be on the road tonight!)

12-12-01
betrayal hurts, i hate betrayal....................... fucking bitch tellin secrets about i told her to others.... like our friendship means nothing....... nothign at all, thats what hurts the most..that i mean nothing. that piece of trash i hope she'll i dont know.................. fuck that fucking bitch

12-09-01
really what has this world come to? silly 11,12,13 year olds runnin around on this site, making this site EXTRA good... and they're TAKEN and HAPPY? what the hell?!
when i was eleven, i went outside to play, i only went on the internet for information (i dindt even have email until i was 13!)... i watched cartoons, i didnt want to grow up and do shit like the older teenagers did...
twelve! i still played with myf riends, i played snow, i bladed! i had guy friends, no boyfriends, thats way to young, you shouldnt be having boyfriends when you're 11 or 12 or even 13! thats NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you heard me..... this world has gone all wrong, you kids should be outside playing, i'm sixteen and i still do that... geez louise.

12-08-01
today i went to get my board waxed at comor adn boy are they nice, they did it for me for free! and one of the guys who were waxin my board was HOT!!!!!! SIzzle.
niceness! i cant wait until i'm on the slopes boarding!!!!!!!!!!!! BYE NOW!

12-07-01
dammit hossay! just watching the snowy mountains is driving me crazy i want to go boarding so bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! school is literally slowly making me go insane.... so much fucking work....... whatever. going now.

ps. i knwo thats a pretty lame cypress pic, but its the best i could find!!!!!

12-03-01
holy mother its already december! its craziness really! this year we wont be getting a xmas dance because of the fuckin strike.. i'm so angry at the stupid teachers.. good for nothing. actually some teachers deserve a riase, but the stupid teachers, i think get way too much... ahhhhhh.....
i want a dance so bad... meh! during the lunch hour we get dancing anyway, ball room dancing. Today it was learning the CHA CHA.. i hate the damn cha cha cozits so boring... ive already learned it so many times.. so many years. I was hoping for a frank sinatra type of dancing... the JAZZ type.. AHrgh.. well anyway gonna jet.





November, 2001

11-30-01
21:52
yo bitches, AH SO FUCKING COLD TODAY!!!!! i step outside for 2 seconds and my cheeks literally FREEZE! i really sould get those face toques that those robbers wear! coz seriously i DIE in the cold!
today in lord of the rings... i'm on page 5.. every fucking sentence, i have to look up at least a word in the dictionary... the fuck... i'm not enjoying this at all! i cant believe i wasted 30 bucks (actually i wasted my mommas dough) on all three books.. now i feel obligated to read!! FUCKEN READ!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhrgh......... what was i thinking? WHAT WAS I THINKING? well i was in chapters... and all those damn books screaming BUY ME BUY ME!!! i'm nice and pretty and new.. BUY ME.. you'll love reading.... remember harry potter? and i end up wasting money on BOOKS of all things.. geezous... i'm turningin into a nerd! bye now

by the way, the picture of the grinch was random, i was trying to find a picture of chapters, but i foudn the grinch picture instead

11-26-01
fuck i had a really nice and long entry two days ago and it didnt work so i was like fuck that forget it.
today i bought all three parts of lord of the rings. what the FUCK is this shit about?!!!!?
I read the note of the text, like half of the pages, i was like what the fuck is this shit?
then i read hte prologue and ireally tried hard to read it, and it too was like shit to my ears, i got so fuckin confused!!!!!
the first chapter is pretty good but i'm still pretty confused about all this junk... what the fuck is a bag-end? is it the city or whatever?i thought the shire was the city.... whatever!.. ahrgh...

FUCKING HELL, i keep on typing shit on here but it aint showing.. what the fuck is wrong with apartment 107? fucking hell, the creators shoulda fixed this site good before releasing it out.. fucking hell

as i wa ssaying, i cant wait until cypress opens! i need to play with my board, i gotta perfect my moves (even tho i got none) shitty!!!!!!!! i needa get my pops to go to pc with me so he can pay for my ski lift and everythign will charge into his credit card.. sucker..

fuck these days i'md oing so bad in school i'm so dead.. i'm fucking do worse than ithought, fuck how am i going to be like ing rade 12, i better get into university or i'll just be some schum in the streets, FUCK......... why does it have to be so hard and stressful, its like every year they are trying to enforce more onto me.. what the fuck.... just wnat all this to fuck off. i cant wait until winter vacation............
even today when pj was talking about plagerizing (fuck icant even spell that right) he was looking at me. i was like what the fuck are you lookin at me for. fucking hell. if this donest work i swear i'll break the computer, byeno wi'm going to sleep

11-23-01
wow havent been here fer a while. actually yesterday i wrote a pretty long entry on here, and when i pressed "summit" it summited but it didnt show on my roomie. frustrated i decided not to think the whole thing over and type it all out again... yeah i know i'm lazy... if you're reading this bore crap i'm writing then you must be pretty bored... coz here i am typing endlessly about nothing and you're reading it.. craziness!
well whistler opened about two days ago... i'm so psyched coz everday i see my new boots and snowboards.. i get pissed when people say my board or boots is no name or whatever kind of shit like that coz its nice, when its nice, its nice, so leave me alone, fuck you. yeah i'm stubborn and bitchy but people who piss me off possess me to do so... meh!
you know have you ever felt like you've liked this person for a while (not at all in my situation, but whatevs) and then you think to yourself.. this is a load of bullshit, this is a waste of time just gushin over this one person. and this person barely even talks to you anymore... yeah its me. stupid me.. stupid teenager feelings.. stupid stupid me! but meh! bye!

Quote of the Day: "Friends are God's way of taking care of us."

11-21-01
I BRING CLAY FOR OUR NEW HOUSE go chem... yuck

11-19-01
I got a letter today. Fuckin BCYP....

11-16-01

HARRY POTTER DAY!


yesterday 12:01 midnight... the first minute of today... harry potter the philopsher stone started... it was soooooooooooooooooooo cute... Ron Weasly [Rupert Grint] was adorablely funny... omg........ They missed a lot of the good parts but it was alright, it was worth staying up that late just to watch harry potter.. Next year, same harry-time... same potter place.. OH MAN!!!!!!!!! HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!!! BUT DONT YOU DARE GO WATCH THE MOVIE BEFORE READING THE BOOK because the book is still ten times better.. here goes.. you're going to get mad if you havnet seen it and read on... they missed the duel match where malfoy and harry has in the trophey room.... NORBERT WAS ONLY SHOWN ONCE!!! and hagrid dindt get to raise it to be bigger until harry can ride on it into the hills... the ending was horrible because voldermort was suppose to knock him out.. well he just went thru him and he fainted.. but taht was it.. it was pathetic.. i thought they were gonna make a whole lot of light and make it dramatic.. but they didnt... they didnt explain harry potter and his home life very well in the beginnign which is good for the people who read it before but not hte people who havnet read it before.... mrs. figgs wasnt mentioned same with dudleys best friend. oh and they only had one potions class and they didnt show that harry didnt like mr. snape very much other then the fact they thought he was trying to kill harry and was working for lord voldermort... and at the end during the whole match to get to the philsopher stone... NO POTIONS RIDDLE FOR HERMIONE TO do! which SUCKED! but the chess scene was pretty cool... wizard's chess.. FRED AND GEORGE WASNT SHOWN MUCH! they didnt show that they were funny and mischeivious... and they wernet cute.. i imagined them to be really cute.... like date-able cute. geez! BUT OLIVER WOOD WAS HOT!!!!!!!! Quidditch game.. ONLY ONE and in the book they were suppose to lose!!!! but they won! i thought they would have anothert game but they didnt have it. i was annoyed........ meh! well go watch it... its still worth it... just thought i'd make my point. i'm so tired.. i fell asleep at 4.. woke up at 7:50....

Quote of the Day: "Vare is Herm-own-ninny?" -Viktor Krum (Harry Potter Goblet of Fire)

11-12-01
screw the damn cnn telling me more negative stories... ITS ALMOST CHRSIMTAS (alright now quite) but i'm downloading all these songs.. and singing "its a wonderful feeling, its that time of year... " its so much fun just boppin your head to this happy note.... so i'm in such a happy note right now... JUST HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHRISMTAS MOOD!!!!!!!

Quote of the Day: "Ho Ho Ho" - Santa Clause

11-11-01
REMEBERANCE DAY! sadness... but guess what i got new shoes?n WHAT DA YA THINK?! not as good as my d3's.. i know... my d3's will forever be my shoes.. i love my d3's. i dont care if its not white anymor eand its grey.. i just dont care.... i'm still gonna wear it forever....thats right FOREVER! even when i die. i want to die with tthose shoes in my casket... okay AH SCARY! FORGET IT.......................... eeks! anyways.... yeah... STILL NO BOOTS but guess what NEW SKATER STORE IN RICHMOND called "Fluid" i think i'll chek it out there for some snowboarding boots.. eeks.. well talk to y'all later.. phoolios..

Quote of the day: "Friendship is one mind in two bodies." - Mencius

11-10-01
NO those arent my boots, i just wanted you to read this... pictures create questions in your minds.. and when you want answers you read... Anyway, today I went to Comor to find a nice pair of boots.. I FOUND THEM 190 dollars (my reasonable budget) and it matched both my board and jacket (dark grey, n red) BUT NONE MY SIZE!!!!! actually it wasnt 190 anymore it was 160 because of the sale. i'm so angered.. GRRrrrr...

Also, today we went to petcetra (right beside comor in richmond) and the cats are soo cute.. i want a kitty cat so bad.. but my momma hates cats! ARGH.. only 50 bucks n i can get a purdy cat.. and silky fur...

Wow come to think of it this picture is pretty ugly.. the picture of the snowboarding boots... HERE's a prettier picture.. how about a picture of a cute puppy... and here's my story behind the cute puppy picture.. heh heh heh....

My momma's plannin on getting a doggy.. well she's always been saying she's getting a doggy.. i dotn know if she really is gonna this time.. but all her friends are all getting new dogs and she's just all.. jealous and stuff. well nto jealous.. just wanting the same thing if y'know what i'm sayin... meh... i hope we do. its a bout time we get a furry animal in this house hold.. oh shit i better feed my turtle.. hahaha.. anyways.. buhbye

Quote of the day:"Strangers are just friends waiting to happen." - Anonymous

11-09-01
MOTHER FUCKER I JUST TYPED OUT THIS WHOLE ENTRY AND ITS GONE!! GONE I SAY!!!! ARGH! anyway...
okay as i was saying... today was the remembrance day ceremonies at school today... it was alright, the sr. choir is sooo good!!! katie was in it too with her drama class... anyways, victoria and i were talking about how remembrance day is strange.. you know hwo schools are always saying VIOLENCE DOENST SOLVE ANYTHING? well remembrance day is odd because its telling to alwyas remember about the people who fought for CANADA and the United States to gain our freedom and liberty today.. Those who died for their country and the future children who will get to live with freedom and liberty... Well thats great and everything but think about it.. they are teling us to never forget to remember that VIOLENCE SOLVES EVERYTHING as in violence will help get you what you want... i mean yeah.. aint taht just strange? well i sure think so... sorry the pictures i found to put on here today didnt work.. i got very mad!!! anyways later now.. luv mucky

Quote of the day: "If you live to be a hundred,I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you." - Winnie the Pooh

 11-08-01
couldnt find a damn heart that was broken as a picture. thats all i gotta say for today

Quote of the day: "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost." - Charles Caleb Colton

 11-07-01
yesterday i went to watch monsters inc. it was sooo GOOD! and SOO CUTE! so predictable but the movie was sooo cute and good adn great and funny that it didnt matter!!!! and was just so......... GOTTA WATCH IT!!! i watched it wit vicks and slept over at her house.. and now i'm so sleepy..
so much homework and tests tomorrow but right now i just dont care anymore, i have to write an in class essay for japanese but i really dont want to study for that.. thats our test.. shit i better pass or i'm going to cry... schools been sucking so bad! i'm doing so bad in everything yet i feel like doing nothing which is horrible.. good thing that there's going to be a strike action so we wont get our report cards but still MARKS ARE MARKS! i really need to get good.. i'm so scared i'm going to fail japanese.. and fail math.. math i'm getting 57% after i got 70% on my math test! i'm so happy i got 70% i couldnt believe i passed by 20% which is hella great coz you know.. ITS GREAT! i'm so happy! happy happy happy... even tho i hate math 70% is REALLY good for me.. coz i'm so stupid in math..... anyways yeah...
right now i'm so into Frank Sinatra, Tony Bennet, Sammy Davis Jr, Peggy Lee, all those JAZZY type songs.. you know like from Guys and Dolls or from What women want. Or My Best friends wedding... NOW AND THEN.. the soundtracks i mean.. go download em!!! oh man i love these oldies... I wish we had forever-known songs these days, coz we really don't. We hear a song for 2 weeks and its gone. And we get so impatient or annoyed with these songs so fast thats why we never hear it in the radio forever! I mean these oldies will never get annoying and when they do you'll love them again after a while of not listening to it, because they are FOREVER songs.. y'know what i'm saying? well if you dont then you're stupid! you heard me... anyways yeah.. go download some awesome frank sinatra songs.. if you need suggestions just ask me heh heh heh later phoolios...

ps. i watched the good mother at the ubc theatre.. it was hilarious....

quote of the day: "We should light the candles on the inside of the cake first so we dont have to put our hands in the fire!" - Richard from the "Good Mother" (play in UBC)

 11-04-01

hohoho the d'backs won.. but really i never really cared to begin with... but vicky and aliyah beat matt and katie.. hee hee hee.. i was always netural. wawoohoo.. bleh! well buhbye now coz nothing really cool happened today except my uncle came from hk then he left to las vegas.. thats it, the end, horray, buhbye.

Quote of the day: "A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out." - Albert Camus.

11-03-01

technically its nov. 4th, but the endof thisday has not ended for me.. well nothign happened just went to kates house, watched domestic disturbance.. not bad i guess. so tired right now.. its 1am.. i'm not much of a sleep late person.. i'm more of a sleep at 10 and wake at 7... yes i need at least 9 hours of sleep or i'll bite your head off.. well bye now

Quote of the day: "Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend." - Albert Camus.

11-02-01
holy mother fucker... i just spent 1 and a half hours on the damn bus from downtown (burrad and robson) all the way to richmond (no. 1 and blundell!) shit.. that was so fucking long..i almost fell asleep until i decided to finish my chem homework, then when i was done i played phenoix on my graphic calculator for almost 45 minutes i swear! that was ridiculas...
i've sent almost everybody an e-card the past 2-3 days... so if you didnt' recieve one, i dont got yo email addy, and just give it to me (baby, uh huh uh huh).. lil offspring for ya...
Its friday horra, tomorrow i'll be going to a hang out partay hartay... meh... i'm so sleepy.. i've been sleepy so early since the halloween dance which was boogie woogie fun! yup yup... anyways maybe i'll write more later! its 6.. i'll see whats on WB.. later!

10:PM:WHERE THE FUCK IS MY JOURNAL WHEN I NEED IT. This will have to do. I'd rather humiliate myself in front of the whole fucking world then keep this inside. NO IM FUCKING NOT OKAY. i hate it when its fucking obvious that someone is not okay and they go are you okay? whats wrong? fuck you and fuck off. i have no real family, i'm suppose to be thankful for them? yeah i've tried. they sure dont seem thankful for me. i think it would help if i jus disapeared. my friends dont even seem to care or notice anything. people just like pissing me off. annoying the fuck out of me. and i just wnat them to shut the fuck up but i cant say that becauswe well i'm mucky. people saying shit, people thinkin shit. my family saying shit. giving me all this crap pressure well fuck that. i swear. this world gives me no suport and one day i'll just die from a mental breakdown from a whatever.

song: P.O.D - Youth of Nation

Quote of the day: "...It's a free ride when you've already paid// It's the good advice that you just didn't take..." "...A traffic jam when you're already late..." "It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife//It's meeting the man of my dreams//And then meeting his beautiful wife//And isn't it ironic... don't you think//A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think...//" "...Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you//Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out..." - Alanis Morissette - Ironic

 11-01-01
HAPPY DAY OF THE DEAD! heh heh heh crazy shits gonna happen today...
wow i cant believe its november already (what i say everytime a new month has started) But for some reason this year aint going as fast as before. It seems like November when it is November. Last year it seemed like Halloween when it was Christmas... And that aint right! So time is going fast in a way, and time ain't.
I find myself needing to expand my group of friends. I mean i love my friends that I have now, I just need and want more. So say if Aliyah is out, I can call up Victoria, and if Victoria is out, I can call up so on so on.. y'know what i mean? I find things (ahem) are stopping me, and my new halloweens resolution is (i guess same to you al) is to expand my friendsios... Not let anything get in the way, and if i find myself saying... well i dont know them very well... well i'd just say WELL, i'll get to know them...
good karma mucky.. very good karma... (talking to myself in third person again omg!) well until tomorrow...

today's picture: i went to yahoo search and i put "Karma pictures" and i found this one, since i said good karma... meh forget it..

Quote: "Imagination is more important than knowledge, for knowledge is limited while imagination embraces the world" - Albert Einstein

i wish my momma would understand that... I stole this quote from some dude on apt named sixth...

7:18PM - by the way, anybody got some good oldies songs you wanna suggest to me??! so far i got: Aint no mountain high enough, build me up butter cup, mrs.robinson, brown eye girl, i'm a believer.
i cant think of anymore happy songs...





October, 2001

10-31-01

oh this is sad! No Halloween for me this year. This SUCKS! Yesterday, my back, my legs we're fuct! and I'm getting sick and i'm so tired. Last night I didnt sleep until 1am. I woke up at 2 and didnt go back to sleep until 5 coz my legs hurt so bad.. and my back.. ARGH... but wanna wish y'all a happy happy halloween to you people... well bye bye now.. gonna watch my television and scare the kids away by throwing candy at them.. heh heh heh

10-30-01
that was the best dance i've ever been too... i guess i'll bug shorty and aliyah aobut it on icq and wont tell them about it but little do they know that they can just hop over here and find out everythign.. thats right everything... aliyah first of all i cant believe you diudnt go.. SAMIEN WENT for goodness sake... now your brother is cooler than you! geez!! And you guys didnt even do cheap tuesday which was GEEEEZ!!! Anyways.. they played all the right music at the right amount.. at the right time... Not too much pop (they played my britney song... get get get get.. HAIIIII...) not too much techno (fun enough for alison and i to go crazy) Enough punk/rock/metal to satisfy me (BLINK, SUM!!! aHWOOHOO! LIMP BIZKIT) but no breakstuff... and the onlyt hing i didnt like was NO MONSTER MASH! asheesh! Now shorty's been buggin me about who i danced with uh... first was josh.. coz he's the michael jackson! (he danced to thriller and invincible which was AWESOME!) and then uhhhh i think alex...i forgot who i danced with before i danced with cavin, sammie and steve m. oh yeah shaun. heeheeheehee (GOAL ACHIEVED) lets just leave it at that... BYE NOW my legs hurt... i had this cramping thing with my back as well... and all of the sudden i just kinda went crazy and fell good thing steve was there and caught me... (phew) well bye now...

10-29-01
HEY HEY HEY! i'm really getting into this holiday.. well sorta.. THE DANCE IS TOMORROW!!! AND IM SO EXCITED!!! i'll post some pictures up of us when i develope the pictures that i'll take tomorrow.. and scan them... i'm sooo excited now!! its gonna be a BLAST!!!!!thats right you heard me!!! LETS DO THE MASH!!! DO THE MONSTER MASH!! heh heh heh... i'm gonna be a ROCKSTAR! hehehehe.. tomorrow's my big math test.. well wish me luck.... bye bye now luv mucky

10-28-01
1:00am: so sad.... no nba basketball this year.. people are like GOOD we had a sucky team anyways... but now... now we have NO TEAM at all!!! i didnt care if they sucked... its MEMPHIS GRIZZLIES now.... ah crud :( it sounds so bad.... it sound so much better as VANCOUVER GRIZZLIES!... meh i'm sad.... stupid micheal heisley, I HATE HIM! argh... It was so much fun to just go and cheer for them (even tho we knew they were gonna lose to some teams) and it was just an extra thing to do when you're bored or its a hang out activitiy, pay 15 bucks and you get to watch the grizzlies even tho it was better to watch it on TV.. it was the experiance that counts.. bleh.. BYE NOW

2:00PM: OH MY GOSH- i'm an idiot.. i hate english.. my mom's right, i'm stupid, i can't write, i can't put words into sentences. i need help.. WHOS GOOD AT ENGLISH?!?!?!?!!!!!!! my goodness. i'm stupid..

9:33PM: i'm done my english vignette ah woohoo (no no no, i didnt do it in 7 hours... i watched some movies in between the time... like Total Recall) Anyways, right now i'm downloading songs that are CAR SONGS... so i can make a CD since my momma's car has a CD thingy... so far i have the mazda commerical - zoom zoom zoom, limp bizkit - roolin, adam sandler - piece of shit car, ja rule - furious , ja rule - race against time, cars - in my car, dre n ll cool j - zoom , beatles - drive my car. Now what else should i download? common! tell me! give me suggestions!!!!!! well bye now...

10-27-01
heyhey... i got my hair cut.. i miss my hair.. i cut 5 inches offf... and 5 inches isnt much since my hair is so long.. it was so long that when i swing around it would get caught underneath my armpit... yeah it was kinda gross.. well not gross coz its not the summer anymore so i wear long sleeves but it was still annoying!!!! but i still miss my long hair...
you know whats that feeling when after your haircut (this is only for girls who have long hair) you feel the end its all bushy and it feels kidna cool.. i like that feeling hehehe.. coz after a while your hair just goes wacky and every strand of hair is a different length unless you trim it yourself which is bad, coz then it curls out when you don't want it to!
afterwards i went to BC place (notice the first picture... ) with my mommy. She was kinda spazzing out at me if i dont get into University how she's gonna be disapointed and all... and making me feel EXTRA bad that I'm getting 51% in math and failing Jap, so I wasn't allowed to buy a snowboard at first (which that changed later on) ANYWAY... I went to BC place for the annual SKI SWAP (the second picture) to check out the boards and my mom wanted ski poles and a new jacket.
Anyway I bought a new snowboard (third picture) exactly like that one on the left, except its RED and those lil box thingys around are dark greyish, baby blue, and lime green... its kinda pretty.. and purdy.. i saw a really nice yellow one but there was one way tooo short... DAMM... Now i wanna go and get that nice clear stomp pad... oh yeah it came with these cool beige and orange bindings.. the beige matches my jacket! heh heh heh.. yeah i'm all about matching. now i gotta go out and buy boots! MATCHING BOOTS! with my jacket and board.... meh.
oh yeah sorry keegz i couldnt make it (not that he has apt or anything) but i wanst allowed to go...
HALLOWEEN DANCE TUESDAY AWOOHOO!!! (just felt like saying that) LATER BUDDDDDIES!
ps. GEEZ IF THE DAMN BRAND MATTERS SO MUCH ITS MLY and its tempest 45 type. BYE

10-26-01
heyhey boo's... i'm reading bcyp's site.. and some of the guys are pretty hot! oh man... i'm so excited they better pick me... if they don't pick me i'm going to CRY! yeah thats right CRY!
What a week.. it was kinda long.. REALLY LONG! crazy super duper long.. yeah thats right. argh... i dont know.. i've been in kinda in a bad mood... lil things and jokes make me angry... guess too many things aren't going my way...
not too many things are positive enough for me... but i guess that is selfish.. i do have a home.. clothes, school, shoes, family, friends who sometimes support me. you know we take for granted those things... we always complain about something we dont have but forget what we have... like clothes and stuff.. some kids dont have parents clothes shoes, or even shoes or FOOD! yikes.. and clean water... poor afghanistan and all those other countries... so sad. women want to kill themselves coz their freedoms and rights are gone.. JUST LIKE THAT...
can you imagine (girls) that just in ONE DAY, these evil people come and take over Canada, and you HAVE to dress up in these hot black robes and cover yourself and if you dont you die! And you're not allowed to go to school anymore and the only MALES you are allowed to talk to are your daddy, your brother and maybe your husband if you have one! you're not allowed to work! you have to sit in a room all day and do nothing but cook and clean! and you cant socialize! its really boring! and your TV, computer, radios are ALL gone... NO MORE hanging out with just anybody... CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT? i certainly cant... if that happened to me i think i would just die... THATS what happened to these afghani women... and most women live their lives that like each day... most women actually because do you know most of the population is in asia! and in asia is where the middle east is.. omg.. i feel depressed...... and sad... okay bye now.
picture of Taliban beating Afghani women, source from RAWA For more information

 10-24-01

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATIE!!!


even tho kates doesnt have apt, i am still writing that to her.. heeheehee...
check out my rad banner above... posting it for SUM 41.. no more aaliyah... i dont wnat to keep on remember her death and fill myself with sorrow over and over adn over and over again..... meh! well school.... schools going OKAY i guess... and since katie doesnt have apt.... i cant believe she still believes me aliyah and matt still heh heh (al you know what i'm talking about.. she asked mea bout him again when he was sitting in front of us in v-ball!!)well bye goons (thats what sum 41 calls their fans) byeeee.. luv mucky

10-21-01
in-so-much-pain... thats what i shoulda said on thursday.. today is sunday.. my back is better for those who gave concern.. thanks boos... lemme tell ya what happened.. i woke up and boom.. i'm hurt! i couldnt get up! well i woke up and my back kinda hurt and i'm like well its gotta be nothing... then i got out of my metre high loft, and then this rush of weight, it felt like a million tons were on my shoulders, i collapsed back on my metre high loft, and said MOMMEEE DADDDDEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! and they thought i was playing hookie! geez... but i wasn't... GEEZ... and for the past three days i've been walking with help of tables, walls and people's shoulders.. like a toddler...
AND BECAUSE OF MY BACK!!!!!!!! I MISSED THE NEW MTV CANADA SHOW "Select"... my friends were hangin in downtown, and they were invited to be in the audience, they met brad the new host, and mat the select news guy (extra hot thank you very much) and will sasso... lucky bitches.. damn back.. aHHHhhhh............ well yeah okay BYE for now birdies (got that from my camera idol CHEETAH, the camera guy for blink, nfg and fenix)

5 minutes later
AHHHHHhhhh CHINA TRIP IS ON!!!! for 5 whole days i'll be by myself here.. in cluding CHRISTMAS!!!!!!! AHHRGH! who wants to spend christmas with mucky????????????????????????????????????

10-17-01
its been a week since i wrote here? wow.
lemme tell you this is not a good week for me AT ALL. for those who like to talk shit, you better leave.. i swear i'll blow up at anybody. my negative, rude, mean mood is back.
anyways nothings happening.. i'm passing math! horra... 51% bad, but not failing... heh...hope i'm going to get the good english interim from pj... i'm getting 75% in chem... bad compared to my 83% last year in chem (i know it was in gr.10 but whatever).. law and capp are definite A's.. if i dont get an A in those classes i'll fucking cry. in socials my A subject i'm getting 74%... my teacher is such a ditz... no current events.. all crap.. well not all crap but still! photography, i better be gettin an A.. that bitch got some stupid attitute! but taking pictures is fun... and in jap, yeah i hope i'm getting at least 66%...yeah well thast my school life
oh yeah today in ortho they gave me elastics, another reason why i'm feel in the dumps, its hurting like a BITCH!! (yeah so i lied that nothings happening)
love life? i have no love life.. that makes me feel like crying. bleh... well shouldnt cry anyway, its been like that for so long anyways meh. byee for now

IM BACK!!! Just finished watching Dawson's creek.... OMG - my new obsession Chad Murray[Charlie on Dawsons and Tristan on Gilmore Girls]... he's so fine on dawsons,

10-11-01
horray! I got into YOUTH PARLIMENT!!!!!!! I'm sooooooooooo excited!!!!!!! and my fam aint going to china and leavin me here!! HORRAAAA!!!
BAD: bleh (there's always somethjing bad) failed my math test 5/21 omg... good thing there's a retest adn uncle going thru test with me on saturday. Going thru everything with math teacher (dr. astaneh) after the test... i dont know why i'm telling you his name. meh!? oh and i have a socials test, and chemistry quiz and i dont know how to start studying... macbeth homework but meh?! i can do it in law... okay...
tomorrow vicky and katie are oging to the cruise i couldnt go with coz i couldnt afford >.< and um.... yeah. thats it :( That's it...

10-05-01
WHat a great family i have, I dont watn to go to china this winter because: a) i refuse to miss any school what so ever. b) i refuse to not go to any new years party in CANADA c) i rather go to youth parliment of bc... and guess what my fam says? okay then you stay here by yourself for christmas. i feel so .... this is unbelieveable... what kind of shitty family i have? whatever, party at my house!heh heh heh

10-04-01
goodstuff or bad stuff first? fine bad stuff.. i'm hurtin man.... whats worse than wanting somebody and not knowing if they want you back? findin out they're taken! bah... :*( it hurts! it really does!
goodstuff... i saw this really fine black dude on the bus, he was smilin at me oh man, it was almost heaven... maybe he's on apt.. iduno, lemme check.. hahaha




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September, 2001

09-30-01
you know i was thinking back to the old news... and i forgot to mention about MR. Dressup. As a child, i used to watch him every day up until i was 8, occassionaly watching the show til today... He died at the age of 73 on September 18th and I miss him! He taught me things nobody else could have taught me. I loved the tickle trunk, i even had a old trunk of my own and i named it after the tickle trunk and had all the costumes i could buy at the dollar store and stuffed it in there! before watching for the show, i would have my sisscors, crayons, construction paper all ready for me, so when he drew something, i would draw (or at least try) to draw what he was drawing, when he cut i cut... it was amazing... I loved that show. and i forever will! So my love goes to mr. dressup, and his family, he was a great man loved by lotsa children, including myself.
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09-28-01
i'mma never drivin again... i'm so scared still shakin... eeks.... >.<


09-27-01

TONY HAWK IS COMING!!!!!!!


breathing, i love that guy! i'm going to bring tons of film, heh, i gotta go find a nice poster to see if i get him to sign it... oman, i'm so excited! i'm excited like a fox! ah okay, just felt like announcing that, if you wanna see go down and you'll se more pictures of him! and other skaters that i love! later!

09-24-01
well my bad mood phase/negative phase is over, just wanna take the time to say FUCK YOU to all those who made me have a HARDER time when i was going thru a tuff time... but thanks too all those kind strangers who actually was nice to me, [notice the hate list, thats the people who gave me a hard time..] but anyways yeah, happy i'm back!
except last night, i was really scared coz i had a dream that satan stole my family, i totally freaked out today, shaking from everything.. YIKES! ahhh.. my goodness its freaky...
man, i dont know, but i havnet liked anybody as a crush where i dont know if that person likes e back or not since i was in grade 6 [thats when i didnt knwo what it meant to like somebodyhahaha].... and just now i have somebody i like, its weird, i dont like the feeling... but you cant help it right? but i get happy talkign to him [prolly why im in a happier mood...] later,

09-18-01
i feel sick, not sick from drinking [coz duh, its been so long] but i think sick from drinking from other peoplewho were sick.. nah oh well, the party was bababoom! buhbye.

09-16-01

HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY VICKY!


yesterday was vicky's bitching and happening party at kates house! i cant believe i got so pissed even tho i've done so before but thsi time nobody took care of me so i was pretty bad... shit man... but it was bitchin,altho i did some thigns i regret today (lets not talk about that) but i got free booze! (i'm such a mooch i know!) anyways, yeah thats my day today, andone of my best friends just turned 16, how great is that! good luck on your L Vicks... later!

09-11-01
WORLD WAR THREE IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm not kidding, really, my parents get the inside stuff and all the political leaders are out on by stand, i'm fucking scared. if i die. like right now... i fucking love all you people who have been there for me. i always will (even tho i might be over reacting, i also might not be) i'm fucking scared. i will pray for those who are in new york and in the united states, and i really hope i'm wrong and this is the end.

09-08-01
holy fuck there are som fucking bitches out there. insulting my page that i took forever to make, fuck that man. you call me bitter, i'll be more bitter, call me negativei'll be fucking negative. call me happy and i'll be more hapy towards you. fucking people should shut their mouths, one day they are going to talk to the wrong person adn cause someone to kill somebody else, or commit suicide because of one insult on somebody. shit man, if i'm bitter, and i feel like i'mhaving a bad day and i wanan explode ON MY WEBSITE, well, let me, if you got a fucking problem get the fuck out. holy mutha fucking hell. i got a filthy mouth. let it be. my mom and dad's mouth aint any better so shut the fuck up, you dont know what kind of life i have, you dont know hwat kind of mood i have, fucking hell. i'm so pissed of right now i could kill someone.

09-06-01
do you know graphic calculators cost 150? i went to london drugs, took one look at the price and said FUCK THAT... and walked out of the store [of course with some m&ms, but thats not the point]... fuck, what does the school think i am? made of money, stupid graphic calculators. anybody wanna give me their graphic calculator? plllease! later,

09-05-01
I am so sad i think i'm goign to cry. I HATE SCHOOOOL! I HATE MY TEACHERS! I HATE MY CLASSES! AND I HATE YOU [just kiddin, just got carried away with the hatefulness, i dont hate you, BUT I STILL HATE SCHOOL!]... i was suppose to take bi12, but stupid swain [my councillor who doesnt care shit aobut us] but he said its full even tho i'm one of the first people to ask for it [i'm so pissed]... i have horrible teachers, i'm taking law 12 now. i so wanted to take a provincial but no i cant. i think i'm going to CRY... I HATE SCHOOOOOL! i think i'm going to kill myself. okay people make those banners that say IN MEMORY OF MUCKSTA NOW. haha...... i'm kidding i'm not really going to kill myself you nerd.


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August, 2001

08-28-01
I GOT MY FUCKIN N!!!!!! fuckin i'm so happy!!!!! WEEHEEWOO.... "Keep on rollin' rollin' rollin, NO MOVE IN AND MOVE OUT, HANDS UP AND HANDS DOWN, BACK UP BACK UP and tell me what cha wanna do now!!"
AND i went to robson with vicky today, and i saw thaht CUTIE RYAN who works in LEVEL at granville, oh he's such a cutie, a SKATER cutie.. oh *droolz*....... omg omg omg... i'm such a weirdo i knoe.. but he's just SOOO CUTE, too hot to handle hahahaha okay -end-

08-27-01
omg... omg omg omg.. TOMORROWS DA DAY!! if i fail everybody will think i'm an idiot... but not like any of you read this shit...
since only 1/100th of you guys read this... DO YOU KNOE WHAT I HATE?! i hate it when people put that stupid right click thingy... so others cant take your html coding, how lame is that? i mean, WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR CODING?! by jacking it off someone else, so you in that case, you are a fuckin hipracrit, if you have a right click thing. its LAME!!!!! LAME LAME LAME. no right clickers are for jack-asses. LAME JACKASS. -end-

08-26-01
Woohoo, i got the NEW FOUND GLORY CD today... and omg..... one more day and my ROAD TEST... FREAKY.... wish me luck...

08-25-01
everybody,well not everybody is excited for their stupid rave Summer Love. Sorry right now i'm in a phase where i absolutely hate techno and all that jazz.fuckin hell, 3 more days until my road test. I never realized it but someone was jus like why dont you jus pray for it. bah, i hope the man upstairs will help, both my parents seem to think i'm going to fail.. geez.
Songs to download:
A New Found Glory - Boy Crazy [great shit, even if you are a girl, totally disses girls tho]
A New Found Glory - Dressed to Kill
A New Found Glory - Hit or Miss
You can tell i really like nfg right now eh? hehehe

[coupleminutes later:]
fuckin hell, stupid aa wont let me go in i alreayd registered for classmates and i dont wanna register for some fast cash shit, i mean i'm not even an fuckin american... fuckin asianavenue

08-23-01
ah fuck, 5 more days until my road test, my mom thinks i'm going to fail, how great of a mum is she? hope you guys are enjoying my IN TOO DEEP video... and my new picture of me go kartin, go chekit out... ciao boos.

08-19-01
FUCKIN HELL, THAT WAS THE BEST FUCKIN CONCERT I'VE BEEN TO.... EDGEFEST I MEAN.... i'll put some crazy shit pictures up when i get them developed and scanned..... fuckin.... holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was THAT GOOD~... everybody was GREAT LIVE except for project wyze.. and kittie.. haha but even project wyze wanst bad..... IT WAS GREAT!!!!! BLINK WAS AWESOME.. and TRAVIS' SOLO!!!! OMG OM GOMG .... AND FUCKIN HELL I ALMOST GOT HIS DRUM STICK BUT FUCKIN 10 people fuckin ATTACKED ME AND PUNCHED ME..... and almost broke MY FUCKIN ARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEST DAY OF THE SUMMER MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT WAIT UNTIL BLINK 182, SUM 41 or NFG OR GOOD CHARLOOTE COMES BACK.... i'm so excited.


08-15-01 YoYoYo- Dentist- Horray- my uncle said i might not have to take what my ortho made me do!!! stupid teeth freakin tryin to rip my mom and i off! so i might get my braces off earlier. horray!!!
HipHop/Rap: IMX - Clap Your Hands
Christian: Sixpence None the Richer - Precious Jesus

08-12-01
Fire works is over! boohoo. i dont think you care about my life but if you do, be sure to go chek out my site, who no longer is www.mucksta.com coz they fuckin' chargin me now.. ARGH!!! pissin me off so bad.. it used to be FREE now they want me to pay 50 bucks!!
oh here are sum muzik that i love:
Slow Jamz/R&B: Azn Dreamers - Heaven By Your Side
HipHop/Rap: Trick Daddy - I'm a Thug [i love the kids singin' in it]
Punk/Rock: Blink 182 - First Date , Sum 41 - Summer
Classic: New Kids On The Block - Step By Step





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