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Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little
bottle of Evian water? Try spelling Evian
backwards ---
NAIVE |
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Isn't making a smoking section in a resturant like making a peeing
section in a swimming pool? |
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If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the
Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs". What does that make the
Tennessee Titans? |
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If 4 our of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea ....... does that mean
that one person enjoys it? |
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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland
called Holes? |
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If love it blind, why id lingerie so popular? |
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a Broker? |
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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale
bread to begin with? |
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Why is a person who plays the piana called a pianist but a person who
drives a race car is not called a racist? |
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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? |
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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
others here for? |
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. |
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