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Rejected V lentines Dy Crds |
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I admire your
strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. |
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Our love will never
become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. |
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I bought this
Valentine's card at the store In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore. |
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This feels so good,
it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. |
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You're a woman of
style, you're a woman of class. Especially when I'm spanking, your
big-round-fat ass. |
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Before I met you, my
heart was so famished But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!! |
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Through all the
things that came to pass Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass. |
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You're a honey. . .
and you're a cutie I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty". |
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I don't wanna be
sappy or silly or corny So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny! |
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If you think that
hickey looks like a blister You should check out the one that I gave to your sister! |
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