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Womens' Random Thoughts |
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If you love something
set it free. If it comes back, it will always be
yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.
But,
if it sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses
your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you
had set it free .....you either married it or gave birth to it. |
Reason to smile:
every 7 minutes, someone in an aerobics class
pulls a hamstring. |
| My mind not only
wanders, it sometimes leaves completely. |
| The best way to forget
all your troubles is to wear tight shoes. |
The nice part about
living in a small town: when you don't know
what you're doing, someone else always does. |
| Just when I was
getting used to yesterday, along came today. |
| Sometimes I think I
understand everything, then I regain consciousness. |
Amazing! You hang
something in your closet for a while and it
shrink two sizes. |
They keep telling us
to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't
all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I
said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o' clock class in vigorous
toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "listen fatty...Do it and die." |
I read this article
that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating
too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are you kidding? That's
my idea of a perfect day! |
If men can run the
world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your
neck? |
Send this to all the
bright women you know and make their day!!!
(Or least make them laugh a little). |
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