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There once was a happy little fly buzzing around a barn one day,
when she happened upon a large pile of fresh cow manure.
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Since it had been hours since her last meal & she was feeling hunger pangs,
she flew down to the irresistible delicacy and began to munch out.
She ate... And ate ... and then she ate some more!!!
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Finally, she decided she'd had plenty. She washed her face with her tiny
front legs, belched a few times, then attempted to fly away.
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But alas...she had pigged out too much & could not get off the
ground. She looked around wondering what to do about this unpleasant
situation when she spotted a pitchfork leaning upright against the barn wall.
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She'd found a solution!!
She realized if she could just become airborne she'd be able to fly again.
So, she painstakingly, climbed to the top of the handle.
Once there, she took a deep breath, spread her tiny fly wings,
and leaped confidently into the air.
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She dropped like a rock and splattered all over the floor...
Dead Fly....
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The moral of this sad story?
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