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| Signs we live in the
Year 2002 |
- You just tried to enter your
password on the microwave...
- You have a list of 15 phone numbers
to reach your family of three...
- You call your son's beeper to let
him know it's time to eat. He emails you back from his bedroom, "What's for
dinner???"
- Your daughter sells Girl Scout
Cookies via her web site...
- You chat several times a day with a
stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbour yet this
year.
- You check the ingredients on a can
of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea..
- Your Grandmorher asks you to send
her a JPEG file of your newborn, so she can create a screen saver.......
- You pull up in your driveway and
use your cell phone to see if anyone is home ....
- Every commercial on television has
a web-site address at the bottom of the screen
- You buy a computer and 6 months
later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid
- Leaving the house without your cell
phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 years of your life, is cause for panic and
turning around to get it.
- Using real money, instead of credit
or debit, to make a purchase would be a hassle and take planning...
- Cleaning up the dining room means
getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car...
- Your reason for not staying in
touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses...
- You consider second-day air
delivery painfully slow...
- Your dining room table is now your
flat filing cabinet....
- Your idea of being organized is
multiple-colored Post-it notes...
- You hear most of your jokes via
e-mail instead of in person...
- You get an extra phone line so you
can get phone calls...
- You get up in morning and go online
before getting your coffee...
- You wake up at 2am to go to the
bathroom and check your E-mail on your way back to bed...
- You start tilting your head
sideways to smile. :)
- You're reading this...
- Even worse; you're going to forward
it to someone else
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