This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the
wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS:  What's for dinner?
SAFER:  Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST:  Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS:  Are you wearing that?
SAFER:  Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST:  WOW! Look at you!

DANGEROUS:  What are you so worked up about?
SAFER:  Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST:  Here's fifty dollars.

DANGEROUS:  Should you be eating that?
SAFER:  You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST:  Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

And a personal favorite.....

DANGEROUS:  What did you do all day?
SAFER:  I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST:  I've always loved you in that robe!

Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh!

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