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- Smart
man + smart woman = romance
- Dumb
man + dumb woman = pregnancy
- Smart
man + dumb woman = affair
- Dumb
man + smart woman = marriage
- Smart
boss + smart employee = profits
- Smart
boss + dumb employee = production
- Dumb
boss + smart employee = promotion
- Dumb
boss + dumb employee = overtime
- Man
will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs.
- Woman
will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she doesn't need.
- A woman
worries about the future until she gets a husband.
- A man
never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
- Successful
man makes more money than his wife can spend.
- Successful
woman is one who finds such a man.
- To be
happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.
- To be
happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all.
- Men
wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
- Women
somehow deteriorate overnight.
- Woman
marries a man expecting he will change, he doesn't
- Man
marries a woman expecting she won't change, she does.
- Married
men live longer than single men; however,
they are also more willing to die.
- Married
men should forget about their mistakes.
- No
point in two people remembering the same thing.
- Woman
has the last word in any argument.
- Anything
a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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