Friendship Oath
When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad

When you are scared, I will laugh at you and 
tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, I will tell you how much worse
it could be and to quit complaining.


When you are confused, I will use little words to explain
it to your dumb ass

And when you are lost, I will answer my cell phone
and give you directions.

When you are sick, I will hold your hair while you pay
homage to the porcelain god.

When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass
This is my oath, I pledge till the end.

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