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| THE COOLEST POEM
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I shave my legs, I sit down to pee
And I can justify any shopping spree.
I don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon
I can get a massage without a hard-on
I can balance the cheque-book, I can pump my own gas
I can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles at any cost,
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
I never forget an important date
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late
I don't watch movies with lots of gore
I don't need instant replay to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch,
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends, "Oh yeah, I can get her"
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, but jewellery's best.
Would you look at my face, Not at my chest!
I don't have a problem with expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying, cos you look at the ceiling.
Don't call me a girl, A babe or a chick.
I am a WOMAN, Get it, you pri*k?!
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Love isn't about
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finding someone perfect
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it's about learning
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to love an imperfect person
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imperfectly
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| This is good Aussie humor, please do not take
offense |
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