HOW TO GIVE THE CAT A BATH
1 Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2 Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have both
lids up
3 Find the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.
4 In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
lids.(You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape.) The cat
will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from
your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his
paws will be reaching out for anything they can find.
5 Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "Power
Wash"and "Rinse", which I have found to be quite effective.
6 Have someone open the door to the out side and ensure that there are
no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7 Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
lids.
8 The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside
where he will dry himself.

Sincerely,

                         The Dog

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