As a guy I really can't write an intro like I did for the male section. But I'll try anways.....Got issues with the male gender? Feel like they piss you off or something? This section's made up for the female gender. Remember no names are revealed in each section. Read on.....
Angie Gray...
MY INPUT ON THE MALE SOCIETY! Well what can I see their a bunch of things who's brains have 3 B's planted in: Bootie, Boobs, and Beer. They scratch their crotches in public, pick their nose, they think it's funny to fart. What not to love right. (riiiight) But ya know w/ all the things they do that make us pull our hair out, they sure do things that make our hearts fall out. Like wear your favorite cologne, how they act tough but are really confused and lost inside, and how they can look at you w/ that one look( girls you know what I mean) and you think your knees are turning into jello.
I know this guy right, and he's totally cool, and we have fun hanging out together. He's so funny, and oh so sweet, but the only thing is he compares me to other chicks 24/ frickin 7. (helpful hint) It's okay to point out if another chicks curves are working, but don't stretch it out to a point where your girl feels insecure, and make sure she know's you like her the way she is, and that she doesn't need to go act, look, or be like the other chicks.
There's this guy who absolutely takes my breath away! Every time he walks by my jaw hits the floor and I swear I think I'm gonna faint sometimes. And I liked him for awhile, then I found out he liked me when I didn't like him. And now I kinda like him again, and I don't know if he still like's me. I mean he's
PRICELESS, and I'm 3 FOR A DOLLAR.
Sometimes guys are like these Mary Janes (shoes) I have, their expensive, and all my frineds think they're cute, but when I wear them my feet hurt like heck and they're hard to walk in, and I find myself wanting my scrubby nikes. Let this be
a lesson, don't judge a book by it's cover.
There's stuff I'll never understand about guys. But it's not always easier for girls just cuz you guys have to pay on dates, make the first moves, and do all the proposals. I mean if a guys a little chubby it's considered cute, if a girl is she's a fat cow, if a guy get's a zit, it's natural, if a girls does she's an ugly whore, if a girl scores she's a slut, if a guys scores he's a GOD. I just don't get it. And yes some girls base things on looks and football experince, but hey so do guys, if a chick is kinda ugly but has big boobs, their all over them, like black on crack. (not suppose to be a racial comment)
So in conclusion, some guys can be rats, and some can be Romeos, and some I wanna kick in the balls, and some I wanna....j/k
Beth Fredrickson...
Alright, where to start, expierences with the male gender. How bout we use a different term so I don't sound too proper-LoL. Expierences with guys. There we go. So anyways, my love life has had 5 guys in it. They all have nicknames cept my boy now(Hint: hes the greatest one ever) alright- #1 is well #1, #2
is Pyshco, #3 is BORE, #4 is JERK(you know who ya are) And #5 is Chris.
Alright well My expeirences before Chris were all pretty horrible. #1 didn't
care about me. Pyshco was just well Pyscho. Bore was increddibly dull. And
Jerk never liked me (the only good thing was I met Chris). But CHris. Oh wow,
Chris, he is the greatest guy I've ever met, he is so sweet, he cares a ton,
and he loves me a lot, and I love him so much, and guess what, he respects
me(unlike some guys I know).
What do I think of guys. Some guys are the greatest and sweetest guys in
the world(no names-CHRIS). And some are just plain pigs. Some girls meet the
pigs first then they get the great one and they are in heaven(I'm one of them
girls). Then theres the girls that get the great ones first, think theres a
greater one and dump him and find a pig, and then we have the lucky ones, the
ones that meet the great guys first, fall in love and never have to deal with
the pigs(cept for his friends-LoL) But over all, guys are really cool.
Alright-like or dislike guys. People people people. Whats up with this
question. Alright honestly-if ya dislike guys, ya shouldn't have been able to
answer the first questions. Am I right or am I right?? Well anyways-my
opinion. I like guys. What would we do without them(don't answer that
please-LoL) Their the greatest humans around(next to girls that is-LoL)
So, Guys can be great, but also, guys can be pigs,I guess girls are like
that too huh guys?? But, ya just gotta find the great one, like I did, my
Chris, I love him so much, love is the greatest(but thats a different
questionnaire thingy huh??) but my honest opinion of guys- THEY ROCK!!
Melinda Lincoln...
I havent really done ne thing w/them and what I have done I don't want to bring up or it will take a long time to go away again but if u know me u probably already know what I'm talking about and if you dont I guess thats tuff shit.
I think they are kool (jackasses as boyfreinds) I've always gotton along with guys better than the girls.
Overall I think they are really cool.
Nicole Skurrich...
I've been around guys all my life. I have so many memories of things
with them like burping contests (hey, it was fun!), basketball and snowball
fights. I've had my share of good experiences with them, but mostly bad. So
understand if I sound angry at them all sometimes!
To start with, let's just say I hate boys, but I love them. Some of them
are only out to get as much a** as they can. I hate those kind. It makes me
so mad. That's the kind of guy lots of people end up wanting. Then all he
does is spend a maybe a week with her until someone supposedly better comes
along. Next, we have guys who think you want or like them, but you cringe if
you hear their name. Those are the ones I have the most trouble with. Is it
so impossible to think that not every girl is going to want your arm around
them?? And you do not have some special right to touch my butt!! That's
just one thing some particular boys don't seem to understand! You have to
have a certain kind of friendship at least before you start touching her.
Another way guys bug me is embarrassing me in front of other people if I told
him a secret or something. It's called a secret for a reason, you know?? Of
course I could go on about annoying things guys do, but I figure that's a
waste of time. I'm sure they have the same feelings about us girls anway.
But there are things I love about guys. I like when they're protective
of me (as long as they aren't possesive - they need to let me have some guy
friends!). And saying sweet things is always good, assuming he means it. I
also love when someone tells me he thinks of me whenever he hears a certain
song. It's a good idea to do that too because I always think of him whenever
I hear the song then! Plus, guys who are smart and funny are the best to be
around. Usually I'll start out as friends with someone like that before I
realize how cool they really are. Boys aren't as judgemental as most girls
either. I have more male (that word sounds weird to me!) friends than girls
because of that. And if I need advice about how to handle something another
guy said or did to me, it's always better to ask my guy friends since they
know if whatever he did even meant anything or not. Just to let you know, I
notice nice guys. I like nice guys. He doesn't have to be popular, a
football player or really hot. Yeah I think those things are good to have,
but definitely not necessary. And it's so cute when they get mad at someone
because he treated me like crap! I don't know, most of what I like about
guys is hard to put into words, but I tried.
Guys are so confusing to me most of the time! What is it they really
want anyway?? One day it seems like they are after skinny girls, but the
next they want someone with big boobs. I don't get it. Do they like smart
girls who can help them sometimes? Or do they think a girl who needs their
help is better? Is it better to be short or tall? Does he like long or
short hair? Blondes of brunettes? Someone better than them at something or
always worse? But I guess none of that is really important. There is a guy
somewhere who will like you for who you are, even if you don't meet him until
you're 50, he's there. Boys aren't worth changing yourself for. And chances
are that they end up liking someone real. I mean, don't you normally like a
guy who seems honest more than one who is always pretending to somone else
around different people? All in all, I think guys are confusing and pretty
hard to understand, but I just want to keep having fun until the right one
comes along.
Susan Kari and Becky Olson...
GUYS : The single most confusing thing in the world.
First off there are those guys that you love to hate. They're the ones
that think they are God's gift to women. They are cocky, and have an
attitude like they can get any girl that they desire. Guess What, you're
wrong! You have to go up to girls like they are the only girl in world,
the only one you desire.
Then there are the ones that you love. They are the ones that open doors
for us, they sing to us, even though they may not be the best singer,
its perfect to our ears. They write poems, and don't wait a week to call.
They tell us their true feelings even if its not "cool." They aren't
afraid to be themselves around us, and they don't show off around their
friends. They take time for us, and whisper sweet nothings into our ear.
They don't try to be "perfect," They know we'll love them even if they're
not. They aren't afraid to talk to us, they want to get to know us, and
they don't "do it all for the nookie." They're those rare guys that you
don't meet to often, and when you do you know they're for real.
Becky & Susan
