Do girls make any sense to you? Feel like venting some air about the female gender? Or just use this part as a message board to rip girls? Or are you just really, really, horny and want to express yourself? Or just want to talk about past experience's? Whatever the reason here's some opinions by a few guy's I know.....
My Opinions...
Before I start I would like to say that all my opinions are MY opinions and don't worry about what I say. It's just what I think and nothing personal.
K, let's see here. To me girls are both the greatest thing in the world but also one of the craziest and hardest to figure out.
They have oh so many pros and cons, but still it gets really crazy to figure out what's really going inside of their mind.
You know how girls always say "Oh they're just looking for big tits or a nice ass"? It might be true sometime if the chick is really, really hot but no; I'm afraid that's not all what we go on. From what I've seen, it's basically 3 things that go along in seeing whether or not you like a specific chick.
1. Looks and structure - would you really want to go out with a fat chick who talks about eating all the time?
2. Attitude - why would you go out with a girl that's snobby and/or mean? It's just dumb.
3. Peers and friends - Would you ask out a girl that's in the "popular" group? Could you stand the pressure of having to be around her as much as you can? Or would you go out with a girl that matches your personality and is in your area?
(4). T&A - Yeah we might talk about them a lot, but hey then again girls talk about how "cute" a guy is. It really doesn't matter that much. Look at Pamela Anderson. She has huge ones, but she's already banged 2 guys.
I'll admit girls are great to be friends with but not so great to have a relationship (especially Freshman). We're so, so lazy and that's the reason I just never gave it a shot. All in all, girls can destroy us. I'm not kidding around. With their staring glares, gossip and the ability to nail a boy in the junk, they sure as hell can destroy us. So why bother having a girlfriend? Why not have a friend that's a girl and do less work? It'll be better for both of you. Unless you're in love or something, then I don't want to get into that stuff.
Travis Carr...
"Girls Are Such A Drag"
-Blink 182
This is one of my favorite Blink 182 quotes, because it's true as all hell, and I use it a lot. Girls say guys are pigs, and whatever stuff like that, but I think girls are just as bad if not worse. Guys go on looks, yes, so do girls. But a guy can be ugly as hell and be good at football and girls are all over him, I'll never understand that. I think I've been influenced too much by my brother, who is so cynical about women I sometimes wonder what happened to him. And guys who walk around talking about how women want a guy to take charge and all that crap are morons, no one knows what they want except women.
"Girls Are A Waste Of Time"
-Blink 182
This is another favorite. I may get in trouble for this, but I know this girl right? I've been good friends with her for a couple years, and I like her, and then I find out she likes me. Perfect, we'll go out. We've talked about it before, but she had reasons to say no, like it will be so complicated. Now this time, she brings up the reasons from before but reasons to dismiss them, like it will be complicated, but maybe things are better complicated. Then, she still says no. Why? I have no damn clue. Another thing,
"There Are Only So Many Ways I Can Make Love With My Hand"
-Blink 182
As much as they piss me off, I still like them, I still hang around with them. For all the downfalls, there's a lot of good things about them too.
"I do not have a girlfriend, I have a dog"
-Mark Hoppus
Chris Smith...
There was this one girl I kinda liked ever since the beginning of the eighth grade year (we will also call her Ms. X as in Steve's example). I liked her a lot, and so did some of my friends (I don't think I am to use their names either, damn
you Steve j/k). Well my friend asked her to the dance and she said no, so I tried to get her to go with him, but she still wouldn't. It turns out she liked me, but she was too shy or something to tell me (I was too shy too)
Well there were other girls that liked me at the same time, (only one other
one had a chance(that I know of at least)). Now I had been talking to Ms. X
online for about 4 months, we had never called each other, or talked to each
other in school. Then one night I gave her my phone number after talking to
her online for like 4 hours. Then she called me at like 1 in the morning, and
we talked till 3, things were lookin good. I went to the dance with her, but
I was pretty shy so I kinda stayed away for a while (we weren't goin out or
anything so I thought it was okay. And when I finally do go up to her and
start dancin, then they all walk away and tell me to "wait right there" hmmm
I waited for like 15 mins (what a fool I was) I finally just left or whatever
and then I got bitched out by her friend for leaving her, whatever. Shortly
after I started goin out with her. I asked her out and it took her 6 FRICKEN
DAYS to answer!!!!!!! Bt she said yes (she knew the answer from day one, BUT
I DON't know why she didn't just freakin tell me). Now this was hell, it
wasn't all bad, but here we go. All the girls that liked me were pissed at
Ms. X (maybe about 5?) and there were some problems.
She wouldn't talk to me
at school, it was like she was ignoring me and that she hated me or
something, I didn't get it. I would say hi in the halls she wouldn't notice
or anything. She only went to one movie with me, she was always too busy to
talk on the phone. Nothing was different than before, we were still just like
"only friends" ya know? and one day she goes up to one of my friends and
says "Chris doesn't understand!!!" (still don't know what that means and I've
asked her before) so....it was the daybefore Easter, and I had made a
decision to start being less shy and all to try and get something going
between us.
Okay, here we on online again talking, everything seems okay (oh
yeah, I forgot to mention I got really pissed like 5 times before when we were
goin out, everyone kept buggin me about her and "how I didn't talk to her,
but she was the one who wouldn't ever talk to me, and I about dumped her
every time) So we're talking online, she's okay and so am I. and then I was
about to leave (it was about 2 a.m. so it was Easter now) and then she said
*sigh* and I asked her what was wrong yadda yadda yadda, and then she decides
to dump me. ONLINE, ON EASTER AND AT 2AM WHAT THE HELL???????????????? Wow a
lot of respect for me, shows how much she cares huh? So I said a bunch of
nice stuff and I guess she started crying or something, but we're still
friends now I guess, but things were sooooooooooooo fricken confusing then.
Alright thats enough about her.
Not all girls are so confusing, some girls ae actually pretty cool!
(like my g/f) she hasn't confused me at all about that kinda stuff. and I
think we'll be going out for a long time. She has been sooo good to me, and I
guess I shouldn't tell you about the stuff we do over the internet, if you
wanna know you can ask me in private (s/n is toohot2handlex69)
So I don't know where I stand on the girl issue. I like girls, you just
gotta know what one to choose, if you choose the wroing one, it can be a
confusing twisting turning hell. But If you pick a really good one (like I
did with my g/f : ) then it can be a litte taste of heaven.
Kelly Beck...
I am one of those guys. One of those guys that is chicken. Straight up. I am a frickn' wuss when it comes to girls. When I'm I'm hanging out with my freinds I am a social as a person could be, then a girl I don't know walks by. Then I fall into my shy little shell. I am a nice guy, and you no what they say about nice guys. They finish last. That's the cold hard truth. It pisses me of when nice girls fall for jackasses that need their already enormous egos stroked 24-7. There are plenty of nice guys out there, but do we get hit on? NO! Do we get noticed? NO! Do we ever, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeever get the girl? HELL NO! And that upsets me. So to any girls reading this, remember: nice guys are people to. Be the man. Make the first move. It might be the best thing you've ever done. Peace & Love.
Austin Rudlong...
1. You've got to have confidence in yourself. Dont go asking a girl
thinking shes gonna say no.
2. You have to approach girls with the attitude that you could have any
girl you want
if you act like that, they are gonna start to wonder why, and then they're
in.....once you've got them interested, its a good start. I mean, think about
it, when it comes to girls.....who are you goin to be more attracted to? a
girl who just sits in the corner and acts like no one likes her or a girl
who talks alot and acts like she's got lots of people liking her....
That is all.......
Tim Edstrom...
Girls are heaven and hell. The old phrase, "Can't live with them, can't live without them" is entirely true. Girls are gossipy, flaky, sometimes wholly incompetent, and I believe most of the time totally ignorant towards males' emotions. Girls go along with the crowd. It seems like they just do what their friends are doing. They're totally apathetic towards the opposite sex and how they feel. If they don't like a situation they choose to ignore it. Blah blah blah I could go on all day like this, but there is another side to girls, and that's the side I'm sure you're all familiar with. Oh YOU know that side...NO not that side you fucking pervert. The side that is warm, caring, kind, nurturing in everything we do. The side that clings to us when they're afraid, or tries (in vain of course) to protect us from doing something they know is wrong. It's the side that cuddles, flashes that uncanny, heart-melting smile, or talks for hours on end about nothing in particular, but you know you love to listen. This is the side we can't live without. Besides, if girls weren't around, who would cook and clean for us?
