The Worse Pick Up Lines
(In no particular order. They are all equally stupid) And yes, I've heard some of these, which is kinda sad.
"We've just met, but I feel like I'm in love with you."
"Are your feet tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day."
"If I was Peter Pan, you'd be my happy thought."
"I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight"
"Do you come here often?" (Especially at a place that no ones really goes as a regular. i.e. the bank, the unemployment office, etc)
"The name is Bond. David Bond. Maybe you have heard of my brother James..."
"Baby, somebody better call God, 'cause he's missin' an angel!"
"Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?"
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?"
"Is it hot in here, or is that just you?"
"How was heaven when you left it?"
"Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?"
"What's Your Sign?"
"You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room."
"Hey, where did your smile go? (Check back pocket) Here it is! "
"I put a drop of tear in the ocean last night for you. And I won't stop loving you until you find that tear drop. " (Someone you just met)
"Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be? " (Again, someone you just met)
"Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?"
Turn Offs
And yes, I've also heard some of these. (They are in no particular order. They are all equally stupid)
"You're so pretty...but if I were a girl, I'd look better than you"
Stinky breath
Too much cologne
Telling stupid jokes and then trying to explain them over and over again
Stupid pick up lines (listed above)
Talking about your ex
Farting
Belching
Bragging about something for long periods of time
Smoking (unless the person smokes too, but still don't blow it in their face)
Spitting (on the ground or anywhere else)
Making noises with your armpit
Wiping your mouth with the same napkin you wiped your nose with
Offering her/him a napkin that you've already used