Aww!! You wanna be my affiliate?!?! How shweet. If I don't accept you it's probably because:
We have nothing in common
You have somthing stupid or offensive on your website
Your layout has a bright green background with yellow text or something crazy and annoying like that.
Otherwise it should be okay. Please keep in mind I may want to talk to you from time to time and perhaps ask help for something if you're HTML skills are better than mine. (I don't usually ask too much because most things I try to do on my own) Be ready for that. This isn't just for hits or whatever. So if you think you're gonna love me and leave me, don't even apply!!