My biggest fear is there is no such thing as PMS, and this is just my personality.

Sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here.

There are easier things in life than finding a good man...like nailing JELLO to a tree for instance.

"I took the initiative in creating the internet" - Al Gore (Just like Romy & Michelle crrreated Post-its)

Get me two perr. I need two perr. So I can get ta stompin in my Err Foce Ones.

Not that I condone facism; or any ism for that matter. Isms, in my opinion, are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in 'Beatles', I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off of people.

What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.

Thoughts from Courtney: Calculus makes about as much sense as Beavis & Butthead [paraphrase]. 

Don't be so open minded that your brains fall out.