| When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look, then if they like what they see, they listen. |
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Learn by other's mistakes because you do not live long enough to make them all yourself.
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It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice. |
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| Of all things you wear, smile is most important. |
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| The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. |
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| Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. |
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| What is beautiful is not always good. But what is good is always beautiful. |
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| Never make the same mistake twice since there are several new once available. |
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| Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet deprecate agitation, are men who want |
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| Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet deprecate agitation, are men who want |
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| rain
without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the roar of its
many waters. |
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| Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. |
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. |
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| There is a theory that states: "If anyone finds out what the universe is for it will |
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inexplicable. |
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| Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. |
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| You can tell how far we have to go, when FORTRAN is the language of super computers. |
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| The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of "Ten Best". |
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| I've known him as a man, as an adolescent and as a child -- sometimes on the same day. |
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If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?
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| Don't take life too seriously -- you'll never get out of it alive. |
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| While you don't greatly need the outside world, it's still very reassuring to know that it's still there. |
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The Preacher, the Politician, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!
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| Ask your boss to reconsider -- it's so difficult to take "Go to hell" for an answer. |
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| The road to hell is paved with good intentions. And littered with sloppy analysis! |
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| Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes to
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| The rule on staying alive as a forecaster is to give
'em a number or give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once. |
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| By doing just a little every day, you can gradually let the task completely overwhelm you. |
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| "If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot to send it. But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll just think the other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail. And if *fifty* pieces of mail get lost, can you imagine it, if *fifty* pieces of mail get lost, why they'll think someone *else* is broken! And if 1 GB of mail gets lost, they'll just *know* that Arpa is down and think it's a conspiracy to keep them from their God given right to receive Net Mail ..." |
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| There's a fine line between courage and foolishness. Too bad it's not a fence. |
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When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.
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| I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it
up. |
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| Politics is like coaching a football team. you have to be smart enough to understand the game but not smart enough to lose interest. |
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| Too much of anything, even love, isn't necessarily a good thing. |
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| With all the fancy scientists in the world, why can't they just once build a nuclear balm? |
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| It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats. |
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| Science is what happens when preconception meets verification. |
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| Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are. |
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| he greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding. |
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| Just when you thought you were winning the rat race, along comes a faster rat!!! |
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| This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual life, you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go. |
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| "Nondeterminism means never having to say you are wrong." |
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| When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. |
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| "There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make is so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies." |
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| If two wrongs don't make a right, try
three. |
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| I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed of yourself. |
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| "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." |
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| "I have made mistakes but I have never made the mistake of claiming that I have never made one." |
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| "I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them." |
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| "It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it." |
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| The shortest distance between two points is under
construction. |
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